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November 06, 2008

Fi-ninger

Before I set up this video, let me preface it by saying that this is slightly NSFW (which is what makes it a lot of fun). As much as Anthony Bourdain's "fisting a Samoan" quip.

Anywho, my Mom tells this story of a police-led sting operation in my hometown which led to the arrest of the kidnap-for-ransom gang. The gang is led by a certain "Fred", who, by most reliable accounts, is the mastermind. He, of shockingly close acquaintance to the family, apparently selects the gang's next target by "fingering" them. I do a bit of Katie Couric vs. Sarah Palin in the interview, but my mom delivers all the punchlines.

October 31, 2008

Halloween Roundup

Kamay sa ilalim ng baba... PORMA!:

1. I have a boo boo in my bellybutton that, when I press, it makes me pee involuntarily.

2. This whole degenerative disc business has me worried about overall cartilage health. Since I can't take shellfish-based glucosamine, I'm in the market for vegan versions. Question is, do they work as well?

3. Robin Padilla must have the healthiest lungs and liver in the world.

4. Coron Island, ancestral land of the Tagbanwa, is the last frontier. You. Must. See. It.

5. I thought it was funny how managers (coaches) of professional baseball teams wear the same clothes/kit their players do -- as opposed to other professional sports where most managers are either in a suit or a tracksuit. Then I had a vision of Pat Riley wearing shorts, hightops and a sleeveless jersey yelling at the ref. Or an American football coach wearing tights.

6. Whatever it is, it should fold easily, and in seconds.

7. Fiction foreshadows reality.

8. More sports: you'd think "pinch hitter" and "dump" would be one of sports' worst-named positions, but I think "tight end" takes the medal. Maybe they should be playing at Hooker Field in Virginia, or, more famous, Taco Bell Arena.

9. Now that I am middle aged, I can be more cynical, if that's possible.

10. I've been asked to endorse a President for the U.S. I listened to Obama rally in Missouri and in the Pennsylvania pouring rain, and I was in tears. But, after taking the test at glassbooth.org, it seems Ralph Nader's my man.


December 07, 2007

Weekend Link Roundup (120707)

Here goes:

1. It seems that having a sex tape is tantamount to celebrity-hood. For guys, getting away with it is a precursor to just plain old douchebaggery.

2. David Brooks will change how you look at China:

You try to tell them that China isn’t a communist country anymore. It’s got a different system: meritocratic paternalism. You joke: Imagine the Ivy League taking over the shell of the Communist Party and deciding not to change the name. Imagine the Harvard Alumni Association with an army.

3. This stuff will work really well here in Manila.

4. The Stiletto 2 lets you listen to satellite radio on the go (with a player about the size of an ipod). Who needs an ipod?

5. Paypal moves to Linux:

It is currently processing $1,571 worth of transactions per second in 17 different currencies. In 2006, the online payments firm, which started out over a bakery in Palo Alto, processed a total of $37.6 billion in transactions. It's headed toward $50 billion this year.

6. Hillary Clinton can turn just about anyone on.

7. 25 skillz every bro must know. Including mix concrete and clean a bolt-action rifle.

8. Even dead people can go shopping at Costco. Don't forget to bring your ID!

9. Crickets can tell time. Not! Just the temperature.

10. 2007 Top Pinoy Probloggers.

August 20, 2007

Letters to The Editor

I get a lot of email from readers, mostly to sell viagra and pictures and stuff, but I do get the rare "need advice" letter.

Here's one:

Dear Bulletproofvest,

My girlfriend's been reading your blog lately. She says you're a funny writer. She says to me, "Why can't you be as funny as this guy?" You've given me problems now. I hate you.

Thanks,

[Name removed]

My answer:

Dear [name]

I apologize. I can't help being funny! It's really all I've got to impress the girls.

Thanks,

Bulletproofvest

P.S. Can you send me a pic of your girlfriend? Thanks, man!

Here's another one:

Dear Bulletpoint,

I really like your blog. I also think that you are nicer, kinder and handsomer in person. You should stop faking it.

XXX

My answer:

Dear [name]

Outstanding! I'm very flattered that you like my blog. How do you know me personally? Or are you just sensing that about me? I can't fake a good thing, but if you send me a picture, maybe we can talk about it.

Bulletproofvest

P.S. Please try not to refer to me as bulletpoint.
P.P.S. "Handsomer" is not a word, I think. But send me your pic, and we'll talk about it.
May 04, 2007

Streamies

I've been so busy lately that I don't even have time to browse, much more blog.

But a friend of mine sent me this article that I found really interesting. It describes the phenomenon of YouTube watching and, in a classic marketing move, labels these YouTube addicts as "streamies". Knowledge Networks/SRI calls this the "watershed moment".

People are morphing over to this medium and are beginning to use in a way that is becoming important for advertisers to understand as they look for new ways to reach consumers.

Blah, blah, blah. So, only now, months after Google bought YouTube for $15 gazillion, do you recognize it as a marketing opportunity? Exactly how?

The research, which tracks the way average consumers spend their day consuming media, found that the highest percentage of streamies - people who streamed video or audio content online at least once during the past week - are most likely to be younger demos.

Forty-three percent of boys ages 12 to 17, and 40% of girls the same age qualify as streamies vs. 36% of men 18 to 34 and 16% of women 18 to 34, and only 21% of men 35 to 64 and 11% of women 35 to 64.

"Qualify" meaning they streamed video or audio content online at least once during the past week. If you're telling me that 43% of boys and 40% of girls are streamies, then the next American Idol should be on YouTube, because I believe that we're not too far away from "at least once *a day*." (There's my own episode of clarity.)

Furthermore:

Teen streamies spend 28% more time, young adult streamies spend 41% more time and older adult streamies spend 67% more time online than their non-streamie counterparts, he says.

These are the same kids that use Wikipedia as a reference.

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April 30, 2007

Cesar Montano for Senator

Now that we know Richard Gomez isn't going to be a senator, we want to consider whether Cesar Montano should become one as well. I think he should, but for a different reason.

Montano, equally handsome and evidently much more talented than Gomez, is currently one-to-two strokes behind the 12-spot in the surveys, along with Mike Defensor, John Osmena and Prospero Pichay. These gentlemen are chasing Honasan, Pimentel, Noynoy, Zubiri and Roco, who all are poised, with one last push before election day, to sneak into the 12.

The reason why you must vote for Montano is that, along with Roco, they are the only "hill" candidates worth your vote. And, if you don't vote for them, it statistically increases the chances of crooks like Pichay and Defensor, trapos like Osmena, or old-rich scions like Zubiri (biodiesel = subsidies for sugar hacienderos) to sneak in -- a result that's a lot less palatable. In more simple words, Montano is a better vote than a non-vote that leads to a Senator Defensor.

Why not vote for, oh say, a Kapatiran candidate? Well, you're wasting your vote, because the surveys say they're miles away -- it's not worth "making the statement" in my opinion. You're better off trying to stop people like Pichay from getting into the Senate by voting for someone who has the same chances of sneaking into the 12 as much as he does, even if it means voting for an actor.

April 25, 2007

James Yap Jr. Leads the Roundup

1. No one's called them on this yet, but I dare put forth that a prophecy has come to pass: That a son, born of the stalwarts of two warring families, will unite this nation.

Forty eight years from now, James Yap, Jr., grandchild of two former presidents, offspring of a basketball player slash womanizer and, well, "Kris Aquino", and five time PBA MVP winner, will run for the highest office in the country and will deliver us to the promised land where the BIR is corruption-free and every Filipino can dunk. Before then, we shall suffer 48 more years of incompetency.

2. Spiderman 3 now on DVD in Beijing.

3. Amazon.com sales explode on membership product.

4. Eraser in My Head has the full transcript of Mikaela Fudolig's speech. Fudolig is the 16 year-old summa cum laude from UP who delivered last weekend's commencement address. Her GPA in Physics was 1.09 if I heard it right.

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April 24, 2007

Better Readers Online

Filed under the Ha! Department:

The Poynter Institute's recent eye-tracking study released a few weeks ago point to some really interesting findings among newspaper readers.

For one, online readers read 77% of what they chose to read, compared to 62% of broadsheet readers (that is, online readers read 77% of an article they choose to read).More useful: once an online reader chooses to read a particular item, 2/3rds of them read ALL of the text.

A more interesting note for page designers is that it seems people learn more from what they read when presented different ways of understanding one story.

Watch the video of the findings here.

April 19, 2007

Midweek Roundup

1. Four months after the Typhoon Durian left Bicol devastated -- leaving 1,300 people dead or missing -- Filipinos are still living in makeshift shelters and old school gyms. Only six percent of the estimated $46 million in aid needed have come in.

2. Agakhan Sharief has nicknamed himself Usama bin Laden to help voters remember his name.

3. Journalists in this country still dead men walking.

4. It was really hot Tuesday. It'll get hotter still.

5. Speaking of hot... now, I can't wait to watch those hanging leg raisers.

6. Internet radio is in trouble. If you're a Pandora or Last.fm user, you should read this.

7. Happiness is making a career out of helping others.

8. Twelve kinds of clients and how to work with them (freelancers must read).

9. The leading partylists, based on an April 16 Pulse Asia survey.

10. Froogle. R.I.P. 2002-2007 (now Google Product Search.).

April 13, 2007

Chinese Takeout

I've been wondering about this, and this entry is only half-thought out.

Food safety woes in China are now coming to everyone's centerscreen, what with pet food tainted with melamine killing all those animals in the United States. Pet food, you ask, what does that have to do with me?

The list of Chinese food exports rejected at American ports reads like a chef's nightmare: pesticide-laden pea pods, drug-laced catfish, filthy plums and crawfish contaminated with salmonella.

Just as with manufactured goods, exports of meat, produce, and processed foods from China have soared in recent years, prompting outcries from foreign farm sectors that are feeling pinched by low Chinese prices.

Worried about losing access to foreign markets and stung by tainted food products scandals at home, China has in recent years tried to improve inspections, with limited success.

The problems the government faces are legion. Pesticides and chemical fertilizers are used in excess to boost yields while harmful antibiotics are widely administered to control disease in seafood and livestock. Rampant industrial pollution risks introducing heavy metals into the food chain.

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April 10, 2007

Tour of the Fireflies

Ride with me. If you don't have a bike, let me know, and I'll see what I can do.

March 15, 2007

How Low Can You Go?

After being named the most corrupt economy in Asia, what new depths shall our government plumb? Being named the most corrupt economy, for sure, is one of the lowest possible.

In a grading system with zero as the best possible score and 10 the worst, the Philippines got 9.40, worsening sharply from its grade of 7.80 last year. Indonesia had been deemed Asia’s most corrupt country in 2006.

Until, of course, The Palace starts huffing like a toddler defending itself, with number like these:

Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez said the PERC survey failed to factor in inroads in the fight against corruption. She said that as a result of reforms being implemented in her office, Sandiganbayan conviction rate rose to 77 percent between January and March 2007 alone, from 33 percent in 2005.

The convicted officials include four municipal mayors, a metropolitan trial court judge, and a president of a state university.

In the SWS survey, Ermita said the percentage of companies that were asked to pay bribes for certain transactions significantly went down from 55 percent in 2000 to 36 percent in 2005.

Ermita said one of the anti-corruption initiatives of the government is the doubling of the budget of the Office of the Ombudsman to P960 million.

A P2-billion anti-graft fund has also been established to intensify the drive against tax cheats and smugglers as well as finance the hiring of more investigators for the Ombudsman, Ermita said.

Let's see, Imelda is at large, government's made peace with Erap (despite an unresolved case), Singson's running for Senator, the President herself was caught cheating during the last elections, I can't remember what happened to Atong Ang, I get it now: we get corrupted because we're just a bunch of pussies. And, being called a pussy is, to me, a new depth.

March 14, 2007

Midweek Roundup

Before I go any further, here's the roundup for hump day:

1. How much is YouTube worth? $1 billion in copyright infringements.

2. And what makes them guilty.

3. Is Clinton working his way to UN Secretary General?

4. 300 versus 10,000 of mine, and I get bitched-slapped? Sure, I'd be mad too. (Yet another reason to draw nuke plans.)

5. Kermit demonstrates 15 stretches.

6. Free project managment software at Unfuddle.

7. What would you and I start a wiki on? Any ideas?

8. Check in to 5-star amenities... in a giant concret pipe?

9. Fake or not, I wish I was at this wedding. (Warning, meanness about to ensue.)

10. How to beat anyone in Rock, Paper, Scissors. In summary, never lead with a Rock, rookies will tend to throw the same throw twice in a row.So, when you see two Scissors back to back, you know that the next one will either be Paper or Rock. (Okay, just read it here.)

March 13, 2007

Science Project

A week ago, I was at a book launching in Los Banos and I sat through a talk by Emil Javier, former Chancellor of UPLB, former UP President, National Academician and former TAC Chair. He was campaigning for the Agham Partylist, whose website is here. (The site could use a little SEO maintenance.)

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March 07, 2007

Midweek Geek Roundup

Ah, made it to hump day. To celebrate, I bring the links:

1. The most awesome things you can make out of paper.

2. A free online FLV converter. What is that, you say? Grab the link from your favorite YouTube video, paste it here, and download the video in a format you can watch on your PC.

3. A free online mindmapper. What is that, you say? I really don't know, but I know people who do this all the time.(Still on private beta.)

4. Free timesheets and timetracking. A nice idea for those of you with small businesses (but I'm sure by now you've got a nice system going).

5. Izmi lets you serve all sorts of files straight from your PC (Windows) to anyone with a Web browser.

6. Call your IM buddies from your mobile phone (at local costs) with Nimbuzz. Yup, you heard me right.

7. Man shall not live by bread alone, but by... (here comes the hellfire).

8. A free PDF converter.

9. You should be tracking your comments in other blogs.

10. And if you're traveling to China, you might want to bring the Internet with you.

February 26, 2007

Late Weekend Roundup

I went away for the weekend -- riding in Batangas. Met a local rider and we went maybe 50 kilometers (just over 30 mils) around Batangas, from the beach out near the edge of Taal Lake, then back up north where the road forks to Tagaytay, then back out to Nasugbu and halfway down to Calatagan. A super ride, with some good climbs, made better with the sea waiting at the end.

So, here's the weekly link roundup of neat bits and pieces, flavored by the wild.

1. Chimpanzees making spears. With females leading the hunts. Looks like they will evolve to a better women-led civilization.

2. Suicide by jaguar?

3. I want a new drug

4. Manage your family.

5. Legislating poor taste (or, fake privates).

6. Really stupid online business ideas that made someone really rich.

7. Consumer angst empowered?

8. An upside to global warming (not that there is one)?

9. Best logos of 2006.

10. It's raining today.

February 16, 2007

Bugs, Grills and Blog Tools

Here's the Weekend Roundup

1. I'm aware of the IE 6 bug (it doesn't read the div widths properly) that forces the main content to the bottom of the page. The problem is I can't get to fixing it because a. I don't have time b. I don't have IE 6 anywhere. I'll try the weekend.

2. I just started a consultancy in Makati, which has me driving about an hour a day to my client's office. I've had it, like many people living in the city, with traffic, and while I wait to get out of one clusterf*ck after another, I can just see the cost of transaction (and the effect on the GDP) count down like big dollar signs hovering over the city sky.

3. Catholics are the victims? Maybe after "The Da Vinci Code", they've gotten a bit over-sensitive? This really isn't an attack (NSFW) on Catholics is it? (Here's an article that deals with one that clearly is.) So, why this then?

4. The stuff of movies. Maybe, Pinoy movies. She makes friends with a younger person, and treats her like her own child. Her finding her own family makes for a sweeping bittersweet moment.

5. Get your grills on.

6. How to be a good Republican, or Democrat.

7. Kill some time with Flickr and this photo selector based on background colors.

8. Who's going to play Rob and Fabrice? Will they fake it as well?

9. Death by Alphabet.

10. Finally, for the bloggers: Performancing has found an owner.

February 13, 2007

New Look

I had really tired of the old look, and had wanted to redesign the blog for the looooongest time. Never had the time though, but the weekend provided just the right number of hours to put something up.

Of course, there are bugs. So, I'm still fixing those. (Safari has one I could see, and so does the blockquote style.) But all in all I started with fixing a few things, ended spending about two days designing (changed my mind several times), markup, coding, testing, etc. etc.

Now, I can get back to blogging.

February 02, 2007

Quick Weekend Roundup

1. The folks over at Microsoft have actually done the impossible: let a computer talk his way into suicide.

Microsoft has admitted that speech recognition features in Vista could be hijacked so that a PC tells itself to delete files or folders.

Vista can respond to vocal commands and concern has been raised about malicious audio on websites or sent via e-mail.

In one scenario outlined by users an MP3 file of voice instructions was used to tell the PC to delete documents.

2. SEO triumph: Bush no longer tops Google search for "miserable failure". Instead, it's about Google bombing, and the "miserable failure" links to Bush.

3. Bring back the size-0 models: Binge eating disorder more common than anorexia or bulimia combined.

4. Share your stories about mistakes you've made. No, this doesn't require a postcard.

5. Teach your kids about marijuana.The book is free until Valentine's Day.

6. Kevin Smith does his Top Films of 2006. He saw 85 movies, and Borat, The Departed and Perfume were on his list.

7. Love thy neighbor (who needs cash).

8. New Gmail feature: view and edit attachments (spreadsheets and docs) via Google Docs & Spreadsheets within Gmail. Bring the office anywhere!

9. Artist community Humble Voice.

10. And, I still want a Wii, dammit.

January 30, 2007

Ebay: No Virtual Goods

CNet is reporting:

By proactively delisting auctions for property from virtual worlds and online games, eBay may be effectively forcing players who participate in such trades into the hands of giant third-party operations that buy and sell virtual goods.

The estimate of sales of virtual products, everything from virtual characters, to virtual currencies and clothes, is somewhere in the "multi-hundred-million-dollars". Too much fraud? Or the possibilty of these sales actually violating the terms of service between the game publishers and their users? Either way, whoever captures this market will make a nice pile of cash in the near-term.

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January 26, 2007

Speak English And Go Mad

I like reading about happiness, and what makes people happy, justifying my idea that, if you come into this world with nothing, and leave with nothing, then you should have something cool while you're here.

Evidently, that's not the case. Affluenza, a term noted British psychologist Oliver James uses to refer to the worldwide compulsive pursuit of money and possessions which makes people richer, but sadder. He went around the world interviewing people from New York to Sydney.

Bigger houses, more cars, larger televisions, younger faces -- these goals are frenetically pursued by middle-class workaholics afflicted by "Affluenza."

"Studies in lots of different nations show that if you place high value on those things, you are more likely to suffer depression, anxiety, addictions and personality disorders," he said.

The biggest bombshell: People in English-speaking nations are twice as likely to be mentally ill as people living in mainland western Europe.

James freely admits that interviewing the affluent in Sydney was a depressing job, calling it "the Dolly Parton of cities in Australia, the most vacuous

Singapore, where he found shopping to be the national obsession, suffered from "sad, unplayful deadness."

Tama na muna yang Ingles, nakakabaliw pala talaga yan. Kaya pala ang gastos gastos nung mga Call Center agents.


Google Video to Return YouTube Results

After months of speculation on these two seemingly redundant products, Google has just announced that Google Video will now return search results from YouTube -- and Google says inevitably everywhere and anywhere else.

More importantly, Google says that "Google Video will become even more comprehensive as it evolves into a service where users can search for the world's online video content, irrespective of where it may be hosted," according to a company statement.

All that's left is monetizing YouTube, which shouldn't be too hard now that Google can search it. Within the year, we will probably see entire episodes of Lost and The Biggest Loser available as pay-per-view videos on YouTube, supported by free promotional clips.

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January 12, 2007

David Beckham to Play for LA Galaxy, Iverson to Hapee Toothpaste

The wait is over. Becks goes to Hollywood.

I'm a big enough sports fan to know that Posh Spice would like nothing better than to move to LA. And, $250 million sounds like a good start to her career.

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January 03, 2007

Bosses Suck

If you think your boss is a jerk, you're not alone. A recent survey in the U.S. found that bosses jerk people around like it's their job.

Nearly two of five bosses in U.S. workplaces do not keep their word and more than a fourth bad-mouth those they supervise to co- workers, a university study shows.

The results of the study are scheduled for publication in the autumn 2007 issue of The Leadership Quarterly, a journal aimed at consultants, managers and executives.

The findings of the study show that:

39 percent of workers said their supervisors had failed to keep promises.

37 percent said their supervisors had failed to give credit when due.

31 percent said their supervisors had given them the "silent treatment" in the past year.

27 percent said their supervisors had made negative comments about them to other employees or managers.

24 percent said their supervisors had invaded their privacy.

23 percent said their supervisors had blamed others to cover up mistakes or to minimize embarrassment.

It's no coincidence, I believe, that most bosses are men. And, that I choose to work for myself. Read the rest here.

December 21, 2006

EFL: English as the First Language

Teachers, concerned ones, are going to the Supreme Court to challenge a bill that mandates the use of English as the medium of instruction in all subjects (including Filipino?), in what could only be described as: "sapilipinaslangmerongganitongkalokohan", or everyday BS to you and me.

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December 13, 2006

Blender Disses: 50 Worst Artists in Music History

Blender Magazine's 50 Worst Artists article reads like a who's who in Odyssey's CD section.

Can't. Really. Agree. With. Every. Selection. Particularly, "Live" (#34) and "Paul Oakenfold" (#35), the latter very useful when at the gym. I agree with Richard Marx ("Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you."), Color Me Badd ("I wanna sex you up!"), Crash Test Dummies ("Mmmmmmmmmmm... bop!") and Celine Dion (#26 - only?). But Kenny G (#4) and Michael Bolton (#3) should have been tied for #1.

Meanwhile, Starship (#5) reminds me of a frat boy drinking game where an innumerable amount of kegs are laid out and someone spins "We Built This City" non-stop until all the kegs are finished.

At the end of the article, there's a nice little quiz to determine whether your band could be worse. My favorite question:

4 The name of your band is…
a) A favorite phrase from a William S. Burroughs novel.
b) An action verb, followed by an even number.
c) Indistinguishable from that of an accounting firm.

Red Tape Rocks! Read the article here.

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December 11, 2006

Two Medals for Two Standups: RC Jr and Vina Morales

I want to award two medals of standup heroism to two people today. One, Renato Constantino, Jr., who stuck it to the man.

And another, somewhat less newsworthy, but noteworthy nonetheless, to Vina Morales, who clocked Borgy Manotoc at Greenbelt for bragging about bedding her.

"Noong pagkakita ko sa kanya tumaas talaga ang presyon ko. Hindi ko po talaga napigilan kung hindi nilapitan ko siya, sinampal ko kaagad. Nagulat din siya tapos sabi niya: 'Oh my God!' Tapos 'yung girlfriend niya tumayo. 'Oh my God! What’s happening?'"

What's happening is that Borgy got b*tch-slapped, that's what. Congratulations. People get what they deserve.

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December 09, 2006

Aiko Melendez's Gift to Her Constituents

As part of her birthday celebration on Dec. 16, Quezon City Councilor Aiko Melendez is holding a Miss Gay Sinta ng Bayan at the SB Nova Plaza at 8 p.m. on that day. Aiko has invited her friends Gelli de Belen, Carmina Villarroel, Tuesday Vargas, Vhong Navarro, Candy Pangilinan and Sami (of Punchline) as guests of honor. Direk Maryo J. delos Reyes’ new all-male group Engaged will perform. Proceeds from the affair will go to the day-care centers of District 2. Among the sponsors are the Calayan Surgical Clinic, Pepsi Herrera, Avon, Sogo Hotels, Secret Garden Flowers Unlimited, Agua Jana and Bambbi Fuentes.

"This is my birthday treat to my constituents," said Aiko.

I'm secretly hoping that "Gay Sinta ng Bayan" is a typo for "Gay Santa ng Bayan". Man, that would be a great show.

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December 05, 2006

Cameraphone? Work for Reuters, Yahoo

Inevitably, they want web procucers to provide content as far up the food chain as it can go.

Starting tomorrow, the photos and videos submitted will be placed throughout Reuters.com and Yahoo News, the most popular news Web site in the United States, according to comScore MediaMetrix. Reuters said that it would also start to distribute some of the submissions next year to the thousands of print, online and broadcast media outlets that subscribe to its news service. Reuters said it hoped to develop a service devoted entirely to user-submitted photographs and video.

The project is among the most ambitious efforts in what has become known as citizen journalism, attempts by bloggers, start-up local news sites and by global news organizations like CNN and the BBC to see if readers can also become reporters.

Many news organizations turned to photographs taken by amateurs to supplement coverage of events like the London subway bombing and the Asian tsunami. Yahoo’s news division has already used images that were originally posted on Flickr, the company’s photo-sharing site. For example, it created a slide show of images from Thailand after the coup there in September.

I want a site where I can post all my pics of smoke-belching buses and trucks, including some from the MMDA.

Read here. And see the original, which is still the best.

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November 29, 2006

Typhoon Durian Heads for RP

Not good news for anybody. This could be the so-called "big one".

Typhoon Durian

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November 28, 2006

We Like Our TV Commercials Just Fine, Thank You

I've long wondered why people get those flatscreen high-definition televisions. On the one hand, it is impressive, especially if you set it up ala home theater system and you've got nice seats and popcorn. On the other hand, it'll leave you two bucks short of broke and your wife will want to know where all her jewelry went.

Watching TV on these things, as I have witnessed, isn't the same experience -- that's because not everyone broadcasts in HD format. The FCC in the U.S. wants HDTV to be the de facto standard, forcing everyone to upgrade pretty much everything. But it seems now that the advertisers -- who the networks want to share, if not foot, the bill for these changes -- couldn't give a hoot (frankly, I think they're just worried about YouTube and TiVo).

Speaking on the opening day of a two-week regulatory probe into the state of Canada's television sector, CBC president Robert Rabinovich said advertisers are not willing to pay more for commercials on high-definition channels or during HD programs.


That has left Canadian broadcasters struggling to figure out how the industry will pay for the massive shift towards high-definition, which requires new infrastructure and programming costs that are roughly 25 per cent higher.


“There's no evidence either in Canada or the United States that we have found for advertisers willing to pay a premium for a program that's in HD,” Mr. Rabinovich said. “So basically they're saying if you want to shoot in HD, that's your business, we're not going to pay you more.”

Worse, it seems that networks are looking at dropping over-the-air signals as a solution to cut costs. In the developing world where most viewers are not cabled or dished, HDTV, and its lack of mass appeal, it seems will be decades away. So, hold on to your money, it'll be some time before you can watch any real HDTV. By that time, you'll probably watching it from the Internet.

November 27, 2006

How to Make a Sandwich Copyright 2006 McDonald's

McDonald's wants to patent the method and apparatus used to prepare their sandwiches, arguably changing how millions of Americans flip their burgers in barbecues, including how we simultaneously toast the "bread component", or er, bread.

Garnishes of lettuce, onions and tomatoes, as well as salt, pepper and ketchup, are inserted into a cavity in a 'sandwich delivery tool'.


So, if I insert my sandwich into a toaster (cavity) with my hand (delivery tool), WHAM! Copyright infringement! No wonder people take these things lightly.



Christmas Uptick

Christmas Uptick

December means more spending than anything else, including online. The e-commerce people might be happy to know that traffic seems to be ticking up earlier than usual, as buyers look to purchase things online not as a last resort but possibly as an early first one.

Looks like Ebay.ph is picking up steam (sell anything, longtail), as well as myayala.com, which makes most of its money from OFWs buying for their local relatives. Tracking yehey.com for comparison.

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November 26, 2006

Oh, Canada, For Lowly Jobs We Flee

Everybody wants to leave the country. I have nothing but "bests of luck" and "farewells" to them, especially the doctors (who become nurses) and nurses. Makes me feel better about the quality of work those sticking needles in my arm can produce.

I digress. A friend of mine, an ad executive gainfully employed in a top agency once quipped: "Mag babarista na lang ako sa Montreal." Sure, he's kidding. After all, he's got 15 years experience, plus his degree.

But it seems that that is exactly what happens: there's a "non-recognition of their foreign-earned credentials" that lead to "institutionalized de-skilling, de-professionalization and institutional obstacles," according to one group in Ontario, who is telling the Ontario Legislature all this in a hearing.

“As a group,” the group said, “Filipinos are highly educated. In 2001 almost 57 percent of Filipino immigrants in Toronto had some university-level education. This compared with 33 per cent for all immigrant groups, and just under 35 per cent for residents. Moreover, most Filipinos arrive with a strong command of English and a familiarity with North American institutions. Despite these high levels of human capital, the average wage levels for Filipino men and women are substantially below a variety of comparison groups. Statistical analyses have shown that Filipinos have among the highest levels of occupational segmentation of any immigrant groups (Hiebert, 1999; Kelly, 2005).

The main cause identified in the survey and focus groups was the systemic non-recognition of Philippine-earned education and experience.  As a result of this systemic barrier, Filipinos are forced to take on survival jobs to support themselves and their families and to meet financial obligations such as debts incurred due to the high cost of immigration. Survival jobs provide no surplus to finance tuition or professional upgrading.

Immigrants be warned, you may need barista training yet. Read here.

November 22, 2006

Forbes Magazine: Richest Fictional Characters

Daddy Warbucks tops Forbes Magazine's richest fictional character, having zoomed up the rankings to an estimated $36.2 billion net worth.

Best of the list:

1. Santa Claus, who would have topped the list, was removed from it because Forbes was bombarded with letters of outraged children insisting that Mr. Claus is real.

2. Lex Luther blows away billions trying to take over the world, and plummets down the rankings.

3. A spam entrepreneur from Nigeria and a videogame plumber makes the list as well.

4. Bruce Wayne and Lucius Malfoy all heir it out, the former being more astute with his investments.

5. Mr Monopoly and Tony Montana ("Say hello to my little friend!") make the list for real estate and cocaine.

6. And my favorite: Charles Montgomery Burns is worth an estimated $16.8 billion after announcing a "technology exchange" with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.

Read here. The complete list is here.

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November 21, 2006

Yahoo Memo: We Lack A Focused Vision, Decisiveness, Accountability

In what reads like a lecture you'd get from your own run-of-the-mill boss, a senior executive at Yahoo, through a memo published by The Wall Street Journal, pours his soul out, uses sports, breakfast and farming analogies, and pinpoints exactly where the internet giant is headed: nowhere.

I've heard our strategy described as spreading peanut butter across the myriad opportunities that continue to evolve in the online world. The result: a thin layer of investment spread across everything we do and thus we focus on nothing in particular.

I hate peanut butter. We all should.

We have lost our passion to win. Far too many employees are "phoning" it in, lacking the passion and commitment to be a part of the solution. We sit idly by while -- at all levels -- employees are enabled to "hang around". Where is the accountability?

And, finally:

a) The current business unit structure must go away.

b) We must dramatically decentralize and eliminate as much of the matrix as possible.

c) We must reduce our headcount by 15-20%.

Hopefully, you're not in that 15-20%. The entire thing, just for the rah-rah-rah language, is worth reading here.

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Isagani Cruz: Beware the "Gay Invasion" of "Fairies" Who Could Use the Flag as a Fig Leaf

Dang, I used to like this guy. He and my mom went to school together (funny how he mentions it in his article). But it's this intolerance -- and the soapbox he uses to trumpet it -- that puts him on my *other* list.

Is our population getting to be predominantly pansy? Must we allow homosexuality to march unobstructed until we are converted into a nation of sexless persons without the virility of males and the grace of females but only an insipid mix of these diluted virtues? Let us be warned against the gay population, which is per se a compromise between the strong and the weak and therefore only somewhat and not the absolute of either of the two qualities. Be alert lest the Philippine flag be made of delicate lace and adorned with embroidered frills.

Mr. Cruz, I'm sure your perfectly "macho" sons won't stoop to your level. I mean, c'mon, how can you diss on Ellen Degeneres?

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Trains! Trains!

I never thought this would happen in my lifetime, and maybe it still will:

The government announced Thursday its plan to construct a road and railway system around the 220-kilometer Laguna Lake through a $2.4-billion build-operate-transfer (BOT) project.

The main objective of the project is to provide adequate accessibility to the towns and cities surrounding Laguna Lake to Metro Manila’s principal road arteries and railway systems to transform all the provinces in the Cavite, Laguna, Batangas, Rizal, Quezon and Aurora area into progressive industrial centers.

The first option that the proponents are now looking at is the “shoreline embankment and causeway road” composed of approximately 150 kms of shoreline embankment road, 30 kms of causeway structure, 25 kms of land-based on-grade road and railway.

I would love to take a train from Los Banos and get off somewhere in Makati. No tolls, no traffic. Now if only they make sure that there's ample parking.

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November 17, 2006

Happiness

Interesting read in CNN.com about what makes people in the U.S. happy.

Americans will spend $750 million on self-help books this year and more than $1 billion on motivational speakers. More than 100 colleges now offer classes in positive psychology -- the science of happiness. With all those resources focused on achieving happiness, we should all be brimming with joy.

But from lottery winners to people with disabilities, happiness is relative -- nothing new. In fact, this reminds me of the story of a little bird that fell into some cow turd, but that's for another entry.

Some of the more interesting findings were that married couples are happier than singles. College grads are happier than those without degrees. Religious people are happier than those who are not. And Sunbelt residents (think Florida) are happier than other U.S. residents.

So, get a degree, get married, go to church and get some sun and you're all set.

But what about buying neat things like iPods?

Our culture implores us to buy bigger, newer, better things, but research shows "stuff" does not buy happiness. By and large, money buys happiness only for those who lack the basic needs. Once you pass an income of $50,000, more money doesn't buy much more happiness.

Er, what happened to: let's get to $50,000 a year and I'll cross that bridge when I get there?

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Rash of Killings in Los Banos: Two Dead in Two Days

My sleepy hometown, once the unfortunate site of Mayor Sanchez's gruesome virgin fetishes, has recently been waking up to some Manila-style assassinations. Election jitters? That's the least of my worries.

From the news I'm hearing, one baranggay councilor was shot to death near the International Rice Research Institute while he was heading to work. According to my sources, little is known about any possible motives, and who the killer or killers were.

A day later, again in the early morning, another man, whose identity is unknown or unclear to those I spoke to (probably someone not from Los Banos), was found dead from bullet wounds not too far away from where the first man was found. Again, no knowledge of motives, or any eyewitness reports. It is also unclear at this point whether either man were related in any way.

I was told that the locals were afraid to speak to authorities, for fear of their own lives. Assassinations come to my sleepy hometown, we really are in desperate times.

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November 09, 2006

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November 08, 2006

DTI: No More Surcharges

The annoying surcharge you get when you use your credit card (it really is extortion) is no more, so says the DTI. It's punishable by up to 6 months imprisonment. Most especially annoying since I'm used to going around without cash. And, with the holidays coming up, and 5 million Filipinos carrying plastic, the timing can't be any better.

I think. Read here.

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November 07, 2006

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November 01, 2006

And, Those That Move

I may be preaching to the choir here, but it often is so: those who do, don't ask.

So here I ask, what have we bloggers done that has been relevant? Sure, there's the collapse of time and place, and the depth, quality (suspect) and quantity of information we get from blogs, mostly personal, sometimes insignificant.

Tiger Woods (stay with me here) is probably one of the greatest icons in recent memory, and we all know he's not done yet. But I bring him into this discussion because of what he stands for: he's half-African American, half-Asian, and, even at half the age of the average golfer, is a giant in the predominantly White, and notoriously snooty sport. These days, you'll find it hard to find a golfer not inspired by him.

Now, what does that have to do with blogging? The Pew Internet reports that:

The most distinguishing characteristic of bloggers is their youth. More than half (54%) of bloggers are under the age of 30.

Another distinguishing characteristic is that bloggers are less likely to be white than the general internet population. Sixty percent of bloggers are white, 11% are African American, 19% are English-speaking Hispanic and 10% identify as some other race. By contrast, 74% of internet users are white, 9% are African American, 11% are English-speaking Hispanic and 6% identify as some other race.

They've become journalists, creators, entertainers, motivators. Their voices, personal or otherwise, are now part of a greater whole.

And, curiously, blogging seems to make them more involved, more relevant: they could also be the most well-informed among us.

72% of bloggers look online for news or information about politics; by contrast, just 58% of all internet users do so. 45% of bloggers say they prefer getting news from sources that do not have a particular political point of view; roughly the same percentage of the general internet population agrees.

And they want people to talk back almost all the time: 87% of bloggers allow comments on their blog.

There is a strong, almost pure, spirit of democracy here. Now, draw your own conclusions. I'll keep blogging.

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Bryanboy vs. Playboy

Just wanted to mash up two little news items that came to my centerscreen. One, was a post from Bryanboy, spotted here, that, well, is irreverent to say the least.

And, here, Playboy goes to school, and a little bit about how a Filipina co-ed sparkles at breaking into modeling.

Senior community health major Katrina Guevara said her family, which is from the Philippines, is conservative - but that her aunt had said modeling for Playboy with clothing on was acceptable.

Guevara, 24, of Tylertown, said she was concerned about how the community might react.

I'm more concerned about your aunt thinking that models in Playboy can keep their clothes on.

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To Baguio, To Bury My Bad Thoughts

Ah, Filipinos at their finest:

The few souls who braved the rains of Typhoon “Paeng” on Monday night were drawn to a downtown bar to watch its employees staple cardboard tombstones to its walls.

Andy Sinquian, owner of Rumour’s bar, calls the tableau of tombstones a “wailing wall.”

For P100, customers can buy space on the wall to put up their own cardboard tombstone and bury their pet peeves and negative thoughts for Halloween and All Saints’ Day, said Sinquian.

Now, what would you possible pay P100 for for a chance to write on a piece of cardboard and "bury"?

Another patron also paid to “bury” television host Kris Aquino and her game show “Deal or No Deal.”

The unknown patron added an epitaph that was so ambiguous it became a topic of conversation: “There are about a hundred or more kernels in an ear of corn. You are the tops.”

The ghost of Krismas Aquino? Yeah, I'd pay P100 for that. I'm off to Baguio this weekend.

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October 31, 2006

Katherine Luna Back on The Pole?

Okay, that's really not nice to say, but there are rumors that Katherine Luna, star of "Masahista" (which I saw and liked) is having a hard time making ends meet and has now returned to her exotic dancing career.

Tough.

Naghihirap na nga sa Katherine Luna para aminin niyang bumalik na siya sa club para magsayaw ulit. Kumbaga balik sa dating gawi ang drama ngayon ng multi-awarded actress. Ayon kay Katherine, napilitan siyang magsayaw muli sa club dahil sa kakapusan niya sa pera.

Real talent, it seems, doesn't pay. You're better off having no talent at all.

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Ayala to Build IT Park in Diliman

With a 25-year lease (short in my opinion), Ayala is creating an ideal venue for the geeks in U.P. to do (read: find funding) for research, and deploy it quickly.

The envisioned UP North Science and Technology Park will have low-rise office buildings to be complemented by retail, residential and hotel components. Development will start in the first half of 2007.

Ayala Land president Jaime Ayala (no relation to the Zobel de Ayala family that controls Ayala Land) said in a statement that the science and technology park would create an environment in which high-technology enterprises could interact with the academe in research and development.

Maybe a good place to build a studio?

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Citibank Launches Savings with Insurance

I used to have a Planters Bank TD that gave me life insurance to boot. That was five years ago. Now, Citibank Philippines has a savings product that gives you free life insurance, the size of the latter depending on your deposit. Php100,000 gets you a P2 million life insurance coverage.

There's also a US dollar account that starts at US$2,000.

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October 30, 2006

My Top 5 TV Shows

Someone asked me -- no, told me -- to watch "Heroes" which I've been told by others is one good show. Right now, five shows are enough, and I have a hard time fending off people who yell "What do you mean you don't watch 'Lost'?!?!". I'm, like, zip it, they'll never get found.

Here are my top 5 TV shows, the only shows I watch, in no particular order:

1. House -- True, there's always a part where House's team of indefatigable doctors get to the "If we do it, we could kill him. But if we don't do it, he's going to die anyway." part, but, hey, how they get there is always exciting to watch. Plus, I like watching jerks win.

2. Battlestar Galactica - I needed to replace Star Trek, a franchise that for the last two and a half decades, had something on. Galactica (which is my DVD-pimp's code name for me) is an excellent substitute. Although the acting is uneven and the storyline gets a little bumpy at times, it's nice to see how corrupt, weak and immature human beings deal with the fact that the fate of the human race is in their hands. Watch out for Grace Park and Tricia Helfer.

3. Prison Break - Truth is, there's a lot of hot guys in this show. Yes, there are people getting shot to death or a hand or two hacked every episode (and that's nothing compared to CSI), but if I looked anything like Wentworth Miller, girls would like me better. And, a better storyline than "Lost": you see, the actually got out of prison.

4. Gilmore Girls - Or, like the DVD says: "Las Chicas Gilmore". If I'd met any one of these two in college, I'd be a different man altogether. Filled with a cast of characters that resemble friends I never had, the Gilmore Girls make me believe that if you're anywhere this cute, go ahead, you can break my heart all you want. I'll keep coming back.

5. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - Best show this year (yeah, say what you "Lost" or "Heroes" fans want). Aaron Sorkin at his best, with no-miss casting. If you're a fan of "The West Wing" then you'll be right at home, down to the production crew and even the typography. And, here's to Matthew Perry, who, as it turns out, is really much more than Chandler Bing.

UPDATE:

There are rumors that Studio 60 will be cancelled this season.

Cast members are already confiding in friends that the end is near. It's likely NBC will pull the plug shortly I am told by insiders.

Last week, Studio 60 had 7.7 million viewers. Compare that with competing "CSI: Miami," with 17.5 million. That gap cannot be closed.

But 'Studio 60' has trouble internally at NBC, forget its intramural rivals. According to ratings stats, the "Saturday Night Live" behind the scenes soap opera loses almost half the viewers delivered to it a few minutes earlier by another new show, "Heroes," which has become a surprise cult hit.

They also fall behind in the dem: 8% of the 18-49. I guess I have to switch to "Heroes" soon.

NBC will probably fill the lost 'Studio 60' timeslot with 'Deal-No Deal: The Next Generation,' or some such thing. So the losers here will be the audience, which is about to be pummelled by more reality and game shows.

Ick. Read here.

UPDATE 2:

Better news:

October 30, 2006 -- SCI FI channel is pushing ahead with plans to de velop a spin-off to "Battlestar Galactica," the network's most buzzed about show ever.

The first drafts of "Caprica" scripts - a series that would take place about 50 years before the war between machines and man at the heart of "Galactica" - arrived at the network this week.

This would make it a franchise. Read here.

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Sleeping With The Dead

This All Saint's Day, as we remember and pray for our dearly departed, there could be some surprises waiting for us when we visit their graves.

For years, Manila North Cemetery, a public graveyard in the centre of the capital of 12 million people, has been a thriving community for those evicted from their homes or flocking from the provinces for better opportunities in the big city.

They claim that, so far, they haven't seen any ghosts.

Seriously though, the Philippines is bursting at the seams, with a growth rate of 5,400 new babies a day. At that rate, we'll be 100 million in 7 years. And the last thing we'll worry about is having strangers sleeping with our dead.

UPDATE:

It may be that the Manila Times reads my blog. Okay, I said "may be". I'll take today's editorial as a nice reponse.

BETWEEN 2010 and 2012 the Philippines will welcome its 100 millionth citizen and become the 13th most populous country in the world.

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August 09, 2006

Benito Vergara, alias "Demonio"

Last October, while boarding a Continental flight to Buffalo, NY, I was alerted by the authorities that I was on the no-fly list. Of course, had this anything to do with my credit limit, or a prank from the State Department, I would have understood.

Today, I discovered that I share names with, among others, a known ETA terrorist. Fascinating to read about someone who doesn't have a cheeky nickname, and instead is known simply as "Demon". Although I would like to add that that George Harrison thing that he has going is pretty sharp.

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Interview with Bang and Blame, Author of "Pink Shoes"

From one author to another, I had a chance to do an email interview with B+B, author of "Pink Shoes," a somewhat intimidating survey of the postmodern intersection of anime and the British Arts and Crafts movement.

Nah, I haven't read the book. But here's the exclusive interview:

1. I haven't read your book. Is it any good?

Pink Shoes isn't going to be a classic novel, and no one will be forced to read it for their classes in 'Masterpieces of English Literature', which is ultimately a good thing, I think. It's the sort of thing you pick up when you want to be entertained and your cable's out. But I think I wrote it nicely, I agonized over it during the editing process, it made me laugh and...well, what I'm really trying to say is that I think its good, so you better take my word for it.

2. As a self-respecting adult male, why would I want to read "Pink Shoes"?

Pussy! Where is your copy of Hustler?! No self-respecting adult male would get within ten feet of a book that is a.) completely Pink and b.) revolves around a footwear fetish -- although if cutesy pink ballet shoes get your juices flowing, then I guess your thinly veiled attraction to my book is the least of your problems.

3. Your characters are all whiners. Are you a whiner?

Not so much a whiner as a whinee - you know, the chosen receptacle which receives the whines disguised as queries for advice and sister-solidarity-building share time.

4. If you could choose anyone to play your characters in a full-feature film, who would you choose? Why? What about to direct? Why?

I want M Night Shyalamanamanabadabing to direct the film so that there can be this anticlimactic oh-my-God-I-didn't-see-that-coming! twist ten minutes before the credits. Like, the characters are all part of a great cosmic experiment by a race of superior alien beings trying to determine if women really are from Venus. I want old-school 70s starlets from 'Temptation Island' to play the characters and Joey Gosengfiao to write the screenplay, so that when the plot gets boring they can start dancing seductively or barbecue the lone gay character.

5. What's the best way to read your book? Why?

There's a funny, witty, non-bitter way to answer this question (without referencing snotty CW majors *cough*book launch*cough*). I just haven't thought of it yet.

6. There's another book on the hopper. Is there going to be more sex? Oral? Anal?

The second book is about a fag hag with a defective gaydar, and the first sentence is "Mario has a Screaming Orgasm in one hand, a Blow Job in the other." What do you think?

7. What do you hope your readers get out of your first book? Will you tame their insecurities? What about the second one?

By the end of Pink Shoes I want women to realized that there is no problem that can't be solved by a well-deployed mini-skirt with appropriately matching footwear (never wear minis with high heels, as they will make you look slutty). Mostly, I just want my readers to stop wearing unflattering gaucho pants, prairie skirts, cullottes or those annoying knee-length bloomers. We're short enough, please.

8. Can you relate "Pink Shoes" to call centers and world peace?

Durr, I'm stumped. So! Aside from my lack of height, jiggling belly rolls, un-telegenic square face and uncooperative hair, here's another reason why I'll never win Miss Universe. Tangina kanina pa ako nakatitig sa tanong na ito wala ako maisip na isagot.

9. How come you're never online?

Blogger, YouTube, YM, Gmail and everything else that makes life worth living is blocked by my office's Nazi IT firewall.

10. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Uh...about 20, I guess. I have three athletic shoes, four beach shoes, three flats (black, bronze and silver), two brown sandals, five pairs of black shoes in varying designs, and about four or five pairs that are broken or out of style that I'm hoping will make a comeback. No, I don't have pink shoes.

The book is available in National Bookstore.

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July 25, 2006

SONA.avi

If anyone wants to see yesterday's (July 24, 2006) State of the Nation Address, I recorded it as an AVI file. It's not digitally-remastered, but with those nasty beveled graphics, who wants a clear picture?

The whole shebang (it is quite entertaining) is available if you drop your email in the comment box. I shall yousendit to you.

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New Research on Researching

According to BigResearch.com (cited here), 87% of shoppers (most for consumer electronics) do research on the internet first. About 22% of them go to Google first and, well, google the product name. What's crucial here is that Google is ahead of Yahoo, Amazon and eBay combined.

Hence, the game here is to turn those research hits into an actual sale. For those shoppers who spend the most money grazing, this means we ought to put more information -- and bigger pictures -- of our products online.

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Advertise This, Advertise That

I've had this entry in mind for a while, delayed, possibly, by the simultaneously eye-numbing and hypnotic sensation caused by the daily visual assault of advertising.

Here's some observations I believe are good enough proof advertising's gone from a respectable industry to a bunch chest-thumping gorillas:

1. We've all seen the innumerable amount of billboards in the city, some of which seriously lack taste, never mind decent art direction. Many are calling for an end to the "carpet bombing." Seriously, our streets are getting uglier with all those beveled type.

2. Both GMA and ABS-CBN have renounced their membership with the broadcasting body KBP, allowing them to control how much advertising to air and when to air it. That's really long-hand for: P&G and Unilever can take their war to the people untramelled. So, now, you never know which show starts when. It just starts sometime after the show before it.

3. The INQ7.net website, that, according to Alexa.com is the most popular site based in the Philippines, has a homepage that's a whopping 851 KB!! Even worse, the ABS-CBN news site checks in at a monstrous 1104 KB. Compare that to this blog at 264 KB, 292 KB for CNN.com or 416 KB for NYTimes.com. How can you read that if you're on dial-up like most Filipinos are? Maybe Filipinos abroad can deal with the weight, and it seems like the advertisers are targeting them anyway.

(Even if there are some elements cached in your browser, those local news sites still take upwards of 700 KB to load.)

And the reason why these sites are overweight? It's not the fries and milkshakes. (Actually, in a way, it is.)

So, with advertising getting in the way of access to information, entertainment and a decent drive (actually, it's more like the government allowing this to happen by refusing to regulate the industry), the best thing to do is stay home, hide the car keys and read a book.

P.S. No need to remind me of my Masters degree.

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July 13, 2006

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Dodgeball for the Philippines

Dodgeball:

So, I've been lusting for a social networking service like Dodgeball to appear here in Manila. I think cellphone users here will take to it like crack, especially, damn, if it mashes up with Friendster.

More interestingly:

Dodgeball in particular is built on a mix of three different kinds of maps: maps of location (118 rivington St), maps of place (a bar called The Magician), and maps of social environment (“I’m here. Where are my friends?”) By mixing them, Dodgeball mingles informational and social aspects of a user’s life into something more valuable than either of those things in isolation.

I would like to meet other people who hangout in the same place I do, like my house, or Jollibee E. Rodriguez (suck!). Still, the marketing aspect is tremendous. Think on-time, on-site coupons. Globe, Smart, are you listening?

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Survivor Pagbilao: Island of Power

Why on earth (or the Philippines) would you not be interested in Mirant's cash-rich high-efficiency megawatt powerplants operating at a long-term power purchasing agreement with the country where ownership will not only make you insanely rich but will also give you the power to flick the bird, break the deal and walk off the negotiation table with the highest government officials in the country? (If that entire mouthfull gets you off, then you're one of the hatless.)

With strong overseas interest, the single-syllable tycoons, the big banks (even PLDT) and the government in play, this might as well be a celebrity Survivor edition.

Just minutes after getting wind of Mirant’s plan to sell its assets in the Philippines, the top players in Philippine business -- banking tycoon George Ty, the old-rich Ayala and Aboitiz families, and Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. chairman Manuel Pangilinan -- expressed strong interest in what is being touted as the powerhouse deal of the century.

Representative Jose Salceda, a former stockbroker and an economic adviser to President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, said: “It’s a rare chance to buy in one shot an energy platform of 2,203-megawatts power plants assembled over three administrations in the power-hungry Philippine market.”

And, here's the prelude to this Survivor series: these plants have just been recapitalized. So there's little buyer beware here. The only skeletons left are those in GMA's closet.

My money's on her coming out the winner.

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The War on Peace

Right about now -- there -- you've had just about enough with the armed conflict raging in various parts of the country. Well, mainly two: ARMM and the Cordilleras.

Nice to know that we're safe and sound wherever it is we are. We're not getting shot at, mortared, displaced, evacuated, "salvaged" -- none of that, we're just fine.

There's a slight possibility that you're not aware of a few things, so they should be said:

1. These conflicts are the leading reason why this country lags behind its neighbors. Countries like Thailand and Vietnam, where government corruption is conspicuous, continue to prosper because of the influx of foreign investment: corruption can be dealt with, armed thugs are another thing.

2. Citing data from the gross regional domestic product released yesterday, the NSCB said real per capita GRDP was highest in the National Capital Region at P35,742 in 2005 based on constant prices.

This was more than 10 times the per capita GRDP of ARMM at P3,433, which was the lowest among the country’s 17 regions last year. ARMM, an area impoverished by more than four decades of armed conflict, relies heavily on agriculture and fishery.

The disparity is even wider if current prices are used to measure income. Average per capita income in Metro Manila was P184,758 in 2005 at current prices, or 2.9 times the national average of P63,556. It was also 12.2 times ARMM’s P15,161.

3. Hundreds of thousands of families living in the countryside are either living in fear or have been displaced from their homes because of the conflict. Just imagine if armed goons came up to your door and asked for food and money at gunpoint, every other day.

4. History will show us -- from Tikrit to Sri Lanka to Chechen to the Gaza Strip -- that fighting fire with fire is not the answer. This is asymmetric warfare, and George W. Bush can shock and awe all he wants, but no one's really watching.

And so, while we're preoccupied with becoming nurses, working in call centers, Joelle Pelaez and trying to impeach the President, a fire is burning in our backyard. And we're putting it out with more tinder.

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July 10, 2006

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July 09, 2006

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PR Turns To Truth

I was reading an article not long ago about a self-published book called "Midwinter Turns to Spring" by a Filipina from the Left Coast. Amazon has the book description, with special focus on it's novelty:

"Midwinter Turns to Spring" is the first-ever novel that comes with its own music soundtrack.

First Paragraph: "Some things that are hidden from view were meant to remain hidden, but others are preordained to reappear at destiny’s prompting. An artist might conceal the fervent brushwork of his original sentiment under fresh layers of paint--but the underlying image often begs to resurface. Such is the sentiment of this story. Having been kept a secret for twenty-six years, it wants to live again."

Here's the article I read:

Maria Veloso, author of "Midwinter Turns to Spring," the first-ever novel with its own music soundtrack consisting of songs that she wrote, stands up to the New York publishers that snubbed her innovative approach to novel-writing, by taking her plea to Oprah Winfrey. Considering Oprah to be the real benchmark as to whether the American people will embrace multi-media storytelling or not, she has launched a daring campaign to have her book nominated by 1 million people for Oprah's Book Club.

Well, too bad nobody wanted to publish her work, she had to bankroll it herself. In the article, Veloso discloses:

"I understand that a new paradigm, such as a novel with a music soundtrack, is looked upon with skepticism, and is often rejected by publishers because there's no evidence that it will sell," says Veloso, who subsequently self-published "Midwinter Turns to Spring. "But what the publishers don't see is that music is the ultimate way of enriching the fiction reader's experience because it intensifies the emotional involvement of the reader much like a film score intensifies the emotional appeal of a movie."

Agreed, a book with its own soundtrack sounds a bit too much. But if it's a romance novel, I can see the value in that. In marketing her book, she says:

"I obviously can't compete with the mega-bucks of the giant publishers, who often allocate a national marketing budget of $1 million to land a book on the New York Times bestseller list. Therefore, I'm asking the American people - and the entire population of readers -- to nominate 'Midwinter Turns to Spring' for Oprah's Book Club because that's the best chance I have at touching and healing people's hearts through my novel and its music soundtrack.

Now, that's all well and good. No doubt, the dopeheads at ABS-CBN picked up the same PR release and, in their trademark insouciant fashion, spun this story:

What if a Filipina author wrote a novel with a music soundtrack, and it landed on The New York Times Bestseller List? What if she thereafter wrote the accompanying screenplay, which turned into a blockbuster Hollywood movie? What if the songs on the music soundtrack CD topped the music charts as well? How proud would you be? Meet Filipina author Maria Veloso and find out.

Hey, does that mean her book's on the NYTimes Bestseller List? After all, the writer buried it under real Filipino successes (um, The Black Eyed Peas?) with the headline: "Maria Veloso headed for Oprah Book Club", a line that in no way hesitates to lie.

Of course, I'm not an idiot. It's a call to help out the writer, who wants the fame and glory of Lea Salonga and Andrew Cunanan. But if you were an idiot, and you were reading this, and if you didn't see the gut of the story six paragraphs deep, well, you'd think Maria Veloso's book already made it.

So, the headline should be: "What if A Filipino Made it to Oprah's Book of the Month Club?"

Then, I guess, it wouldn't be a story.

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July 08, 2006

He Did It: One Red Paper Clip's Now A House

If you didn't read about and follow Kyle MacDonald's quest to swap his way up to a house (in just about so many places out there, especially mainstream media), then it's too late: he's done it.

A great anecdotal demonstration of the power of the internet to bring people together over a bunch of useless things.

(Honestly, when he got to a used Skidoo, I knew he was going to make it.)

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July 07, 2006

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U.P. Tuition Hike

Tuition fees for incoming students in all UP campuses (even Open U?) are going up. In Diliman, LB and Manila, it'll go up by 300%.

In a letter to the Philippine Collegian, UP President Emer Roman (go LB!) stated the following:

The tuition proposal is still a proposal at this stage. It will further
be refined depending on comments and suggestions we will get from the faculty, alumni and students. The increase from P300 to P1000 will be for Diliman, LB and Manila. The tuition rate for the other campuses will be lower.

I believe there is sufficient justification for a tuition increase. UP has not increased tuition for many years now - over 15 years. If we adjust for inflation generally, the tuition of P300 (set in 1989) is worth only a third of the value in 1989. The real value of the P300 per unit(set in 1989) in 2005 controlling for inflation is only about P98 per unit. The real value in 2005 controlling for increase in the prices of education services if P42 per unit.

The new tuition rates are proposed to apply only to entering freshmen and entering transferees from other schools. Those already in will pay the old rate. However, we will undertake an information campaign regarding the proposed tuition.

A few questions:

1. Can Congress augment this as well?

2. Can Congress exclude faculty from being classified as "government employees" so they can be renumerated on a different pay scale more reflective of their work, education and experience?

3. Can we now buy better laboratory equipment?

These questions may sound naive, but really that's how easy the problems are. Faculty is being paid pittance, the laboratory and other facilities are disintegrating and Congress is not doing enough to keep the state system from falling apart. It'll be 100 years old in about three years, maybe it'll turn the tide soon before it's too late.

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July 05, 2006

Follow The Money

I'm not an economist, but from what I understand, I can tell that:

1. VAT is a way to tax consumers, because they can't get the big bad ass tax evaders. Taxes, of course, buy guns n' ammo to fight communism, terrorism, poverty, squatters, muslim insurgents and charter change.

2. EVAT means more taxes on consumers, and more cash for the government. In simple terms, no more tipping at the cutters. It also helps that the government, masters of power generation, can raise power rates -- rates that are about the highest in Asia -- and have done so.

3. All told, VAT and EVAT improves the country's overall fiscal position, since, well, now the taxes are collected.

4. A better fiscal position means better credit.

5. Like $400 million dollars better.

I'm sure all that money will go to "countryside development". I know it's not that simple. But even the folks at congress can't figure it out themselves:

But the ability to make full use of the World Bank loans will be limited by the failure of Congress to pass this year's budget. Without a new spending plan, the government is obliged to spend no more than last year, or 16 per cent lower than the proposed 2006 budget.

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July 04, 2006

Having Guns

It seems that Gloria's campaign to eradicate the communist rebels has crossed borders -- inevitably, you fire enough mortars, you're bound to hit something you weren't supposed to. Like, the MILF.

The original AFP front, in its all-out war, was only against the communist rebels. The MILF is supposed to be in peace talks with the government. Top Philippine officials have many times expressed optimism that a final government-MILF peace agreement will be signed in September.

In Maguindanao, it's hard to tell, apparently, which are MILF militants and which are communist rebels. GMA is scrambling to get things back in order. There's an unofficial tally of this anti-communist campaign:

From January 1 to June 27, 104 soldiers were killed, 17 more than the 87 deaths that the New People's Army (NPA) incurred during the same period, according to a military briefing paper, during a security meeting in Camp Aguinaldo.

From 59 deaths in the first quarter, the number of NPA fatalities dropped 52 percent to 28 deaths. During the same period, military casualties dropped only 20 percent from 58 to 46, the document showed.

This excludes all these other people, about 690. Not to mention all the families displaced.

Another troubling report is how the AFP seems to be arming civilian volunteers in several villages in Maguindanao, which only serves to befuddle the conflict even more.

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June 30, 2006

Crappy Job

AOL is looking for Member Retention Specialists -- must be one of the hardest things to do.

As a member retention consultant in our casual environment, you will be responsible for managing inbound calls from members who wish to cancel their AOL account. Your goal will be to resell the member their AOL account. Although you will experience a variety of calls every day, including billing related calls, most calls that you will handle in the Member Retention department involve retaining current AOL Members. AOL Retention Consultants identify member needs, educate our members about how AOL is an invaluable part of their lives and resell the member on AOL products and services. You must be able to respond with confidence and enthusiasm in order to effectively retain each member.

I wonder if they ever thought of outsourcing the work to the Philippines.

Customer: I'm calling to discontinue my AOL service for the umpteenth time.

Pinoy Call Center: Why? AOL is an invaluable part of your life!

Customer: (Astonished) Shut up!

Read the job here in Yahoo Hotjobs.

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June 26, 2006

Stained MacBooks

Not surprisingly, nearly everytime Apple has a new laptop out, there's something wrong with it. Mine had white spots on the monitor (which doesn't bother me, since I always hook it up to a larger screen).

This time around, it seems pretty bad.

A substantial number of MacBook users are reporting inexplicable and seemingly impervious discolorations occuring to their otherwise sleek machines. The discoloration seems to be focused in areas that recieve (sic) frequent touching or contact with hands, fingers, and/or wrists.
It seems that it even discolors underneath protective films.

Waiting on Apple to reply.

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Yahoo Messenger With Plug-ins

In the spirit of Web 2.0, Yahoo Messenger opens up its arms to developers everywhere, in the hopes of getting ahead of fierce competition from the likes of Skype and AIM.

Maybe we're going to see something new for the Yahoo Messenger for Mac OS X, which has been neglected for quite a while, like some decent webcam support (other than Isight). Tsk, tsk, and I have such a "oh-my-god-that's-you!" avatar.

The Messenger Plug-in SDK is a JavaScript and C++ API that you use to create add-ons with collaborative features that can run inside Yahoo! Messenger. Plug-ins run in the main Messenger window, or as part of an IM conversation. Yahoo! users can download Plug-ins from the Yahoo! Messenger Plug-in Gallery. Create plug-ins that are as simple as an HTML web page, or as sophisticated as a map collaboration tool that uses ActiveX, Flash, DHTML, AJAX or any other browser-based technology.
UPDATE: I was on the money. Yahoo just released a new version of YM for the Mac

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June 22, 2006

Out of Office Reply

There is a reason for software piracy: here in the developing world, authentic software is too expensive, dammit.

And so it goes, Office 2007 is to come out, and companies are finding it harder to justify paying for the upgrade.

Gartner principal research analyst Annette Jump said that research done by the group showed that only about 2 percent of companies that weren’t signed up to Microsoft’s Software Assurance plan had adopted the previous version of the productivity suite--Office 2003.

That's 98% that didn't want to pay up -- a very large majority. Of course, 98% of people only use 2% of all of the new, upgraded Office features. Basic users (and that's most people) don't need all the fancy new features to actually be productive (looking cool is another thing).

But here's the real reason. More and more enterprises are finding it more cost-effective to use Gmail instead of Outlook, and Backpack instead of the notoriously unstable Office products.

June 20, 2006

Genitals, Bare Breasts, Double Meanings, Masturbation and Wooden Phalluses

Geez. How come I never tune in when these are on?

I mean, they're not that bad.

There we meet typical rural grandmothers tending to fields or seeing patients as barangay health volunteers. But on the day of a local wedding, they are transformed into uninhibited wenches, dressed like clowns called lukayo and teasing newlyweds with wooden male organs taken out of their hiding places.

These wooden organs are elephantine.

May 14, 2006

Farewell to The West Wing

Seven seasons later (five of which were easily the best hours of television) my favorite show of all time (second to The X Files) is ending. Endless hours catching up with reruns on Bravo. And hours more ripping them DVDs.

The entire cast of characters will be missed.

May 11, 2006

Missed Connection: PLDT says RP still Dialing

On this:

DESPITE the dropping cost of broadband Internet access services in the country, Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. (PLDT) showed that a large chunk of its Internet subscribers still uses the slow dial-up service.

As of March 2006, PLDT said that there are 420,000 subscribers to its PLDT Vibe, an Internet dial-up service versus 140,000 broadband (both wireless and fixed line) Internet subscribers.

First, Mr. Oliva, you are obviously not one of the best tech reporters. Discrepancies like these are more likely due to penetration (broadband requires either higher-grade cables or digital lines) and access (dial-up is much cheaper, last I checked).

I'd also like to say that if getting DSL is as easy and as fast as getting Vibe, that discrepancy wouldn't be that big. Then again, maybe this is a way for PLDT to deflect the rumored 5-month backlog on DSL applications?

Naturally, you missed the real meat of the article (or maybe your editor did):

The telephone company is, however, optimistic as it expects to double its broadband subscriber base in 2006, with prices dropping to less than 1,000 pesos a month for DSL service, PLDT figures showed.

To me that either says one of two things:

1. The prices are going to drop

2. The prices are going to drop

Either one of the two will make some good news. The question is whether this is just a tease for people thinking of jumping to broadband -- and choosing cable -- versus waiting for DSL prices to drop then applying to PLDT instead or whether the rumors about the backlog are not true (read here) and PLDT has reached critical mass with DSL.

May 04, 2006

Google-oating

Bulletproof Vest Google Search

Never happened before, but someone pointed out to me that the blog, which I haven't really paid attention to that much lately, is now numero uno when searching for "bulletproof vest" in Google. The same for Yahoo search. Is it because of my IP address, and that it comes from the Philippines? Anyone out there outside the country who can verify this?

Seems like blogging = SEO.

April 06, 2006

In [ ] We Trust

There is much personal introspection now for all the proof that's in the news and how my current apostasy may not be in vain.

There may not be a higher being. Maybe there are other ways to get to heaven.

February 09, 2006

"End of an Era": Western Union Stops Sending Telegrams

At least in the U.S.

On the company's web site, if you click on "Telegrams" in the left-side navigation bar, you're taken to a page that ends a technological era with about as little fanfare as possible:

"Effective January 27, 2006, Western Union will discontinue all Telegram and Commercial Messaging services. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you for your loyal patronage. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact a customer service representative."

Next up: CD players.

Read here.

February 06, 2006

Quarter Cent Stamps

With all the talk about the end of the free Internet (Gasp! Comcast bitchin' about Google's billions!) it seems that our totally free webmail services (millions on Yahoo and Gmail) were never meant to be.

America Online and Yahoo, two of the world's largest providers of e-mail accounts, are about to start using a system that gives preferential treatment to messages from companies that pay from 1/4 of a cent to a penny each to have them delivered. The senders must promise to contact only people who have agreed to receive their messages, or risk being blocked entirely.

The companies argue its a way to stop spam. Also a nice way to make a neat million or two. Besides, what's to stop spammers from paying the fee? Even worse, they will *still* let the unpaid through, but those who paid e-postage, in contrast, will be "treated preferentially."

Plus:

The system will apply not only to mass mailings but also to individual commercial messages like order confirmations from online stores and customized low-fare notices from airlines.

Read here.

February 04, 2006

74-75

Just what is it that killed these people? Never has a tragedy struck so close to my person -- I drove merely blocks passed the ULTRA as I made my way to Makati. I kept telling myself: 74 people trampled to death because they wanted in on this game show.

Then I remembered this stat, which, as stats go, is strikingly coincidental:

Speaking during the launch of a new DOTS center in the Silliman Medical Center in Dumaguete City, Benedicto said TB claims the lives of 75 Filipinos daily.

Everyday the same number of people die of tuberculosis. Every day, day in and out. These people at the ULTRA just happened to be healthy enough to roll out of their cots and stand up in the heat for days -- the eery 75 that could otherwise have died of TB a day later. Reduced to a statistic like that, it seems palatable. But if it happens in live television, the needlessness we have come to ignore becomes spectacular.

At the end of the day, it's the same poverty that drove these people to camp out for days to get a chance to win one jackpot worth $384. Today, another 75 will die of TB, and tomorrow as well. As morbid as this sounds, those who suffer TB would probably choose to die on television rather than quietly pass away into a statistic. When poverty kills, even the choices are without dignity.

January 27, 2006

Absolut Retirement

The end of what made it famous.
January 23, 2006

Sky Cable 1 PLDT DSL 1

About three years ago, when PLDT was just rolling out its DSL product, I applied for a connection. And, with the help of someone "inside" (yes, I admit it), I was able to get a DSL line in my apartment within a week of applying. Happy to be the DSL poster boy, I told everyone about it (including my connection on the connection).

Last December, we applied for a DSL line, and the same connections were, well, re-connected. Several rounds of emails and phone calls later -- one asking for proof of billing, to which my sister-in-law responded huh? we've been PLDT customers for decades and you want proof of billing? -- we still did not have a date for a broadband connection.

About a week ago I had inquired and filled up an application for Sky Cable's internet service, called ZPDee. Three days from filling up an online application, we received a phone call from Sky Cable asking us, very specifically, when they can come and install.

Four days later, here we are: 700 square meters of wireless heaven. They even helped in installing our home network. And, should we want to be hard-wired, a 5-port switch is ready to accommodate. Meanwhile, PLDT's still twiddling their thumbs.

November 13, 2005

Randomness, November 13

Almost all my students are on myspace (good, because I'm on Friendster), but if you're looking to hangout with superheroes, myspace is the place to be.

Nikon, the camera people not the electric fan people, has an excellent gallery of things that are hard to see.

Michael Slack is one of my favorite editorial illustrator. I found his site, filled with other beautiful work, like illustrations for children's books, random sketches, and animated shorts. Check it out here.

Finally, if you liked Barney versus Tupac, this might tickle too.

November 06, 2005

Randomness November 6

As we pack our lives away to head to more tropical (distant) lands for the winter, there's less time to blog (or to enjoy blogging), but I had to pause momentarily to give a shout out to all my queer friends. Lately, I've been noticing things: Philadelphia, which has no trouble getting it's history straight, has transformed into a hot, gay destination.

Then, there are the changes at CNN, which has axed the sleazebag know-it-all named Aaron, and given Cooper -- a media-acknowledged gay rod -- a primetime slot and more hours. Advertisers should be happily taking their dollars off Will and Grace. Cooper's cute, Brown has a comb over and Jack is getting really annoying.

Finally, there's elven erotic art. Fans of Orlando Bloom, who as Legolas looked prettier than the average woman, will find this quite disturbing. Meanwhile, Hugo Weaving is quite at home.

October 31, 2005

Gates Pledges to Fight Malaria

I may not like Windows, but I like the guy behind it.

Gates, who is providing three grants via the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, said it was a "disgrace" that the world had allowed malaria deaths to double in the last 20 years, when so much could be done to prevent the disease.

A disgrace indeed. There's more money in ADHD research, and the medicine used to fight malaria, which kills 1.3 million annually worldwide, has pretty much been unchanged since the 17th century.

October 28, 2005

Men Reading Less Mags

According to this Businessweek article, men are reading less, and it's not because there aren't any magazines out there for them (Car and Driver, Stuff, Maxim) but they're really reading less. The top magazines for 2005 were all women-specific, and even Time's losses this year are attributed to "slow going at its major male-targeted titles like Sports Illustrated and Fortune.

Some argue that it's not that men are disappearing so much as that there have been no big breakthrough ideas since Maxim. To its credit, Time Inc. isn't relying on magazine-centric thinking. The best spin on its research is that men visit magazine Web sites more often than women do. In other words, men aren't migrating so much from the content of magazines as from the format. This would be better news if ad rates on the Web were as pricey as those in print.

I'm not too sure that it's the format, but could it be that men are genetically-predisposed to read RGB? Or is it the way information is presented on the web ("chunks") that makes the men like them more?

I think it's because it's free.

October 09, 2005

Michael Ray and Leandro

The Counterintelligence Centre, a leading counterintelligence and counterterrorism firm consulting with the Bush administration, has their news capsule on the two Filipino spies.

Listed under Aragoncillo's file are his "possible motivations:" $500,000 in debt, mostly mortgage on rental properties.

While Erap continues to deny knowingly receiving classified information, he has indeed received documents from Aragoncillo -- the subject matter of which is yet unknown. Both are two degrees of separation away from Ping Lacson, who was on the same anti-crime task force Michael Ray was on, and under Erap's presidency. Lacson acknowledges receiving emails from Michael Ray, but, like Erap, says he did not consider the information to be sensitive intelligence.

A typical report, according to the Washington Post, would be:

...attributed to diplomats at the U.S. Embassy [and would have] described Arroyo as weak and overbearing with little popular credibility. Her vice president was called inept and unfit to take her place. Clandestine discussions among dissident soldiers are detailed, and the president's chances of surviving a coup are weighed.

According to the same article, Leandro allegedly forwarded the information by e-mail, telephone and text message to the officials in the Philippines. If you read the case filed in New Jersey, the phrase "to a public official in the Philippines" hangs tantalizingly.

Further reading reveals that there are at least three, one "former," one "current," and another "second current." One even said that he/she found the information "very useful" and that he/she hopes they "will continue sending more."

One even more tantalizing clue: the public official's grammar:

Just for curiosity, who else at our end share these information.

No doubt, the public official knew that he/she can and could have received classified information. He/she even flaunts it:

You can count on me. Your document is accurately perfect. If there are confidential matters that you wish to share, don't hesitate because I was fully trained in this endeavor. I was the one who established the...

This makes me think that it's a military guy. In several succeeding emails, Leandro would pass on information and explicitly ask that "by no means would you show this information to any... I will be affected severely. Again please protect the source -- Me."

Can't wait to find out who the public officials were.

October 08, 2005

Guest Blogger Wanted

Bulletproof Vest is looking for guest bloggers to write irreverent (not profane) entries about irrelevant things (like Philippine politics).

You'll get a nice icon (maybe your mugshot) and, of course, readership (about 8 fiercely loyal readers with nothing better to do).

Post a comment and let's get the ball rolling. (Remember comments aren't posted instantly. They will get posted when they are approved. Thanks.)

October 04, 2005

Tour de Cialis

I've heard the warnings about cycling and ED (Ren: "Nnnnnerve endinnggs!"). Now the NYTimes reports there's more evidence that riding your bicycle can affect your love life.

In a bluntly worded editorial with the articles, Dr. Steven Schrader, a reproductive health expert who studies cycling at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, said he believed that it was no longer a question of "whether or not bicycle riding on a saddle causes erectile dysfunction."

Instead, he said in an interview, "The question is, What are we going to do about it?"

Researchers have estimated that 5 percent of men who ride bikes intensively have developed severe to moderate erectile dysfunction as a result.

Read it here, and check out the design for a better seat.

September 06, 2005

Alan Dershowitz Is Happy to See Rehnq Go

After being cutoff from his Fox interview (a lot like Kanye here), Alan Dershowitz blogs back on the late SC Chief, and, well, calls him a liar among others.

The young Rehnquist began his legal career as a Republican functionary by obstructing African-American and Hispanic voting at Phoenix polling locations (“Operation Eagle Eye”). As Richard Cohen of The Washington Post wrote, “[H]e helped challenge the voting qualifications of Arizona blacks and Hispanics. He was entitled to do so. But even if he did not personally harass potential voters, as witnesses allege, he clearly was a brass-knuckle partisan, someone who would deny the ballot to fellow citizens for trivial political reasons -- and who made his selection on the basis of race or ethnicity.” In a word, he started out his political career as a Republican thug.

Rehnquist later bought a home in Vermont with a restrictive covenant that barred sale of the property to ''any member of the Hebrew race.”

Rehnquist’s judicial philosophy was result-oriented, activist, and authoritarian. He sometimes moderated his views for prudential or pragmatic reasons, but his vote could almost always be predicted based on who the parties were, not what the legal issues happened to be. He generally opposed the rights of gays, women, blacks, aliens, and religious minorities. He was a friend of corporations, polluters, right wing Republicans, religious fundamentalists, homophobes, and other bigots.

Read here.

August 19, 2005

Commenting Update

Okay, ayan, dami kasing nagrereklamo. (Mike, masaya ka naman magreklamo so welkam yon.)

I took off the automatic blocking feature of my Blacklister (sorry to those who thought my blog was being "suplado") because it seemed it did not like Tagalog words, as in, kahit kaunti.

However, I will still be approving the comments, so don't get pissed off when it doesn't show up immediately. I need to know that my readers comments remain classless yet well-composed.

So that should make everybody happy. Comment away.

August 14, 2005

Remember Los Banos

There's the Great Raid, then there's the Los Banos raid.

Then, there are those who remember it well.

August 08, 2005

New Commenting

I've upgraded to MT 3.something and, in my neverending battle against comment and trackback spam, I have made a few changes in the Comments department.

First, the comments will be subject to my approval, so please don't panic if your comments don't publish instantly like they used to. Second, you can't use words like "viagra" and "teens" anymore, sorry. Those words are blacklisted. Third, you'll need an email address to post a comment.

Also, I've closed all commenting for posts 21 days or older. So, I guess if you want to say something, say something, er, within three weeks of the post. (That should stop all the flaming emails I get from those hard core Ruffa fans.)

Finally, and this is more of a kink rather than a change, MT Blacklist has a difficult time recognizing tagalog words (damn!) and, thus, has a tendency to treat it as spam. If you have any such problems when entering your comments, please let me know, or try revising accordingly. I have spent way too much time fighting comment spam (I almost wanted to just stop blogging) that these small inconveniences are necessary and hopefully worthwhile.

Thank you.

P.S. How are the rest of you doing with spam? I'm using Blacklist and Spamlookup, but the new Blacklist doesn't de-spam all your comments automatically (plus it has a hard time with Tagalog). I thought of getting commenters to register, but that's too much work for you guys.

August 07, 2005

Cesar Montano Re-Writes History

From the Really Stupid department, Cesar Montano admits to being so stupid as to request for a change in history because, well, it was just way cool:

The actor made his stand during the boot camp held before filming, in Brisbane, Australia. Cesar and 10 other Filipino actors play Filipino guerrillas in the war movie produced by Miramax and directed by John Dahl.

"During the boot camp, I learned that everybody else was getting dog tags," said Cesar during the movie's press conference last Friday.

"There were about 80 men playing American soldiers. I knew that historically, Filipino guerrillas didn't wear dog tags, but I felt we should be wearing them, too."

Dog tags were important in identifying the bodies of soldiers killed during the war. But to the Filipino actors, they represented the pride and honor of being participants in recreating a historic moment on film. The movie is about the rescue of American prisoners during World War II by American soldiers assisted by Filipino resistance fighters led by Capt. Juan Pajota, played by Cesar

And, here's the cherry on top:

"I'm friends with Benjamin," Cesar said. "He calls me brown brother because he's a Peruvian born and raised in the US. He also calls me the Tom Cruise of the Philippines."

You're a good actor, but Mr. Bratt's right, you're just as loony as Tom Cruise.

August 03, 2005

The Ol' Philly Tri

I want to ride my bicycle.

Came in a respectable 346th in my heat (cycling). Not bad for a first time athlete. In case you're wondering, that's from 487 participants. I finished 17 miles (about 27 kilometers) in 56 minutes, which is about 18 mph (about 29 kph). That's right about where I wanted to be. The winner's time was 43 minutes for my leg, so I'm about 22% off pace.

Can't wait to do the next one!

June 07, 2005

Madonna, Being a British B*tch

Living in London gave her an accent (how naf!), and has sharpened her attitude. Watch the movie here. Madonna
June 06, 2005

Wachovia Cycling Championships

It was a hot and humid day (96+) and that made for tremendous racing. All this two blocks from that apartment and 156 miles around Philly streets.

Chris Wherry barely held off late runs by a pursuit led by Chris Horner and Danny Pate but the Health Net rider was not be challenged. The women's race ended in an even closer sprint.

Until you've seen a race, and rang a cowbell, you haven't lived. Pics do a better job.

Peloton

Peloton

Peloton

Go go go!

The Women circling Logan

June 01, 2005

Live 8

If you haven't heard it yet, Live 8 is on. And it's on in Philly, spitting distance from my Center City apartment. At this early stage, it's hard to get a complete list of who's performing. But from what I gather, Sarah McLachlan, 50 Cent, Snoop, Dave Matthews Band, Maroon 5 (ick) and Jay-Z is going to be at the party. And when Jay-Z's there, Beyonce is not too far behind. Here's hoping the Kanye West and John Legend show up.

February 21, 2005

Giveth and Taketh Away

The Philippine Government gets dumb. Seems to neat actually, that it makes me think that they raised VAT so they can pass an increase in personal income tax deductibles.

Maybe it's a way to get people to file their taxes, who knows. But according to at least one congressman, it's worth Php 31 billion.

February 19, 2005

Catholic Group Receives 1,000+ New Abuse Reports

The 1,092 new accusations of abuse were made by 1,083 people, mostly men. Last year the bishops released an analysis conducted by the John Jay College of Criminal Justice in New York, based on figures from bishops and religious orders, that found 10,667 minors had allegedly been abused from 1950 to 2002.

The group said they weren't surprised about the numbers because many are still "still finding the courage to come forward."

Read it here (NYTimes, registration, blah).

February 05, 2005

Makati Business Club Survey

Yes, I understand how this intimate billionaire boys club works, and how influential they are both to the government and the top local corporations. And yes, how many Wharton degrees are hanging from their office walls. And yes, the government coddles them, wines and dines them and keeps them "in the loop".

But if you do a press release citing a 70-person survey (we have more people on our Christmas parties, by the way) and say that "nearly 2 out of 5 business executives expect the economy to slow down this year" the *news* there is not the two guys with pessimistic expectations, but is that the other three don't know what the f is going on.

That said, the two recent surprising numbers -- a well-improved peso and record GDP -- had most of them stumped:

Guillermo Luz, executive director of the Makati Business Club, said that the growth rate was quite good, considering that “2004 was perceived to be a bit of a difficult year.”

“We had so many events,” which could have hurt the economy such as a series of destructive typhoons and uncertainty after President Arroyo’s victory in the May elections, which the opposition had charged was due to cheating.

Luz said the growth in agriculture had been “the big surprise” of the year, and that this would greatly benefit the 30 percent of the work force that depends on that sector.

Luz said, however, that growth was not likely to be as high in 2005, remarking that “the expectation is slightly more tempered for 2005 than for 2004.”

We can hope that the 3 guys who didn't know what was going on continue with their winning streak. MBAs, after all, are not economists.

January 29, 2005

The New Pornographers

Attention, those of you harboring fugitive jpegs in your hard drives, Senator Revilla, stung by his recent unplanned grandfatherhood, is on the long climb back to a moral highground, and going after you:

Under the bill, Revilla proposed a penalty of 12 to 20 years imprisonment and a fine of at least 250,000 pesos against anyone who publishes, broadcasts, exhibits, sells, and acquires pornographic materials.

Soliciting sexual favors through email or Internet chatrooms are also punishable under the bill.

Cohorts of pornographers will also be sentenced to 12-year imprisonment and charged a 100, 000-peso fine.

Exchanging pornographic material is one discussion, but the government has no right to tell someone they can't hussy up a party in a chatroom. That'll ruin too many Friday nights.

Moral of the story is, share, don't sell.

January 17, 2005

Mr. Goody to Sell Booze in Baguio

An executive order from the mayor of Baguio now requires businesses selling liquor in Baguio to go through a "good character" spirituality-building seminar that will be taught by pastors before they can obtain new licenses.

According to a government employee, the directive aims to "deliver the city from God's plagues", referring no doubt to the garbage and air pollution now stiffling the city.

Seriously, what's worse here is that it's an honest-to-goodness attempt to put the blame on the businesses, when it's their government that can't do their work.

(The) ... problem has reached gargantuan proportion, whereby crimes against persons and juvenile delinquencies are due to the rampant operation of so-called sin businesses or vice promoting entertainment centers, such as bars, liquor dispensers, nightclubs, karaoke joints, video or computer centers, billiard halls and the like," the directive said.

The seminars were meant to "gather all operators to apprise them of the gravity of the problem caused by liquor and other vices-promoting establishments," Yaranon told reporters.

Even more curious:

Asked if the order had intruded into people's right to religion, the mayor said: "No, this is for the children. There are laws protecting the children. I don't see religion entering the picture here."

For the children pala ha.

January 16, 2005

Breaking News: INQ7 has Kalibo Shooting Facts First

An examination of breaking news reports from ABS-CBN and INQ7 on the Kalibo shootout, here is writeup from 2:

Seven dead, 19 injured in Kalibo shooting

Seven people, including three policemen, were killed Sunday while 19 others were injured when armed men opened fire on a town fiesta in Kalibo, Aklan, police said.

The gunmen opened fire on a crowd of people taking part in an annual parade to celebrate the feast of the infant Jesus.

It was not clear what the motive was, but the targets apparently were provincial police chief Senior Superintendent Odilario Magayanes and Kalibo police chief Manuel Elijay and Senior Police Officer Juan Garion, who were all killed in the attack.

New People's Army guerrillas denied having a hand in the killings.

A manhunt has been launched. abs-cbnNEWS.com monitor

Meanwhile, INQ7's report was more complete, and had the entire story, quoting: "He's totally gone nuts." A rare idiomatic expression from a Western Visayas police director if you ask me.

Note also the differences in the names of those killed.

January 07, 2005

NY Times Thinking About Charging for .Com

Ugh. Before you know it, they're on this site.

N.Y. Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. was quoted in the article as saying: "It gets to the issue of how comfortable are we training a generation of readers to get quality information for free. That is troubling."

Yup, if you started out giving it away for free, you'll run into that kind of trouble. And, in case you didn't know it yet, dating (not auctions or music downloads) leads in online paid-for content.


Jerry Orbach, 69

I remember seeing him at the Sloan Ketterring Hospital. Apparently, it was worse than I thought. Lennie Briscoe will be missed.
December 19, 2004

Suprnova.org, 2003-2004

I guess the RIAA got to them. There's always somewhere else to go.
November 21, 2004

Meningococcemia

There's a new word in my vocabulary (although "petechial" thanks to CSI is not) and it's scary: now that someone has died in Manila, does it mean that it will break out and be declared an epidemic? Will we get the all clear to go home this Christmas? Will I get a chance to go ukay-ukay?

Even worse, how many will fall to the disease?

October 24, 2004

Singaporean Maids, Others, Addicted to Tong-Its

Hmmm, could it really be systemic? Or is it because they have nothing better to do?
October 23, 2004

Unknown is Singer's New Superman

Than A Speeding Bullet?

Brandon Routh will be the next Superman.

September 18, 2004

Check Your Windows

Some visitors to Microsoft Windows homepage will be asked if the Microsoft system can check your computer if your copy of Windows is licensed or not. Soon, they say, it may do this automatically and not allow pirate users to download updates and other add-ins from their website.

Link is here via Slashdot.org.

September 15, 2004

More Fleecing

The SEC has suspended College Assurance Plans for unlawful sale of securities (this link is not static). Millions get duped again. (Doesn't FVR sit on the CAP board?)

Meanwhile, here's a reason why Filipinos are so poor and why everyone wants to be part of the government (especially an appointee!):

Manuel Villar called Tuesday for a cap on the salaries of top officials of government-owned and -controlled corporations and govern­ment financing institu­tions after getting the list of the 100 highest-paid officials.

The list shows that the highest-paid government executive earned P9.85 million a year and the lowest, P1.375 million a year.

Villar, chair of the Senate Committee on Finance, said he wouldn’t have minded the high salary scale were it not that the GOCCs were the main cause of the fiscal crisis besetting the government.

“We should review the salary scale. Pity the low-salaried ordinary government employees who are working hard,” he said.

Of course, this doesn't include kickbacks. This, among other things, are the primary reasons why the government -- and the nation -- is in a fiscal crisis.

September 06, 2004

Law Gone Wrong: 20% Off on Meds

I've always told myself that I can't wait to become a Senior Citizen in the Philippines and retire to the privileges of the Senior Citizen's Card. I have free movies, free public transportation, discounted airfare and 20% off on all my OTC and prescription medicine. Congress passed it and said so. Yipee!

But now drugstores are complaining, in fact, they're threatening:

“We have no choice but to increase the prices of medicines. We will go bankrupt and eventually close shop if the government will continue to carry out the law. We find the 20-percent discount unaffordable, unjust and unreasonable. This unfair law penalizes drugstores willing to give consumers lower prices,”

Healthcare is of course horribly tricky, and this is government passing on the cost of healthcare onto these private businesses. Indeed generics are one thing, as the article pointed out, but a discount on the branded meds really eats into your profits, especially if you start abusing your card (which is to be expected). I wonder if the drug giant Mercury Drug, who can absorb the 20% discount in their deep balance sheet, supported this bit of legislature to help them clean out the countryside of small drug stores.

September 03, 2004

E.T. Phones?

An unexplained radio signal from deep space could -- just might be -- contact from an alien civilization, New Scientist magazine reported on Thursday. The signal, coming from a point between the Pisces and Aries constellations, has been picked up three times by a telescope in Puerto Rico. New Scientist said the signal could be generated by a previously unknown astronomical phenomenon or even be a by-product from the telescope itself.
Read and hold your breath.
September 02, 2004

Billboards, Gas and Bomba Movies

And while they're coming down:

In the resolution, the MMDA noted that billboards and advertising signs are "indiscriminately posted in public areas and distract the attention of motorists, thus causing road accidents and traffic."

...gas and electricity prices are going up.

Meanwhile, Bong Revilla Jr is upset that SM is unwilling to show "malaswa" movies (which the manager of SM Cinemas describe "where yung action is, you know, grabe talaga.") Revilla says they're "dictating" on the movie industry. SM Cinemas are the largest group of cinemas in the country. Revilla is no lawyer either -- he never even played one.

On the lighter side, Sharon and Kiko have a baby girl, huge at 8.2 lbs. Her name is Mariel Daniella Sophia. I guess that ensures that she as three times as much nicknames as the ordinary Filipina baby.

August 29, 2004

Laura Branigan, 47

Laura: Gloria!

Let's do Tony! Tony, Tony, Fo-fony, Banana-fana-fofony, Fi Fi Mo Mony, TONY!

Laura, that one's for you.

August 25, 2004

Philippines: The Next Argentina?

A report from the UP School of Economics suggests an economic crash the size of Argentina (where banks closed and loss of public investment were in the billions) could happen in the Philippines -- in two years.

The warning is not from the chief economist of the London-based Standard Chartered Bank, who spoke early this year of a crisis similar to that which befell Argentina, but from 11 faculty members at the University of the Philippines School of Economics.

The UP economists themselves are not ruling out a Philippine crisis similar to that experienced by the Latin American country.

Argentina defaulted on its $88-billion debt in 2002, causing its currency to plunge, inflation to pick up, output to collapse and riots to break out in the streets. Political chaos ensued as a succession of presidents assumed office briefly.

Why so:

They noted that the national government's total debt stood at P3.36 trillion as of the end of 2003, or equivalent to 78 percent of the gross domestic product. The public sector debt, which includes the obligations of government-owned and controlled corporations, rises to more than 130 percent of GDP, the total value of goods produced and services rendered in the country.

The government expects a budget deficit of about P200 billion this year.

They said falling revenue and tax efforts were the main reason for the worsening deficit picture since 1997. The tax effort fell from a high of 17 percent of GDP in 1997 to only 12.5 percent by 2003.

In simple terms, we will generate more debt than income. And the government cannot operate on that. The economists recommend stringent measures, and more taxes.

My peso savings need to be moved -- I'm not betting on a turnaround, seeing that it will "require unprecedented cooperation and openness" (something foreign to policymakers in the country). Maybe living in Philly isn't all that bad.

August 21, 2004

Switch: From Computers to Presidents

Errol Morris, the same filmmaker who made Apple's "switch" ads (from PC to Mac) is the same person behind Moveon.org's "switch" ads portraying Americans who regret having voted for George W. Bush.

"There's a principle of advertising that if you want to talk to a certain group, it's best to pick someone from that group," said Morris , whose documentary on former Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, The Fog of War , won a 2003 Oscar. "If you want to talk to Republicans on the fence, then it's best to talk to Republicans who are on the fence. These are real people who are expressing themselves in their own words."

Read about it here. One of the famous switchers, Ellen Feiss, is here, whose Dad's PC ate her homework.

August 16, 2004

Olympics: Empty Stadiums

We should have just flown to Athens and waited for the freebies.

Jollibee, In Rare Move, Shuts Stores in Xiamen, Taiwan

Citing poor location, an inability to replicate local standards, and too much idealism, Tan Caktiong talks about Jollibee's biggest blunder. From the Filipino fastfood that could, to doing no wrong, Jollibee now realizes that it needs more to take on the rest of Asia.

Weed Killer

This is your brain. These are drugs. This is your brain on drugs.
July 10, 2004

Dela Cruz Free?

Some people in Manila thought so, but alas, Angelo dela Cruz is still in the hands of his captors who have extended their deadline. I hope he gets home safely.

On a lighter note, CNN.com's website had this picture in its index page:

Teddy Casino?

I believe that's BAYAN leader and former POLSCI 10 classmate Teddy Casino, no doubt later troubled by the premature celebrations. Can anyone verify this?

July 07, 2004

GMA Halts Troop Deployment as Hostage is Held

In perhaps the most prominent move so far in her new presidency (maybe second to the DSWD appointee), GMA yanks troop support for the Iraqi occupation under pressure from:

Three armed and masked men stood behind the seated hostage, threatening to kill him if the Philippines doesn't pull out within three days. A banner on the wall behind them identified the captors as a previously unknown group, the Iraqi Islamic Army-Khaled bin al-Waleed Corps.

Read about it here.

It's not really the 50 or so military personnel we've sent -- that doesn't compare to the 4,100 Filipinos working in the U.S. military bases in Iraq.

June 28, 2004

New Texting Record Set

I'm sure someone out there in the Philippines can out-text Kimberly Yeo, 23, who typed a horribly complicated 26-word message on her cell phone in 43.66 seconds to set the new world record for speed-texting, or spdtxtng.

Here is the excerpt. See if you can beat 43.66 seconds. You might find your name in the Guiness Book.

Contestants had to type this message: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

The article adds:

Using the cell phone's predictive text function -- which guesses words as letters are typed in -- was not allowed, and the target phrase's punctuation needed to be accurate, as well.

We ought to defend our title as "The Text Capital of the World".


Yahoo Blocks Trillian and Fire

Maaaan.

Beginning at about 6 p.m. Wednesday, Yahoo changed its instant messaging language to prevent third-party services, such as Trillian, from accessing its service. Like previous statements, the company said the block is meant as a pre-emptive measure against spammers from its Yahoo Messenger service.

"Spammers are being aided by entities that are abusing our systems, where they effortlessly gain knowledge of pathways and back-alley access to send spam," Yahoo spokeswoman Mary Osako said.

So, if you're on my Yahoo buddy list, I might be out.

June 12, 2004

FP 3: Letter for HR Personnel

Here's a form letter (cut and paste) that you can use to email your favorite HR Manager or headhunter about Freelance Philippines.

And, thanks to all those who have helped spread the word: we're getting some good hits and some new users everyday. Soon, we will have a big enough directory for potential clients to take seriously.

So, there's more to be done! (A nice blog entry would help!) Or, a Friendster Bulletin message. Anything to get the word out will be appreciated by every member. Thanks.

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June 09, 2004

Freelance Philippines

Bulletproof Vesters, I need your help. Sassy, Malatemail, Marc, Wily, Markku, MLQIII, Bang and Blame, Vicrenzo, Aeus, Psychicpants, DBD, Durga, Nuki, Lavender, Leigh Cheri, the whole lot of you. All you bloggers and readers.

I have looked high and low for one website where freelance graphic designers, art directors, programmers, writers and editors from the Philippines meet with potential clients who post details of their projects and receive bids online. The beauty of this system is that it takes out the cost of marketing and advertising and passes on those savings to the client and contractor. Imagine an Ebay-like or Guru-like community where Filipino independent contractors can meet with potential clients, expand relationships, build reputations, and do what they do best without having to leave their desks (and deal with the traffic!). A place where a small or medium sized company can look for a qualified parttimer to do their website, or their brochure, without going through the expensive process of hiring an advertising agency or placing an ad. And, I couldn't find one.

Something like that is long overdue.

Well, here's my stab at it. Lord knows others might follow, but at least there's something out there. The caveat is that the system can't, at this stage, verify contractors and contractees. It's like Craigslist -- use at your own risk. There should be a way, like Ebay, to rate the freelancers and invite them to closed bids. But that comes much later.

My plans are to eventually migrate the system to its own domain and maybe, just maybe, make a little on the side by asking for a small fee for registration (once the site gets really busy). I would also like to eventually get in touch with large companies that use independent contractors all the time, and employment agencies who handle these folks, and have them all come to one address. My goal from the very beginning is to create a community, and help those starving freelancers (like me).

I have enough experience to know that someone with a little bit of capital can create a larger, more feature-rich website. But no one has. Maybe the market is too small for them. Maybe they're just waiting for a sucker like me to create a market, so they can swoop it off right under my feet. Well, it has to start some place.

So Vesters, this is where your grassrooting will come in: if you know people who can benefit from something like this, pass it on. Use the power of your keyboard: BLOG ABOUT IT. Or, if your company has a project looking for a freelancer, try using this website. It's free, and non-committal, and it can help. If you want, message it out on your Friendster account. Or email your old undergrad org. Whatever support you can extend, extend it.

Here's the link to Freelance Philippines Beta once more. Many, many thanks. All you freelancers out there, help is on the way.

June 08, 2004

Pondong Pinoy: Give or Go To Hell

Ran across this "social program" run by the Philippine Roman Catholic Church called "Pondong Pinoy" which wants to ask a miserly Php 7.50 a month from every Catholic churchgoer to, among other things, help "our less fortunate countrymen" who live along da riles. In the best Catholic spirit, they are modeling their cause after a parable.
In our radio program " Salitang Buhay " last Sunday on DZMM, ABS-CBN wherein we interviewed Manila Archbishop Gaudencio B. Rosales, proponent of the project, the archbishop said that Pondong Pinoy is inspired by the Theology of the Crumbs drawn from the gospel parable of St. Luke (Luke 16:19-31). Jesus relates of Lazarus, the poor man covered with sores, begging at the gate of Dives’ mansion, longing to eat the crumbs that fell from his table. Later in the story when both died, Lazarus went up to heaven while Dives ended up in the "torment of Hades
Right now, they don't really know what they will do with the money, although they are formally launching on June 11 and 12.
"What’s important is the motive behind the giving, which is love for our less fortunate countrymen," the archbishop said. How will the proceeds be used? Archbishop Rosales replied: "One way is through a micro-lending program that will help the jobless start a small business. Also, a lowcost housing project will be considered."
Of course, there are plenty of ideas. They can raise a lot of money this way, especially if they use the "Hades" card.
The mechanics of the program are not yet clear. For instance, how will the 25 cents from each individual be collected? Who will do the collecting? I asked the archbishop what the Church will do if a parishioner won’t give because he can’t afford [it]. "If the purpose of the project is explained well," Archbishop Rosales said, "I believe the parishioner won’t refuse to give." "If he will still not give," he added banteringly, "where will he go but there?" (referring to Hell where Dives went).
Of course, they miss the entire point of the parable, which is not about giving to the needy, but about eternal damnation, and the Sadduceeist logic that there is no ressurection for man. God only knows why Lazarus went to heaven. Or, why the rich man went to Hades.
June 05, 2004

Playstation Deprivation

A warning to my future child: don't make me do this. (A mother sells her son's "beloved" Playstation on Ebay as punishment.)

It was a glory day when my son received his Play Station 2. This beloved machine was his prize (sic) possession. He played [it], if not for hours at a time. When he would not [do] anything else, but (sic) he took care of this little treasure of his. Ground him, take away phone privileges………….anything but this PS2.
May 11, 2004

Common Sense Oklahoma Values

U.S. Senator James Inhofe:

"I'm probably not the only one up at this table that is more outraged by the outrage than we are by the treatment," the Oklahoma Republican said at a U.S. Senate hearing probing the scandal.

"These prisoners, you know they're not there for traffic violations," Inhofe said. "If they're in cellblock 1-A or 1-B, these prisoners, they're murderers, they're terrorists, they're insurgents. Many of them probably have American blood on their hands and here we're so concerned about the treatment of those individuals."

"I am also outraged that we have so many humanitarian do-gooders right now crawling all over these prisons looking for human rights violations, while our troops, our heroes are fighting and dying," he said.

You scare me, Mr. Senator. Like Mr. Bush said, it doesn't matter whether it's true or not, but whether you believe it.

May 10, 2004

The Cure 2004 Tour

According to their official website, they're on.

April 29, 2004

Nick Joaquin, 1917-2004

Along with F Sionil Jose, NVM Gonzalez, Bienvenido Santos and Jose Garcia Villa, Joaquin's voice is as important to his generation as it is masterful for all to come. That voice was hushed today. Goodbye, Blackbird.

to celebrate not a death but the family here having one of its final stops, here it continues where it stops.

Here is Alfred Yuson's obituary for Joaquin, to be published on today's Philippine Star. Thanks to my brother.

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April 27, 2004

William Martinez, Crackhead

Crazy that, of all the celebrities on crack, this washed out Bagets actor still gets press coverage. Of course, crazy like that gets noticed here in BV.

Possession of drug paraphernalia such as a glass tube (commonly known as a "tooter") is punishable by a maximum four-year jail term.

The item was allegedly found in Martinez's possession during routine inspection at the domestic airport last Saturday.

What if he was using it as a fat separator?


Two New Law & Orders and CSI's

Great news from NBC and CBS (and Jerry Orbach isn't leaving after all):

The fourth "Law & Order" entry will be known as "Law & Order: Trial By Jury," and will star Jerry Orbach, who's spent 12 years portraying Detective Lennie Briscoe on the mother ship.

"CSI: New York," the third in that series, has two well-known actors as centerpieces: Melina Kanakaredes of "Providence" and Gary Sinise.

I hardly watch L&O, except maybe the original one. Same goes with CSI (I think Horatio needs medication; and that whole thing with his sister-in-law?). But a NY one with Gary Sinise, now, that's something worth watching. And apparently Dick Wolf is writing for the new L&O series. What we need now is for Aaron Sorkin to return to The West Wing.

April 26, 2004

Michigan to Allow Health Workers to Deny Service on Moral, Ethical, Religious Grounds

Better not get a sore throat in Michigan.

The Conscientious Objector Policy Act would allow health care providers to assert their objection within 24 hours of when they receive notice of a patient or procedure with which they don't agree. However, it would prohibit emergency treatment to be refused.

Opponents of the bills said they're worried they would allow providers to refuse service for any reason. For example, they said an emergency medical technicians could refuse to answer a call from the residence of gay couple because they don't approve of homosexuality.

April 19, 2004

Identity Theft Comes to Manila

The PDI reports that ID theft is on the rise in Manila. While the report has anecdotal evidence, it does pay to guard from ID theft.

In 2002, more than a whopping one billion pesos' worth of credit card transactions the branch of warehouse club operator PriceSmart Inc. on Congressional Avenue in Quezon City proved to be fraudulent. For months, hapless shoppers had to ditch their groceries upon learning the store suddenly wouldn't accept Visa credit cards.

I've known a few who've lost a significant sum from ID theft, and something this important shouldn't have been left to be written by some hack.

An informal survey among professionals show they are alarmed at the high incidence of identity theft in the US, but surprisingly they still have a false sense of security that this is not going to happen in the Philippines because "we are not yet as sophisticated."

Wake up, people. Remember the love bug virus, the crippling worm released in the wild in 2000 that caused businesses worldwide billions of dollars in damages? A 24-year-old Filipino college dropout was supposed to have created it.

What the HELL does that have to do with it? Anyway, we digress. Get a shredder. Btw, the easiest way to get your credit card number stolen is over the web. Paypal or bust.

April 18, 2004

Rape Cases Up

Sad news, although it could be inflated by a slightly positive event: the simple possibility that more people are reporting rape cases now than before. Regardless:

The number of rape cases reported nationwide hit 3,084 last year, up by 492 cases or about 20 percent from the 2,592 listed by the police in 2002, according to a pro-life lawmaker.

Citing PNP figures, Rep. Joseph Santiago (NPC, Catanduanes) said an average of nearly nine rape cases were reported each day last year, compared to seven incidents daily in 2002.

"What we have here is solid statistical confirmation that fear of the death penalty has not served to discourage rape or other crimes for that matter," Santiago, a crusader against capital punishment, said.

April 03, 2004

Tigger Fondles Breast, Has Dyslexia, Gets Arrested

Too weird to pass off on. Wait til you hear what Pooh has to say -- he's the one going around without any underpants.

March 26, 2004

Briscoe Begone?

Now, when I saw him at the Sloan-Kettering Memorial Hospital, I really did hope that nothing was wrong, and he was in there for, you know, a checkup of sorts.

But now this, and it leads me to believe that his health could be one of the reasons he's leaving. His beat will never be the same.

March 05, 2004

CHED To Finally Update IT Curriculums

The goal, of course, is to stay competitive, despite falling Math and English skills. Most of this is pretty obvious, but research was needed to show a need to change a curriculum that "most of which have remained unchanged for the last 15 to 20 years." Dang, no wonder. At least some more of the massive outsourcing can come our way, in a few years or so.

CHED Commissioner Christina Padolina said in an interview that the commission is mapping out plans to modify high technology-related curriculums, most of which have remained unchanged for the last 15 to 20 years.

"We've become aware that the local high-tech industry is demanding graduates that have specific skills. Unfortunately, many of our graduates cannot fill in those needs and the schools should cope with this demand," Padolina said.

What are we going to do about the lack of computers to learn on?

That said, which school out there teaching Computer Science courses is the best? UP? Ateneo? Or maybe STI?

March 01, 2004

90210 Fans: Give Back To Your Stars

Tori Spelling is getting married. Get her something from her bridal registry at Tiffany's

February 18, 2004

Ka Kiko Evangelista, 69

e lost a great one today.

Veteran broadcast journalist Frankie “Kiko” Evangelista of ABS-CBN 2 died at the De Los Santos Hospital in Quezon City Wednesday.

He passed away around 1:30 p.m. after a long fight against cancer which was detected early this year after several check-ups.

Sources said a tumor in the brain was found and another in the kidney, a rare case which seldomly confronts doctors studying cancer.

February 17, 2004

Power Outtages Worse than 1988-1992 Will Hit in 2007

onesto General brings the problem of power to the centerscreen: assuming a modest 5% annual increase in power demand, he says, after 2007, the Luzon Grid would have reached beyond (and eat into) the 20% of excess capacity (right now, it's operating at 40%, which we are all paying for). And, since no new plants have been commissioned (and plants take an average of 6 years to build), there is literally no light at the end of the tunnel; massive outtages to conserve power will hit Luzon.

At issue is the "regulatory risk", or the "PIATCO effect", which is having the PHP 3 billion rug pulled out from under you because the government sees it fit.

February 11, 2004

Oh Reilly: Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Good golly bejeepers, O'Reilly is now skeptical of Bush's War on Iraq.

The anchor of his own show on Fox News said he was sorry he gave the U.S. government the benefit of the doubt that former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein's weapons program poised an imminent threat, the main reason cited for going to war.

"I was wrong. I am not pleased about it at all and I think all Americans should be concerned about this," O'Reilly said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America."

But his support for Bush is unflagging:

While critical of President Bush, O'Reilly said he did not think the president intentionally lied. Rather, O'Reilly blamed CIA Director George Tenet, who was appointed by former President Bill Clinton.
February 09, 2004

Manila.craigslist.org?

If you look here, Manila is one of the handful or so cities that Craigslist.org might soon be in.

February 04, 2004

Pixies Touring

Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball.

February 03, 2004

Super Bowl A Real Boob

The smoke hasn't cleared up yet, because now Drudge is saying that CBS knew about the "wardrobe malfunction".

Meanwhile, it was a really good game.

January 28, 2004

Congress Passes Anti-Piracy Bill: Big Penalties, Jail Time

About U$ 45,000 and some nine years in jail -- that's the max for music or film piracy in the Philippines. GMA is said set to make it into law. Meanwhile, the folks at Virra Mall and Makati Cinema Square are scrambling to move their merchandise.

Poor web designers. How are they going to learn their trade if they can't afford the steep software prices? And, all those DVDs...

(Happy, do you really think they can actually clamp down on piracy by passing a new law?)


No WMD, Bush Defends His "Pre-Emptive" War

From CNN:

"There was no doubt in my mind that Saddam Hussein was a grave and gathering threat to America and the world," Bush said, speaking to reporters at the White House in an appearance with Polish President Alexander Kwasniewski, a U.S. ally in Iraq.

For what it's worth, the lack of jobs and the deficit is a greater gathering threat.

We know he was a dangerous man in a dangerous part of the world," Bush said. "We know that he defied the United Nations year after year after year. And given the offense of September 11, we know we could not trust the good intentions of Saddam Hussein because he didn't have any."

And who hasn't defied the United Nations?

Lies.

They clearly tried to gin up every piece of intelligence to try to get us to go into that war," Howard Dean said.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio, a Democratic presidential candidate who voted against the congressional resolution authorizing Bush to go to war, said the United States could have avoided a costly and dangerous occupation if it had listened to U.N. inspectors.

"We cannot take the president off the hook for an illegal war that was based on lies," Kucinich said.

Yeaargh!!

January 23, 2004

Helmut Newton, 83

One of the most recognizable, and perhaps the most relevant, fashion photographer is dead. His book, resting on a Philippe Starck "device" contains 480 pages of his photography, and is the biggest and most expensive book production in publishing history.

January 22, 2004

RIAA: Highways are Responsible for Highway Robberies

Blaming ISPs for giving these hardened criminals the bandwidth for perpetrating their heinous file-sharing acts is akin to blaming the highway department for creating roads that are used by dope smugglers," said security consultant Robert Ferrell . "It just doesn't make sense."

This, following the announcement that the RIAA has set its sights on suing ISPs for providing would-be music pirates with the means to do their monkey business.

Um, okay, so Hilary Rosen might not have had a happy childhood, but you can't blame your mother for everything. Still, some judges agree with her when they ordered Verizon to turnover the name of one subscriber who allegedly downloaded 600 tunes from Kazaa in one day. Dude, that'll put you on the radar, stupid, what were you thinking?

January 21, 2004

Has Your Information Been Subpoenaed by the RIAA?

With the rash of RIAA lawsuits, and news of more to come, here's one way to find out if you (specifically, your computer) are about to get one yourself. The Electronic Frontier Foundation, working to protect rights in the internet, now has a way for everyone to check to see if their IP address is on one of the subpeonas filed with the D.C. District Court.

And, don't worry, they DON'T log you IP address either, so this isn't like a bait and switch trick.


Bush, Know Your Facts

This one's been going around other blogs, but that's no reason not to post it here. Highlights:

War:

0: Number of American combat deaths in Germany after the Nazi surrender to the Allies in May 1945

0: Number of coffins of dead soldiers returning home from Iraq that the Bush administration has allowed to be photographed

0: Number of funerals or memorials that President Bush has attended for soldiers killed in Iraq

100: Number of fund-raisers attended by Bush or Vice-President Dick Cheney in 2003

Budget:

45%: Percentage of Americans who believed in early March 2003 that Saddam Hussein was involved in the 11 September attacks on the US

$127 billion: Amount of US budget surplus in the year that Bush became President in 2001

$374 billion: Amount of US budget deficit in the fiscal year for 2003

Others:

1st: The record for the most bankruptcies filed in a single year (1.57 million) was set in 2002

10: Number of solo press conferences that Bush has held since beginning his term. His father had managed 61 at this point in his administration, and Bill Clinton 33

1st: Rank of the US worldwide in terms of greenhouse gas emissions per capita

$113 million: Total sum raised by the Bush-Cheney 2000 campaign, setting a record in American electoral history

$130 million: Amount raised for Bush's re-election campaign so far

$200m: Amount that the Bush-Cheney campaign is expected to raise in 2004

$40m: Amount that Howard Dean, the top fund-raiser among the nine Democratic presidential hopefuls, amassed in 2003

28: Number of days holiday that Bush took last August, the second longest holiday of any president in US history (Recordholder: Richard Nixon)

Also, George W. Bush became the first American president to ignore the Geneva Conventions by refusing to allow inspectors access to US-held prisoners of war.

January 12, 2004

Tondo Burns

22,000 residents homeless. See this entry for answers.

January 11, 2004

Here We Go Again: Water Runs Dry in Manila

I've had a bit to say about water levels in Metro Manila, and as record low weather sweeps through Pennsylvania and the rest of New England, the DENR is saying that dry weather and, believe it or not, fewer typhoons have left water supplies low. The solution? Save water, shower with a friend.

January 10, 2004

Mandaue Porn Website Shut: American Owner, Photographer Says Showing of Flesh was done artistically

Daniel Machanik also claimed to be buddies with a top Cebu official upon his arrest.

Seized in the raid were 14 computer monitors, 14 CPUs (central processing units), seven Web cameras, 14 halogen lights with stand, 14 keyboards, a laptop, 13 audio-visual regulators, 23 mice, a camera tripod, four wire extensions, six switches, a UPS (uninterrupted power supply), a hub, a printer, 38 compact disks containing pictures, 25 folders of employees’ data, two logbooks and a television set.

Police also found two empty sachets with residues, which were submitted to the police crime laboratory for examination.

That's "automatic voltage regulators" of course, but I wonder if those are "fire wire extensions"?

January 06, 2004

U.S. Visa Applicants get mugs and fingerprints taken: Easy for travellers to use, hard for terrorists to avoid

The Philippine Star reports:

Starting in April, all visa applicants to the United States will be required to undergo a biometric data collecting process as part of the new measures implemented by the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS), the US Embassy announced yesterday.

Rowan said applicants will initially be required to have their two index fingers scanned by an inkless digital finger scanner but the embassy will eventually scan eight fingers.

He said the new security measure will not entail additional costs to applicants aside from the $100 visa application fee that the embassy already charges.



In Ten Years: Average Sperm Count Down a Third, Consumer Debt Doubles

Lame soldiers and spending sprees: due to obesity and alcohol, on both counts?

January 05, 2004

Pew: RIAA Lawsuits Work; Downloading Cut in Half

I haven't downloaded anything since last year! Here's the article via Slashdot.org.

The percentage of online Americans downloading music files on the Internet has dropped by half and the numbers who are downloading files on any given day have plunged since the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) began filing suits in September against those suspected of copyright infringement. Furthermore, a fifth of those who say they continue to download or share files online say they are doing so less often because of the suits.

It's possible that people are still downloading, but they are less likely now to admit they do.

The groups that recorded the steepest plunges in the percentage of downloaders were women (58% decrease in the size of the downloading population), those with some college education (61% decrease) and parents with children living at home (58% decrease).

Gokongwei, Ty, Ayala Salaries

Wow!

Over at Metrobank, the flagship concern of George SK Ty, the taipan and his five top executives received 67.57 million pesos in 2002 after generating 2.508 billion pesos in net income for the banking, automotive, plastics and real estate group.

That's an average of 11.26 million pesos each for Ty and his men.

But the real kicker:

Lucio Tan Jr. and five other top MacroAsia executives reported receiving in 2002 an aggregate 9.36 million pesos in compensation, or an average of about 1.58 million pesos each, after squeaking in a three-million-peso net income for the company.

And:

PLDT has also awarded its chairman Antonio Cojuangco and his partner, lobbyist Jose Manuel "Babe" Romualdez, 52.7 million pesos to cover two years of "consultancy and advisory services."
January 01, 2004

More Bad Apples

I've been talking to a friend about getting an iBook and have brought on a conversation about power and reliability. Serendipitously, a movement threatening to sue Apple on bad logic boards (which coincidentally seems to go awry right after the warranty ends) installed on most iBooks came to my centerscreen.

It's tougher for Apple: with the fierce loyalty from its users comes a greater-than-usual demand for quality that one seldom sees among PC users. There are reports of the iPod battery dying on users too (again, right after the warranty expires) -- with no hope of under warranty replacements.

At least the software is running smoothly.


Creed, Limp Bizkit are named Worst Bands

Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see. Let's make our escape, let's go there.

December 31, 2003

Post-Christmas Shopping: U$100 Ipod? Best Design book of 2003?

So the rumors are afloat.

"At $100, they would make excellent penetration into the flash market," said Ross Rubin, an analyst with eMarketer in New York City. "If the rumors are true about mini-iPods, it's a great opportunity for them to extend their brand toward a more-affordable player. Apple hasn't been the value leader in digital music. They've been the high-end. But they have stolen the category away from the Rio brand."

Or, what about this?

The authors begin by describing what patterns are and how they can help you design object-oriented software. They then go on to systematically name, explain, evaluate, and catalog recurring designs in object-oriented systems. With Design Patterns as your guide, you will learn how these important patterns fit into the software development process, and how you can leverage them to solve your own design problems most efficiently.
Wow.

James Stubbs Jr on The Philippines

From the CNN interview last night.

As you know, this country is a Third World and it's a very poor country. It has no economy whatsoever. And what little bit of economy it does have is based upon working in the Middle East and in other countries. So you're talking about a country here that's suffering. People are starving, homeless people, overpopulated, you name it. And corruption is at its highest level.
December 14, 2003

Lost and Found

Saddam is found, Ople is lost. But Nino's suspected killers still untried.

A very good friend of mine was right next to Nino when he was shot and killed. The perpetrators, as she said, can only be called "hard goons" -- men who are armed AND dangerous. The notion that these are for-hire henchmen sent out by a rival fraternity has been bounced around time and again. I don't know where that has gone, but what we do know was that they meant not just to ruffle his feathers, but to kill him.

In sworn statements made by witnesses, it was disclosed that prior to the incident, some people actually talked to the three suspected assailants.

According to Rina Sartin, a photocopier operator at the AS 101 Palma Hall, she noticed three men who appeared to be looking for someone. They were Resurreccion Ranin Jr. and Besmar Al-Baddah Lauppah, bodyguards of Yasser Abbas, another UP student. Sartin knew Abbas and had chatted with him. In fact he had introduced the two as his bodyguards some weeks before the attack.


And, despite the senselessness in the matter, it is made even more tragically absurd:

Yasser Abbas, a member of Sigma Rho fraternity, was allegedly mauled by members of the Scintilla Juris. The killers, it was said, were after Bryan Balogin of the Scintilla Juris, whom Abbas had marked as a “hit." Calinao was simply mistaken for Bryan Balogin.

I hope there will be justice soon.

December 13, 2003

Dave Is Here

Tis the season to be nice. So, after countless weeks, Dave's going on Oprah.

"What we're hearing now is that Oprah no longer hates me," Letterman said on Friday's episode of Late Night . "And what we're hearing now and while I'm gratified on the one hand, I'm a little concerned about this--we're hearing that Oprah is actually inviting me to appear on her show."

For her part, Winfrey has insisted that she never hated Letterman, and has always had "a great deal of respect for his talent."

December 11, 2003

I Can't Think of Something That Rhymes with Celine

I am a closet fashion cop: I like looking at what people are wearing and Joan Rivers them. I can tell you what Nicole Kidman wore last year, and the two years before that. Same goes for Renee Zelwegger and those years when Calista Flockhart was famous. Normally, I reserve these for the Emmys or the Oscars, but last night, I just had to look at this one. WHERE DID HER DRESS (NOT TO MENTION HER DIGNITY) GO?

Place your comments in below.


Imelda Marcos is Very Very Very Rich, Ay, Very Very Rich Lang Pala

Swiss lawyer working with the PCGG (which is chaired by Ruben Carranza, former Collegian editor and, oh boy, a toughie at the UAAP debates).

Dr. Sergio Salvioni, who assisted in the recovery of the $683 million, said despite that recovery, the Marcoses remain among the richest people in the world.

“Imelda Marcos remains very, very rich because she can manage to travel around the world and stay in luxury hotels. She cries very easily and painfully but she is only interested in money and power,” said Salvioni in a press conference Wednesday at the PCGG office in Ortigas Center, Pasig.

“It is just the tip of the iceberg [the $683 million]. We are now discussing with Dr. Salvioni how we can recover the remaining Marcos deposits in Switzerland,” said PCGG commissioner Vyva Aguirre.


Go get em.

December 10, 2003

Yoko Ono Gives to Bantay Bata, Others

Raising Php 45 million, an ABS-CBN telethon gets a call from Yoko Ono, who pledges Php 5.4 million (U$10,000). That's great stuff.

December 06, 2003

Death to Kidnappers Only

As twisted as this may sound, this is discrimination. The death row inmates convicted of kidnapping have as much a right to die as the next person, and should not have been prejudiced to die first.

Of course, I'm not a lawyer. But I do know incarcerated people still have rights.

Furthermore, isn't it unconstitutional to say this (or flaky to say the least)?

According to Bunye, the President "agonized for weeks" over her decision because she is "a devout Catholic who is personally against the death penalty on moral grounds."
To say that you do not agree with the Revised Penal Code...

Needless to say, we should wait to here what the Chinese-Filipino community has to say.

December 05, 2003

Government Sends Marines: Proof that GMA reads Bulletproof Vest?

In the Philippine Daily Inquirer:

POLICE rescued businessman Jose Naga from suspected members of the notorious Waray kidnap group in a bloody encounter Friday afternoon.

But despite the string of recent victories, the government is still stepping up its anti-kidnapping campaign by literally calling in the Marines.

Beginning Monday, at least 260 military officers will support regular police units in patrolling and manning checkpoints in crime-prone areas in Metro Manila, the chief of the National Anti-Kidnapping Task Force (NAKTF) told reporters.


Did she or someone perhaps read this? (Psyche!)


Death Becomes Her

GMA lifts moratorium on executions.

December 04, 2003

All You Legolas Swooners Out There

Yes, Orlando Bloom is prettier than the average woman as Legolas. Here's a real unflattering view, with knickers, of the man we dare say is one blonde bombshell.

(Note that I have something against women liking Legolas too much. Eww, eww, eww,)

December 02, 2003

Tis Better NOT to Give This Christmas

My grandfather, who dedicated a big chunk of his life to social welfare, taught us not to give to people begging on the streets. It only encourages them to stay and ask for more. And they never find their way to centers setup by the DSWD to help them.

Recently, we've been handing off leftovers -- better than money I guess.

This year, the DSWD is asking folks not to give for fear that the roads will be crammed with streetchildren who risk their lives on the roads of Metro Manila.

If you're thinking of giving, give to Caritas or the Red Cross. Better there than while you wait for the light to turn green.

December 01, 2003

Why Will BM Support Poe?

Well, they seem to be leaning towards that, at least.

Loste added that all signs indicate that Poe, whom he described as the perfect choice of the common tao, is running for the highest position in the land.

“Besides, FPJ was never involved in anomalies, which have political colors even he is the best friend of deposed President Joseph Estrada,” he said.

Bayan Muna played critical role in the EDSA 2, a popular military-backed people’s uprising that toppled the Estrada administration and paved the way for the assumption in Malacañang of President Arroyo.

Last week, Loste said that the 2.9 million BayanMuna members nationwide would dismiss Mrs. Arroyo in next year’s polls.


So, hey, he's never been in office so he's never had any anomalies. Duh.


Rummy Ramble

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know," Rumsfeld told the briefing.
He wins the Foot in Mouth Award.
November 26, 2003

Time To Leave The Country

"I, Fernando Poe Junior, will join the presidential race," said Poe, who will follow in the footsteps of fellow movie star and close friend Joseph Estrada, who won the last presidential election in 1998.
November 25, 2003

LiveMotion is No Longer Live

Uh, yeah. When it first came out, everyone knew it was going to be useless.

Why create a program that makes other people's end products? You'll never be as good as the person who holds the source code. Remember those Mac Clones?

November 24, 2003

Kris: Type Ko Lang Mag Campaign

There's only one Kris Aquino. She's big, famous, victim, hero. She has dinner with Lacson and is looking forward to campaigning for the opposition next year. I guess she believes her time is worth it.

She's just as big as El Shaddai, you know, with this whole endorsement thing. She's going to kill her product endorsements if she loses, but Filipinos, if they know anything, is that they know how to forgive and forget.

Or, maybe she's doing it to spite her mom, who has been supportive of GMA's administration. Like I said, forgive and forget.


Apple Philippines Closing?

From changing owners, to avoiding bankruptcies, there are rumors that Apple Philippines will go out. Maybe it's better that way, since they really can't sell and support at the level Apple users expect them to.


Barbers Say Politicians May Be Behind Kidnappings

Why would you want to say this? Just to get the mileage, but to do so by smearing your own profession? It's bad enough to say that politicians steal, cheat and lie, but orchestrate kidnappings and murder?

November 18, 2003

NU 107 Rock Awards 2003

Ah, Diether Ocampo beware, the jologs are back in town. A good friend is bassist for Best New Artist and Album of the Year nominee 7ft Jr. Good luck!


Let's Box Some More

According to the PNP, crime was down during Pacquiao's win. Shows you can prove anything with statistics. (But the link with heart attack and facial hair is real!)

November 17, 2003

Erap Denied U.S. Visa

Well, it seems that GMA played her cards right. After Erap took her offer, only to tell her (like a crybaby) that I will take your offer but that doesn't make things peachy between us, Erap apparently didn't have a U.S. visa and won't get one.

The US Embassy reportedly said that American authorities also fear that Estrada will “cause trouble” while in exile by agitating against or launching destabilization attempts against the Arroyo administration.
Did you hear that one about Erap saying: kala ko, yung Metrobank Visa ko pwede na?

New Technology: Old Fashioned Thuggery

Via Metafilter: would-be blackmailers are extorting money from websites by threatening to bring it down if owners don't pay up. They're going after the online casinos, who do business mostly offshore and do not benefit from the protection of the US Federal Government.

In some cases, the attacks, which can cripple a corporate network with a barrage of bogus data requests, are followed by a demand for money. An effective attack can knock a Web site offline for extended periods.
And yet more warnings to have firewalls at home. If you're any faster than dialup, you should get one.
November 14, 2003

Yadao Says She Was Bribed; Maynilad May Fall

1. Back to Kuratong Baleleng:

In a brief interview over television, Yadao had alleged she was offered a seat at the Court of Appeals if she issues a warrant of arrest for Sen. Panfilo Lacson and the 33 other coaccused in the murder of 11 men alleged to be members of the Kuratong Baleleng bank-robbery syndicate.

2. What a massive mess this would be if Maynilad should default on its services. Maynilad wanted to hike water rates, but regulators said no. That, after relaxed terms on their concessions and a 500% price hike on water in their favor. Still, they lose money. They can't pay their U$350 million tab. They go bankrupt. They seem pretty smart, don't you think? Read Carla Montemayor's outline on this "fiasco"


Marijuana on Ebay

Hurry, before they pull it down. It says genuine but not to be smoked. So far, no one's bidding.


JLo isn't JBeals

JLo is getting sued for her lookalike video.

The lawsuit, filed Thursday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, alleges Lopez illegally depicted the life of Maureen Marder. She had refused to grant sequel rights or to permit any further use of her story or identity after the film became a success, according to her attorney Robert Hefling.
November 13, 2003

FAO Schwarz Nearing Bankruptcy Again

Stock tanks and creditors are unwilling to lend more. Oh, what's going to happen to all them Gund teddy bears?


McJob

SFGate.com is reporting that the word "McJob" is now a legitimate Scrabble entry:

The 11th edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, published in June, defines a "McJob" as "a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement."

The fast-food giant's chief executive, Jim Cantalupo, called the definition a "slap in the face" to the 12 million people who work in the restaurant industry, and demanded that Merriam-Webster dish up something more flattering.


I remember my first McDonald's, at the old Greenbelt site, loaded with kolehiyalas with interesting English accents. Back then, they certainly didn't look like they thought it was a McJob.


Sweden: No Marriages Under 18

I was surprised to find out that Sweden, home of the co-ed naked steam rooms, would ban marriages under 18.

But upon closer inspection, the Swedish parliament is protecting the right of individuals forced into child marriage, or in some quarters, arranged marriages, prosecuting anyone who forces children into wedlock.

November 10, 2003

Twisted is Back in NU 107

Jessica Zafra is licking her chops once again, with the same crew, this time on Monday nights. I guess all is mended between her and NU.

Someone has the show in mp3, so if you missed it, and if you have the bandwidth, check it out here. Thanks to PhilMUG.

P.S. And so you can actually get NU streaming on internet radio.

November 07, 2003

NAIA Stirred then Re-Taken: Two Dead

Dude, if this can happen, damn, anything can happen.

An INQ7.net reporter on the scene saw three stretchers being brought into the tower and six members of a SWAT team preparing to enter the building.

At least two armed men and a former Air Transportation Office chief Panfilo Villaruel took over the tower shortly after midnight Thursday.

Villaruel said that take over was not part of a coup d'etat but to protest the prevailing state of the Philippine economy.


How can Villaruel be quoted when, according to ABS-CBN and CNN, he died in the firefight?

People are now taking extremely severe action to voice their grievances about the country. Madmen? So was Trillanes?

UPDATE: Apparently he was able to do a radio interview before he was shot.
UPDATE 2: So, it did seem that Villaruel had some odd personal reasons to take control of the tower. Anyone had to, be mad that is, to take the control tower. But did he have to be shot 13 times?


Imelda Goes AWOL

Religious pilgrimages while out on bail? Cmon!!!! Let's not forget she's 74 years old? Well, lady, let's not forget that she ought to be spending those last years of her life in jail and not cavorting around in Harrods. And she hasn't been checking her mail either.

I didn't know that people who are out on bail can actually leave the country. What the hell?

November 01, 2003

133 Oakwood Mutineers Freed

To quell new coup rumors perhaps? Free to go back to the barracks, or for "military adventurism"?

I would really like to know how grown men -- armed to the teeth -- can be misled to seize Oakwood, lay out tripwires, and take siege.


Man Found Dead in Loyola Memorial Park

Um, I just had to. Sorry.

October 31, 2003

Of Death Squads and Holes Full of Excrement

The Washington Times interviewed Rev. Shay Cullen of the Missionary Society of St. Columban last week in Geneva about the plight of street children in the Philippines. Excerpts:

Several years ago, we were contacted by nongovernmental organizations (NGOs) in Davao City. They asked us to help them to look into the problem of mainly street children who were being shot dead by death squads. These are a group of men riding around on black motorcycles, all like a team dressed in a kind of a black uniform.

I can't say overall. They do not report. It's covered up. Even in Davao City and surrounding areas, we are looking at 56 [killings] over the last three years. ... They are reckoned to be minors, but we cannot fully confirm that because they don't have birth certificates. ... A rough estimate is something like that. But in other cities, more have been reported in newspapers.


On the condition of prisons:

Well, we have visited 37 prisons. The conditions are subhuman — the children are mixed in with the adults, who are criminals. In many cases, they are raped inside jail. As punishment, the females are handed over to prisoners or to guards and are sexually molested and abused. The males are also sexually abused, because they're mixed in. The crowding is unbelievable.

We have just been to Novotas, in Metro Manila, the latest prison visit, and here we have 17 minors mixed in with 33 adults in a room adequate for about 15 people.


October 30, 2003

Condo Guard Rapes Filipina: Gets 17 Years and Some Lashes

That's just not enough for this lowlife. He, with a bulglary prior, gets the needle if this was in the Philippines, and he deserves the worst punishment Singapore can give.

The article is graphic.


PLDT to Sell Warehouse to SM

Oh no! This is the warehouse along Nicanor Garcia (Reposo) -- and of course Sy is going to turn it into a mall! Someone stop him! Think of all the traffic this is going to cause!

It'll be SM Spooky since it's surrounded by a cemetery. Happy Halloween!

October 29, 2003

Website for Missing Kids: Tax Pesos At Work, Good Work

Some praise for the Philippine government, specifically the hardworking people of DSWD, today:

sagipbata.com is an information center for missing children where information and pictures of missing children may be posted and viewed by Internet users 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year. The contents of sagipbata.com are printer-friendly, thus may be easily printed out for hard copy references such as posters and flyers for quick posting and distribution. sagipbata.com is updated daily and upon presentation of developments or suggestions from our respective partners.

Somehow, some help will come. God, these kids are so small.


Teenage Enema Nurse

If the government fails to check the exodus of Filipino physicians and nurses abroad, the Philippines is sure to face a severe medical crisis in five years’ time, Vice President Teofisto Guingona Jr. warned on Tuesday.

Guingona said a British study done earlier this year foresees a medical crisis in the Philippines by the year 2008. This crisis, he explained, will be brought about by the lack of competent medical practitioners to treat ailing Filipinos.

He emphasized that although medical schools in the Philippines continue to produce medical practitioners, a major discrepancy still exists between those graduating from medical courses and those who are leaving for employment abroad.

He disclosed that of the 250,000 Filipinos applying for passports every day, the majority are nurses and doctors seeking employment oversees.


I heard about 5,000 nurses leave every month. Sino nang tutuli sa magiging anak ko?

October 27, 2003

8x8 Goes Overseas, Where Else?

The VoIP provider hooks up with Eastern Telecoms In the Philippines for lower overseas call rates. But, how many of us have relatives with an Eastern Telecom number?

An official press release is here.


Dr. Lucio Tan

Doesn't he own UE? Anyway, UST gives "Tan The Man" a Ph.D. which he obtained "through an equivalency program" which is already a big doodoo since the "country's wealthiest businessman had to apply for admission, be assessed of fees, and undergo question from university faculty." If only it was that easy for the rest of us.

I wonder if King Poobah's donation was enough for a new art museum.

UST cited Mr. Tan for emerging as "one of the most successful industrialists in modern Philippine history" and for serving as "an inspiration, a guiding beacon to many of his fellow Filipinos who believe and hope that they too, can break from the bondage of poverty."
Btw, Tan has two other honorary doctarates, one from U of Guam and another from CLSU.
October 25, 2003

Bus Drivers and the MMDA: Our Turn to Point the Finger

I am going to get quite disheveled in this entry.

If you've ever driven in Metro Manila, you know that we have the worst kid of vehicular and pedestrian traffic. It's madness on virtually any given time of the work day. To put things in perspective, an 11 kilometer drive (that's about 5 miles) from Makati to Katipunan Ave. could take about, oh, 45-60 minutes when it's really bad.

This is a result of a confluence of events and circumstances, mostly out of lack of urban planning. The malls, for instance, are right smack dab in the middle of EDSA -- main street to Metro Manila. Roads are too narrow, and pedestrians ran amok. A new subway-surface train has alleviated some anxiety, but hasn't completely desnarled the city. It certainly doesn't help the drive if EDSA is lined with gaudy outdoor advertising and a hairnet of power lines, but that's another blog entry.

What prompted me to blog about the traffic is this bit of information from the MMDA:

Angelito Vergel de Dios, MMDA Traffic Operation Center (TOC) executive director, said there are about 600 violations that are monitored and photographed daily in various parts of Metro Manila.

He said the high rate of violations showed that there are still many erring drivers that are ignoring the traffic schemes of the agency. Among the frequent violations committed include the yellow-lane scheme, loading and unloading of passengers in prohibited areas, and reckless driving.

The “no-contact” apprehension program against traffic violators wherein enforcers take photographs to get evidence against erring drivers have resulted in the arrest of more than 8,000 bus drivers since April. Records showed that 8,872 buses were caught violating traffic rules from April 12 to October 12 through the no-contact apprehension scheme of the MMDA.


Now, I used to have in my mind a list of my least liked people. In the Top 3 were bus drivers (don't fret, Imelda, you're still in the Top 5), and I have myself flicked my middle finger on a few. Bus drivers are the most brutish, incompetent and obnoxious members of the driving community, and I say this with student drivers in mind. I firmly believe its an attitude problem (or the fumes), but most likely its the way most bus franchises are run (by quota), leading drivers to compete against each other and turning Metro Manila into a race track for diesel dragsters. The bus lines should have never been franchised.

And 8,000 errant bus drivers -- 8frigginthousand -- just blows my mind. That's within a six month period that EXCLUDES December. I didn't think there would have been that many, but I am overjoyed at the apprehensions nonetheless. Bus drivers are crude, brainless and insensitive ruffians that hog the lanes, swerve and stop when they want to, and don't mind the little dings and scratches on their big metal frames in the name of getting ahead of you in your lane -- all in a days' work. And, bus drivers are the ones with the Professional Driver's Licenses.

Of course, the little angel in me (he actually looks like David Spade) is saying, hey, they're just trying to make an honest living -- well, blow me, we all are. Keep those bus drivers in check.

October 23, 2003

Hey, Mrs. President, Would You Like Me To Write Your Name? I Think It'll Fit. It's Just Three Letters...

In case you haven't heard it yet.

Manila - A junior aide has apologised to the Philippine president for urinating in the emergency exit of an aircraft after getting drunk.

Presidential secretary Ignacio Bunye on Wednesday said press undersecretary Heraclio Nazareno had written to President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo expressing regret over the incident. It occurred in September during Arroyo's working visit to the United States and Europe.


It's said that he was getting drunk with Mon Tulfo. That's just plain classless, getting drunk on Lawin One or whatever the hell they call it.


UN Security Council Seat for the Philippines

Despite our backing of the invasion of Iraq, we have been elected to the U.N. Security Council. I wonder who will get this job. Please, not Blas Ople.

October 22, 2003

Government Officials With Mistresses Be Warned: We're Coming To Get You!

So, remember how folks can report via SMS the infidelities of government officials? Now, they're going to put secret agents -- yes, SECRET AGENTS -- in motels, malls and even public markets and other "establishments where employees are perceived to be committing illicit affairs". Public markets?

IN a bid to strengthen its “Report-a-Mistress” campaign against government employees, the Citizens’ Battle Against Corruption (Cibac) said on Tuesday that it would ask the Department of Justice to assign secret agents in motels and nightclubs to monitor the activities of public servants reported to be frequenting those places.
You tax pesos at work.
“In order to provide a solution to the complex problem of corruption in our society, the root of the problem must be addressed,” she said.
No privacy rights will be violated, says Cibac.
October 19, 2003

Brit Cheats Filipina Nurses

Don't you know better than to screw with the person who's job it is to stick a goddam needle in yer arm? Why, it's like ticking off the waiter who is about to serve you a bowl of hot and sour soup (read: you'll never figure out which one's egg and which one's spit).

Leonard Shaw, 59, is said to have conned the girls into handing over around £150 each - nearly two months' wages - to process fake offers from top London hospitals such as Guys and St Thomas'.

Many of the girls took out loans to pay Shaw's fees. Others used their life savings in their bid to work in Britain, where they can earn 10 times more than at home.

Police who arrested London-born Shaw after raiding his £5-a-night room in a grubby hostel in the Philippines, after a tip-off, claim he sent forms signed by the girls to an accomplice in Britain who posted fake acceptance letters back claiming to be from British hospitals.

A Philippines police spokesman said: "Shaw would show the British postmark to the nurses to convince them the acceptance letter was genuine. It always asked for a fee - normally about £150 - for processing the documentation.


I wonder which "grubby hostel" that was. Any local papers running this story?

Onus Manguntara, of the Philippines National Bureau Of Investigation, said: "Shaw has robbed people of their dreams. All they wanted was a chance to work in England and send money home to their families."
True, pero OA ka naman Ate.
October 18, 2003

Dancing for Mrs. Bush

They practiced for 14 days, and they nailed their routine. They were in their best behavior.

The Aurora Quezon Elementary School students gave a stirring narrative of the "The Story of the Bamboo" which told of the sacrifice of one bamboo tree which allowed itself to be cut and split by a farmer for the benefit of an entire village.

The schoolchildren in Grades 1 and 2 from three public and two private elementary schools were obviously starstruck as they stuck to the American First Lady at the end of the program until Malacañang officials had to pry them out of there.

Trimmed from the original schedule of an hour, Mrs. Bush showed instant rapport with the children as she happily chatted with some of them.

After the program, Julian handed Mrs. Bush a gift -- a book on bamboos and a jewelry box made of bamboo.


But they had to cut the program short, as per orders from the Secret Service. Too bad, as they had prepared such classics as tinikling. True to form, their discipline never wavered:

The students who sat on a banig or native woven mats were on their best behavior throughout the program as they diligently delivered their lines (such as "Good afternoon Mrs. Bush, we're glad to see you") on cue and in unison.
What do they get in return? Lasting memories, and:
The organizers rewarded the kids with a piece of fried chicken and a scoop of rice from American fast food giant McDonald's.
Pucha, dumating lang mga kano, nawalan na nang hilig sa Chickenjoy, mga balimbing!
October 17, 2003

BIR Fraud Investigator Slain

None of the facts are straightened out yet, but it was clear that Armando Rosimo was investigating corporate tax fraud cases. It wasn't even a drive-by to scare him: they wanted him dead.

Investigator Senior Police Officer 4 Marcelino Castillo said one of the gunmen initially appeared and shot Rosimo as his car was turning right to Visayas Avenue from Road 3.

Four other gunmen approached the car and finished off Rosimo with caliber .45 automatics, police said.


How can you do good in a country that can't protect its do-gooders? I guess that's asking for too much.

October 15, 2003

More on Bush's Malacanang Dinner

Bush requests that no wine be served, instead 7-Up na lang daw. That's fine with me: 7-Up goes down well with adobo.

Presidential (GMA's) spokesman Ignacio Bunye, meanwhile, clarified the barrio fiesta theme:

"We would like to debunk reports of alleged excessive expenses related to President Bush’s visit," he said. "The idea of holding a ‘barrio fiesta’ type of cocktails was made to give our visitors a feel of the traditional Filipino warmth and hospitality. We would like them to see how fiestas are held here."

"There will be a ‘barrio fiesta’ theme for the visit, complete with bamboo nipa huts on the Palace grounds, the very Filipino puto bumbong and bibingka (two varieties of rice cakes), to be served during the cocktails," Bunye said.


Nasty! I can't imagine bibingka with my double vodka.

October 14, 2003

Imee Marcos Can Suck My...

Dick Cheney can't eat anything with high cholesterol, since he's had three heart attacks. So, I guess sisig for him is out of the question. And, he isn't coming to town.

George W. Bush is, and he's bringing his peanut-butter-and-jelly loving palette to the Palace, which is hosting (according to Imee Marcos) a Php500,000 "barrio fiesta" dinner for the American President.

(Imee Marcos) said the native dishes would include "adobo" in olive oil, milkfish belly with mango sauce dipping, Filipino-style beefsteak, fried rice with smoked fish, and crisp-friend (sic) pork skin.

Native delicacies will also be served, such as roasted pig, "puto-bumbong," "lumpia," ice cream, pork and chicken barbecue, chocolates, "halo-halo," and "pan de sal" with an assortment of spreads.

Marcos said her estimate of the expenses did not include drinks, as well as decorations.


Ah, adobo in olive oil. Add that to your list, Kuya. But what irks me the most is Marcos' statement:

"President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo must really mean to impress her visitors," said Marcos, a congresswoman representing her family's home province of Ilocos Norte. "Our countrymen should feel proud that we could feed our guests so well even though in their homes, many poor Filipino families would be sharing a can of sardines and a packet of instant noodles."
Um, so you can really put food on the table by giving our money back from those Swiss accounts filled with billions of dollars your family stole.

She's just pissed that she wasn't invited. Besides, the Macapagal's, like the Marcos', have had their share of U.S. visits, and they pulled out all the stops all the same. And, lest we forget, George W's pop had toasted Imee Marcos' old man for his "adherence to democratic principles and the democratic process."

Looks like a get-together of old friends.

October 09, 2003

Juday on Diet for Record Three Days: Friends, This is News!

Holy crap! Juday has been on a diet of carrot and cucumber juice for AN ENTIRE THREE DAYS! Armageddon! Get the kids!


Vatican Claims Condoms Don't Stop HIV

This is quite ridiculous, but if told to people who do not know better -- y'all know what I'm taking about -- this is very dangerous.

Scientific research by a group including the US National Institutes of Health and the WHO found "intact condoms... are essentially impermeable to particles the size of STD pathogens including the smallest sexually transmitted virus... condoms provide a highly effective barrier to transmission of particles of similar size to those of the smallest STD viruses".

The Vatican's Cardinal Trujillo said: "They are wrong about that... this is an easily recognisable fact."

The church opposes any kind of contraception because it claims it breaks the link between sex and procreation - a position Pope John Paul II has fought to defend.

In Kenya - where an estimated 20% of people have the HIV virus - the church condemns condoms for promoting promiscuity and repeats the claim about permeability. The archbishop of Nairobi, Raphael Ndingi Nzeki, said: "Aids... has grown so fast because of the availability of condoms."


Now, how do they explain a condom's failure? Tiny holes which the virus can pass through -- a possibility that has been refuted many times over. Worse:

In Lwak, near Lake Victoria, the director of an Aids testing centre says he cannot distribute condoms because of church opposition. Gordon Wambi told the programme: "Some priests have even been saying that condoms are laced with HIV/Aids."

Panorama found the claims about permeable condoms repeated by Catholics as far apart as Asia and Latin America.

October 08, 2003

Bush Faces Base Cleanup People in RP Visit: 2,000 May Have Been Exposed

Someone somewhere was asking about this (scroll down to end of story):

Victims of toxic-waste contamination in the former US military bases at Subic Bay and Clark Field have urged President Arroyo to take up their plight as well as the cleanup of the former American facilities when she meets with President George W. Bush next week.

Based on the documentation made by the People’s Task Force for Bases Cleanup (PTFBC), at least 2,000 people may have been exposed to the toxic legacies left behind by the US Navy and Air Force in the Philippines.

The PTFBC also said that contamination has been proven by environmental and health studies that further explain the strong correlation between the contaminants and the victims’ ailments. Among the contaminants found are lead, mercury, arsenic, other heavy metals and persistent organic pollutants (POPs), such as DDT, dieldrin, aldrin, chlordane, Ddioxin and furans and PCBs.

Documents coming from the US Defense Department, as well as the US General Accounting Office, point to strong evidence of irresponsible waste-disposal practices of American forces in the former bases.

No comprehensive assessment has yet been done to ascertain the real extent of the toxic-waste problem in those areas, although the problem is not unique to Subic and Clark. Even in the American mainland, the US military has been accused of fouling up the environment wherever it set up bases.


Election Fraud Even Before the Elections?

I do have gossip on this, but that's just gossip. Besides, I want to keep my friends, and, I do my own stunts. However, this is pretty nagging. Angelo Castro of the World Tonight reported last night (no, I don't have TFC, I have I-Channel) that the computerized ballot counting may be engineered to breakdown and eventually allow GMA to get re-elected.

Now, it seems that, like every government contract (remember PIATCO and the old new airport among others?) has some evil invisible hand signing it:

THE SUPREME Court has asked the Commission on Elections to produce several documents including the contract it had with a consortium that won the 1.3-billion-peso poll automation project in the next 20 days.
The Court had earlier found that the contract stipulated that the software be ready before it was to be bidded out. Now, waitaminutehere. Even if the bidders had it on beta, the Court has apparently never heard of versioning. But apparently, the software and hardware is coming from election.com, which I will get to later.

But they did hear of the irregularities from the Information Technology Foundation of the Philippines , which s behind the case. They found:

"The machines submitted for testing by the two bidders both failed to even attain 99.5% accuracy, which means they were registering more than one error in 20,000 marks. That alone should have been sufficient reason to declare a failed bidding," he observed.

Mr. Lagman further explained that the Comelec accuracy rate required the machines to register only one error in 200,000 marks.


Perhaps most questionable is the identity of the 1.3 billion peso winner:

He pointed out that the Comelec awarded the contract to a company called Mega Pacific Consortium "when no such animal existed during the bidding procedure."

Mr. Pastelero stressed that it was a venture called Mega-Pacific eSolutions, Inc. that submitted the bid for the contract. Yet, he said that the Comelec's notice of award cites Mega Pacific Consortium as the contractor for the project worth one billion Philippine pesos.

"Even if eSolutions assigned its privilege to Consortium, it was already not qualified to begin with because it was formed only two to three weeks before actual submission of documents. Comelec required bidders to submit three years of financial statements to qualify," he added.


Currently, the consortium is composed of MegaPacific eSolutions Inc., weServ, ePLDT, SK C&C, and election.com. Who are these folks? Well, what I do know is that weServ is the software arm of Fujitsu Philippines. SK is a systems integrator from Korea, which is bringing in the hardware. Election.com is where the software should be coming from. And, everyone knows PLDT. But the leader in the pack, Mega Pacific e-solutions is a holler.

Now, what exactly is involved in this PC (I imagine they won't be using Macs) ballot counting business? It's not like they're building a new mouse trap, the software and the hardware is already there. These people know what they're doing (same people who worked on Arizona's online poll a few years ago).

I imagine that what would take long is the process of setting up the system's backbone, a network of secure LANs and servers. There's lots of testing there too. And I really don't know how they will integrate all the votes. Then there's training people how to use the system. But at this point -- less than a year away from election day -- the fact that they have not even had a successful demo tells me that this is going to be one of those government projects that will be 80% done and 100% useless. Another 1.3 billion gone.

October 07, 2003

"This Isn't Like A Movie"

You know what it is? It's embarassing, that's what.

A BLOODY hostage drama involving a top-security inmate in Camp Crame brought fresh humiliation to the much-criticized Philippine National Police on Tuesday.

Suspected Abu Sayyaf member Buyungan Bungkak gunned down three policemen and wounded three other officers before he was finally killed after a three-hour operation led by the PNP chief himself, Director General Hermogenes Ebdane Jr.

Bungkak, 20, was one of five suspected Abu Sayyaf members arrested over two bomb attacks last year that killed at least 12 people, including a US soldier, and injured 150 others in Zamboanga City.

The shootout at Camp Crame was another embarrassment for the government as it attempts to fight a US-backed antiterror campaign. Barely three months ago, confessed Indonesian bomber Fathur Rohman al-Ghozi escaped from the same compound, along with two other Abu Sayyaf suspects. Al-Ghozi remains at large.


Apparently, Bungkak was sunbathing.

October 06, 2003

Paler Shelter

Hot on the heels of Duran Duran, here's Tears for Fears, and another comeback worth watching. They have a new album in sight!


One Billion People Living in Slums

One in six.

The number of people living out their days in the squalor of a slum is almost one billion, the United Nations says - one-sixth of the world's population. Without radical changes, it believes, that number could double in 30 years.
October 03, 2003

Internet Explorer Security Flaws to Blame for HL2 Code Leak

Gamers would know what's going on, but this bit of news sounds too coincidental to overlook. Half-Life 2's code was leaked yesterday, and experts blame "31 publicly known unpatched vulnerabilities" in Internet Explorer for it. The much-anticipated sequel to the very moist first installment (run-jump-crouch-fire) is due out this December.

The source code for Valve Corp.'s Half Life 2, a sequel to the popular shoot-'em-up game that was due out by December, was posted on the Internet on Thursday, according to a statement from Valve Managing Director Gabe Newell. The theft of the code, which was made available for download on the Net, came after a monthlong concerted effort by hackers to infiltrate Valve's network. Malicious activity in the Valve network included denial-of-service attacks, suspicious e-mail activity and the installation of keystroke loggers, Newell added.

Valve, the makers of Half-Life 2, said the leak followed a concerted hacking effort on the company's computers over a number of months. The source code lies at the heart of a game and is kept a closely guarded secret to stop other people copying it.


Microsoft Lawsuit: Bad Software, Bad Licenses, Bad, Bad, Bad

The Register has a short but incisive writeup on a Microsoft lawsuit that aims to hold the software giant responsible for "the damages wrought by the systemic failures of security in its software". The lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles.

This is nothing new, except for the fact that it comes in the so-called "patch regime" where customers are expected to patch their windows every so often, particularly AFTER an attack has occurred. (Non-patched computers contribute to worldwide cascading failures.) Steve Ballmer wants you to think that if a thief enters your home, it's the thief who is at fault. True, but up to what can you hold the doorlock manufacturer accountable if it was found that the lock was insufficient?

Not all that much. Have you read your Microsoft License Agreement lately, or even once for that matter? This lawsuit, unfortunately, will not open up such broader issues. These license issues are thornier ground since you have your signature on it, and Microsoft's monopoly hasn't been established. Fumes The Register:

Licence agreements have traditionally operated as a catch-all 'get out of jail' for all software companies, so the argument of this suit can be seen as quite narrow, success depending on establishing the existence of a Microsoft monopoly, rather than on exposing licence agreements as the outrage (you can tell we're disappointed, can't you?) they are. Microsoft's recent practice of stopping you fixing the software you've got if you refuse the new, even more horrid agreement could well provide some support for this suit's argument.
To its credit, the lawsuit has solicited Dana Taschner and looks like it has the early workings of a class action.
They hope to convert this case into a class-action suit too, so if your Microsoft system got hacked make sure you keep records so you have a chance at sharing in the bounty if Taschner strikes gold again. If the hack was facilitated by your getting behind on security fixes that probably won't disqualify you.
The lawsuit gets its inertia from this recent report that cites Microsoft's monopoly as a national security risk. Maybe Bill Gates should check in with Homeland Security.

Lost and Not Found

The search must be over.

There has been mixed reaction to a US-led interim report into the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq that says none have yet been found.

Hans Blix - the man who headed the United Nations weapons inspection team in Iraq before the war - says CIA official David Kay's report contained "no surprises".

The vice-president of the Senate Intelligence Committee - Jay Rockefeller, a Democrat - said America's armed forces had been put at risk, based on a threat that appeared not to have existed.


Bush is unfazed in public, but his aides know better:

In public, President Bush says that is not the issue. What should make a difference to Americans, and to the world, he says, is that Mr. Hussein is gone and Iraq is free. "One thing is for certain," Mr. Bush argued last month at a fund-raiser, using a line he repeats often these days. "Terrorist groups will not ever be able to get weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Saddam Hussein is no more."

But in private, Mr. Bush's political aides concede that it does matter, and it may matter more as the politics of running for president collide with the realities of containing the chaos in occupied Iraq.


September 29, 2003

Flip is Dead

Something this bigheaded was too lopsided to stay on its feet. Flip, the self-titled "Official Guide to World Domination" is no more after just eight issues. No one wants to advertise in Jessica Zafra's flame-tongued we-eat-libel-suits-for-breakfast soapbox of a magazine.

Those of you who haven't read it, it's not too bad. But it isn't Velvet Underground.

September 25, 2003

Kris Aquino's Life Part 2

Unless you've been under a rock the past couple of days, you would have no doubt heard about Kris Aquino's nasty breakup with lover Joey Marquez. Let me try to evaluate some of the facts and rumors that's been swirling around:

1. Kris got a STD (tulo? kuryente?) from Joey, proof she says of his incorrigible womanizing. (Hey, we all know those things travel both ways, Kris.)

2. Joey pointed a gun at Kris, even cocked the trigger. (Maybe true. According to my sources, he does carry a gun around. But he says he wouldn't do such a thing, since he's a full head taller than Kris, he would not need a gun to threaten her. Promising defense, yes.)

3. Kris squeezed Joey's balls. (Probably true, which would explain why Joey would *then* whip out his gun. It was an act of self-defense.)

4. All this concluded in a reunion of Kris and her estranged mom Cory, as Kris rushed to find a shoulder to cry on. (Boy Abunda was in Hong Kong.)

5. Korina is Mariz. (Tsismax yon, pare.)

6. Kris will get special treatment from the cops. (True. The Mayor of Paranaque's balls are not ordinarily squeezed by the daughter of a former President. Besides, she arrived with Makati Supercop himself, attack hamster Jejomar Binay.)

7. The Report-A-Mistress hotline is burning. (True. All callers are Joey's galpals. They should have a TEXT hotline too!)

8. Vandolph had something to do with it. (Although he usually does have something to do with it, this time, he really doesn't. Honest.)

9. Joey's an abusive lover. (True. So says Alma as well. Just one of those fights, he recalls.)

10. Alma is having the last laugh. (Probably true.)

UPDATE: There's a rumor that Kris had a miscarriage. Not true, says Ricky Lo (which is just about as original and as accurate as you can get with celebrity columns in the Philippines).

UPDATE 2: Joey's off the Lakas ticket (for congress!). You just don't screw the former president's daughter, give her the clap, point a gun at her, and expect to get away clean.

UPDATE 3: Of course, the CBCP had to chime in on this "landmark TV event":

Phrases heard lately over prime time television like "grabbing his balls" and "STD" are bad, very bad, and parents need to explain this to their TV-watching children.

The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) Commission on Women expressed concern yesterday that with television ratings zooming up with the jaw-dropping revelations in the Kris Aquino and Mayor Joey Marquez split, kids are exposed to terms that require parental guidance.

"When the children ask them (parents) what STD means, then they have to explain it and say that it is not something good," Rotea said.

Rotea said that it was the prerogative of the Aquino family to make a statement adding that the popular actress’ mother, former President Corazon Aquino, is a "very prudent person."

But when asked of her opinion since the public disclosures may not be the last, Rotea said she is "hoping that they can settle this without destroying each other’s reputation."


Too late for that, sista.

September 24, 2003

Kris Aquino's Life is Falling Apart

Poor Kris Aquino. First she gets dragged into the Senate (who obviously had NOTHING better to do) for something she said, then, the gun-toting womanizing boyfriend. Hey, you asked for the bad karma, girl. (Isn't that Boy Abunda behind the weeping Kris?) All this media attention warrants some words of wisdom from the more respected Aquino woman, Cory:

The media's power is frail. Without the people's support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.
I'd like to end by quoting a Bulletproof Vest reader, Joan, who in so many words does a good job of summing up things for the former First Daughter:
Kris, as in super mega favorite ka namin dito sa bahay lalo na ng father ko. Kahit nga sa school pag morning girls kasi vacant namin kaya we always watch MORNING GIRLS. I love the way you dressed, basta you're such a cutie pie! Kaya lang pag about your lovelife na ang topic as in dun kami naiinis, ni isa sa classmates ko ayaw rin nila na magkatuluyan kayo ni Joey Marquez... as in for me wala naman talaga yatang tatagal na relationship sa kanya. As in change channel na lang talaga ako pag Joey Marquez na, kahit di mo man emention ang name nya but it's so obvious naman na may affair talaga kayo. How I wish makahanap ka na talaga na guy who will marry you and we want to see you walking down the aisle... I'm sure di ka magpapatalo sa wedding gown!:-) I'm just expressing what I really feel... I don't maybe sobrang favorite lang talaga cguro kita that's why nahahurt talaga ako. Goodluck sa bagong GAME KA NA BA... sana mas marami pa kayong matulungan. God bless you always.
Nuf sed.

Chris Ware's "I Guess"

Chris Ware, cartoonist, creator of Jimmy Corrigan, and Fantagraphics heavyweight whose classic American-style comics paired with intelligent, sometimes incongruent writing, is replete with nostalgia, wit and a meticulous reverence for the art. His "I Guess" is online here. Thanks to Dublog.

September 23, 2003

Kris Says Joey is Threatening Her

Oh no!

Popular television host and actress Kris Aquino sought assistance yesterday from the leadership of the Philippine National Police (PNP) at Camp Crame, Quezon City, after she was allegedly hurt by her boyfriend Parañaque City Mayor Joey Marquez.

Kris was accompanied by her elder brother Tarlac Rep. Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III when she arrived at the headquarters of the Police Anti-Crime and Emergency Response (PACER) where Ebdane was presiding over a meeting with anticrime groups.

Aside from Noynoy, Kris was assisted by her lawyer, Raymund Fortun, when she met with Ebdane.


Btw, Fortun is also Erap's lawyer. Marquez insists he was the victim:

"Hindi ako nananakit ng babae," Marquez said in an interview over radio station DZRH.

Marquez denied having an argument with Kris, stressing that he had always loved Kris and he would never do anything to hurt her.

"Kung merong nasaktan kagabi (Monday night), ako 'yon," Marquez added.


Marquez allegedly poked a gun at Kris. Marquez daftly retorts:
Parañaque City Mayor Joey Marquez yesterday clarified his reported misunderstanding with TV figure Kris Aquino at whom he allegedly poked a gun.

Marquez said that he cannot do that as in the first place he does not carry a firearm with him and what he only brings with him is a rosary.


You want motive?
Aquino, who was at the time beside Marquez in a restaurant Monday night, reportedly got jealous when the mayor received the text message.

Any one care to venture a guess on that SMS?

September 22, 2003

H1-B Visas to be Cut Back

Bad news for our compilers, coders and debuggers back at home:

The United States is about to cut the number of employment visas it offers to highly qualified foreign workers from 195,000 to 65,000, immigration experts said on Monday.

Unless Congress acts by the end of this month -- and there is little sign it will do so -- the change will automatically take effect on Oct. 1. Employers, especially technology companies, argue the move will hurt them and the economy.

"The fact that Congress doesn't seem anxious to act reflects the political climate, with a lack of jobs for Americans," said New York immigration lawyer Cyrus Mehta.

September 21, 2003

Yasmeen (aka Ruffa Gutierrez) Breastfeeds Multi-Lingual Child

All is quiet in Turkey, apparently, where Ruffa (who now goes by her Muslim name Yasmeen -- I just love how she takes on an alias!) is nursing her month-old baby, amidst doting grandparents. Here are storybites:

"Lorin is super-takaw," added Lola Annabelle who gave Ruffa a long list of do’s and don’t’s before she left Istanbul.
Super, as in. And, Annabelle, in her unfathomable intelligence, wits out:
This early, Lola Annabelle predicts that Lorin will grow up to be a linguist.

"Ruffa speaks to her in English. Yilmaz speaks to her in Turkish. Eddie speaks to her in Spanish. And I speak to her in Bisaya."


GMA-7 vs. the KBP vs. ABS-CBN

Do you remember when the KBP sanctioned GMA-7 for Rosanna Roces' straightforwardness (say that again, forwardness) in her skimpy skirt and high heel shoes as host of her Sunday afternoon talk show? Let me refresh:

The KBP said the Roces interview in question covered several topics, including "highly suggestive questions" about Fabregas' preferred perfume and underwear, and one-night stands, and "the hardest muscle of his body that he tends to work out often."

Section A, Paragraph 9 of the code states, "Programs shall not use dialogues, actions and other similar manifestations which are obscene, blasphemous, profane, derogatory or vulgar."

Section M, Paragraph 1.a states that "coarse, vulgar jokes which may offend the sensibilities of the audience and the viewers shall be taboo. Included in the category of vulgar jokes are off-color jokes or double entendre jokes."


Vintage Rosanna Roces, indeed. Well, GMA-7 has had enough, and is volleying back with its own sexual repartee:

GMA, the country's second largest broadcasting network, withdrew its membership from the KBP last Sept. 1, citing issues concerning the organization's "thrusts and actions."
Seriously though, the real reason behind it is KBP's alleged favoritism for the number one rated network, ABS-CBN.
The KBP also gave GMA a show-cause order for its alleged overloading of commercials in the last week of June.

Overloading refers to having more than 18 minutes' worth of advertisements in one hour.

Gozon said the KBP seemed to have favored ABS-CBN when no show-cause order was given the Lopez-owned network despite its alleged overloading during its high-rating programs.

"For almost 10 years when ABS had no effective competition and when ABS was overloading its high-rating programs, the KBP did not enforce the no-overloading rule," Gozon said. "I was informed that the rule was enforced only twice in 10 years against ABS and it was even doubtful if ABS paid the fine."


Then there's the flak from complaining too much about Sky Cable, the ABS-owned cable company. Why not? They started blocking rival GMA. Sky is seen in the most number of homes in Metro Manila.
Gozon also noted KBP's intervention when GMA news anchor Mike Enriquez aired his complaints over radio against Lopez-owned cable firm SkyCable's distortion of GMA's signal on its system, and a lost videotape containing evidence that the cable firm had violated the rule on soliciting ads for cable TV.

September 20, 2003

GMA to New York Times: Mind Your Own Business

GMA's amibiguity on whether or not to run has not gone unnoticed -- by the grey old lady nonetheless. For heaven's sake, leave her alone! She doesn't know what she's doing. The Manila Times puts kinder words in GMA's mouth:

Apparently stung by a foreign editorial criticizing President Arroyo’s seemingly ambiguous stance on her potential candidacy in 2004, Malacañang on Saturday virtually told the widely read New York Times to mind its own business and not to intervene in the internal affairs of the Philippine government.

The Times editorial pointed out that the country’s progress is being hampered by excessive politicking and the rumors of destabilization, aggravated by the “constitutionally shaky” way by which President Arroyo took office in 2001.

“When she declared in December that she would not run in 2004, it was taken as a positive sign that she would free herself from political considerations and grapple instead with the country’s urgent problems. But since then she has been behaving very much like a candidate,” The Times wrote. “She should come clean about her intentions, and so should her opponents.”


She does, however, know how to throw a hissy fit:

Presidential spokesman Ignacio Bunye said it does not look good for a foreign newspaper to interfere with the country’s internal matters, especially on the presidential election in 2004.

“I think they will not also welcome if our newspapers would do the same to them,” Bunye said in a radio interview.


I kinda like how Bunye frankly equates the Times with, say, the Philippine Daily Inquirer. Say, why don't they write about Bush more often?


September 19, 2003

Banco Filipino and New Highs in Brazenness

If any of you folks have money in BF or know people who do, tell them to take their money elsewhere. Besides, why put money anywhere else other than BPI or Metrobank? Three words: Non-Performing Loans.

Here are excerpts from Victor Agustin's column today:

AT the rate he is spending the family bank's money, Banco Filipino vice chairperson Albert "Bobby" Aguirre has magnanimously expanded the meaning of private banking.

A new audit by the central bank-installed comptroller says Aguirre and his select group of bank officers spent more than 567 million pesos in the past two years on overseas travel and polo matches in the United Kingdom, Australia and Europe.

Aguirre owns polo fields and maintains "top-quality ponies" in Stedham, a West Sussex village some 50 miles outside London, and in an 8,000-acre (about 3,237.5 hectares) farm in Murrunundi, an outback north of Sydney.


Crass. Total crass. And, adds the report:

noted that the overseas spending spree, covering 2001 and 2002, was conducted amid the thrift bank's "declining liquidity and profitability."
Oh, and they're paying good dime for "consultants", all said about 23 law firms and 33 pr/marketing/management consultants. Some of the numbers are mind-numbing:
? Benny Flores (83,333 pesos a month) ? Manuel Toma Cruz (88,888 pesos a month) ? Hermogenes Concepcion, chairperson of the Government Service Insurance System (55,555 pesos a month) ? Perfecto Yasay, former chairperson of the Securities and Exchange Commission (222,222 pesos a month) ? former constabulary chief Ramon Montao (111,111 pesos a month) ? Gregorio Imperial (88,888 pesos a month) ? Jovito Hernandez (323,529 pesos a month) ? Hidelbrando Badiola (143,720 pesos a month) ? Froilan Miranda (102,222 pesos a month)
FYI, a gas boy working the nightshift makes about P200 a night, or about Php 4,000 a month. More reports of fleecing:
At one point, Banco Filipino was shelling out almost 4.9 million pesos a month to maintain its stable of consultants, including 1,169,945 pesos in monthly remuneration extended to Aguirre as a "working director and bank representative to various corporate borrowers."
September 18, 2003

All Your Friends Are Belong To Us

Got sucked into this. My addy is benito(underscore)vergara(at)622design(dot)com. As malatemail put it, let's volt in!


Morality Check My ASS

This is too f*cking weird, man. I can't tell you how WRONG this is. Okay, I will: THIS IS SO WRONG.

TAKING its cue from "nightlife checks" on government officials, the Bureau of Immigration will conduct a "morality check" on its employees, GMA Network's radio station dzBB reported Wednesday, quoting bureau officials.

The bureau will sue for grave misconduct those it would find keeping multiple wives, the officials said, according to the radio report.

Having multiple partners on the bureau's modest salaries could push employees to graft, it quoted the officials as saying.


Can't they find a better way to curb their corruption? This is embarassing!

September 15, 2003

Cardinal Sin Retires; Asks for Pardon

Just in case you missed it.

"As I enter a new chapter in my twilight years, I can say with gratitude that I have given my very best to God and country," Sin said. "I beg pardon from those I might have led astray or hurt."

The unfortunately named Cardinal Sin wielded enormous influence in this Southeast nation of 80 million people -- Asia's biggest Catholic stronghold -- to help push out two corruption-tainted Filipino presidents over the past 18 years.


He returns to his hometown, New Washington, Aklan.


News on the Working Pinoy

Oracle of business gossip Victor Agustin features a delectable survey of the average worker from 70 cities around the world. Here are highlights:

To buy a Big Mac, typical Manilans need to clock in 62 minutes of labor, while Jakartans would need to sweat it out a little longer at 67 minutes. Their counterparts in Bangkok, on the other hand, would be wolfing down the hefty burger after only 50 minutes of work.
Yes, sir. Too bad Thais don't like Big Macs as much as we do. Then again, sa Champ with Cheese na ako. And I don't think we buy Big Macs as much as we buy Chickenjoy, or 2 ulam at 1 kanin sa Jollijeep. But, what really weighed in the most was:
Not only that, income tax and social security contributions of Bangkok workers account for only 4 percent of their pay envelopes, as against 10 percent for Jakartans, 12 percent for Hong Kong residents, and 16 percent for Metro Manilans.
One, that's for those who actually *pay* their taxes. And, two, the glaringly obvious question: where the f*ck does the money go? Also disconcerting:
Metro Manila workers have the third longest working time in the region, at 2,301 hours/year (with 14 paid vacation days), more than Bangkok's (2,184 hours/year and 10 paid vacation days), and Jakarta's (2,175 hours/year and 11 paid vacation days).
It is likely that the difference is the amount of time Metro Manila folks spend stuck in traffic. There is, however, some good news:
The thrust of the Department of Tourism to make Manila a regional shopping capital seems to have been validated by the UBS findings. For men and female clothing, Manila (along with Bucharest, Sofia, Rio de Janeiro and Mumbai) ranks cheapest not only in Southeast Asia but also worldwide.

For the survey, UBS asked its worldwide researchers to compare prices for a set of male and female clothing. For females, this consists of a two-piece ensemble, jacket, skirt, tights and a pair of "fashionable shoes"; for men, a suit, blazer/jacket, shirt, jeans, socks, and a pair of shoes. The survey showed that men could be fashionably dressed for as low as 70 dollars in Manila (40 dollars for women), compared to 150 dollars in Jakarta (120 dollars for women), and 180 dollars in Bangkok (150 dollars for women).


Yipee!! And, even better:

On the entry level, it seems that Philippine factory owners pay and treat female workers better than their regional counterparts. Average annual salary for Filipina factory hands hovers at 1,600 dollars for 44 hours per week, against 1,000 dollars/47 hours in Jakarta, and 1,500 dollars/48 hours in Bangkok.
Yup, we treat our women right. We've had two for President so far.


September 12, 2003

Linkage; September 12

Jack Tripper is no more. Christian Bale is the next Bruce Wayne. A guy goes bananas and sues a UP prof for libel (I didn't know you can be friggin arrested for libel!) There was streaking at my old boss' party. The SPCA won't be visiting Cambodia. Giornale Nuovo (a new favorite blog) has coffeemakers that make our Proctor-Silex look even more like cr*p. It was this prick's birthday yesterday. And, I found myself a new coathanger.

September 11, 2003

Blogger Pro For Free

For those of you using Blogger, here's a treat.

Google-owned Web log-creation site Blogger is eliminating its paid version and folding premium functions into its free service, bucking a trend toward making people pay for Web site extras.

The creation of Blogger Pro, which cost subscribers a yearly fee of $35, came about as a result of financial necessity, Blogger co-founder Evan Williams wrote in an e-mail to subscribers. Now that Google owns the service, that need has passed.

"Pro subscribers helped keep us going as a struggling start-up, when servers and bandwidth were at an extreme premium," Williams wrote. "We wanted to keep basic Blogger free, but we needed to start charging in order to keep the lights on…Today, as you may know, Blogger's situation is much different. For one thing, we're part of Google. Google has lots of computers and bandwidth. And Google believes blogs are important and good for the Web."


And there are neat features packed in. No more excuses not to blog!

September 10, 2003

US$85 Million Settlement for Priest Molestations

I'm sick of these bastards preying on kids. 85m just doesn't cut it. I have to admit that I did not feel sorry that John Geoghan died the way he did. He deserved it. Sicko sonofa.

He tied Geoghan's hands behind his back with a T-shirt, then used the stretched-out socks, a pillow case and one of Geoghan's shoes to strangle him, Conte said. Druce did not use a razor he had with him, but may have intended to castrate the former priest, Conte said.
Ohhh, I'm just seething with wretched thoughts...
September 09, 2003

RIAA Sues En Masse

They're suing people who apparently are swapping a "substantial" amount of files, meaning around 1000-plus files of music. They do have an amnesty program, where you're asked not to stop using P2P but instead to stop sharing music files -- making perfect sense.

Now, let me see... all told I don't really share lots of files. I do have lots of mp3s, but I'm not sharing. So I guess they'll get to me in the later rounds, if they do at all.

"Nobody likes playing the heavy and having to resort to litigation," RIAA president Cary Sherman said in a statement. "But when your product is being regularly stolen, there comes a time when you have to take appropriate action."

The group, which represents the top music conglomerates, including BMG, EMI, Sony, Warner and Universal, blames a devastating 14 percent drop in album sales from 1999 to 2002 largely on pirated music.

"We simply cannot allow online piracy to continue destroying the livelihoods of artists, musicians, songwriters, retailers and everyone in the music industry," Sherman said.


Yeah, one less Hummer in the garage.

August 30, 2003

Bold Star Gumamelas

I heard this story over lunch today. Apparently, the Institute of Plant Breeding in Los Banos (my home town) has been breeding (what else?) hibiscus plants, more commonly known as gumamela. Somewhere in this page (way below) are some of their exploits in detail. Hibiscus is a popular ornamental plant, known for its beautiful blooms.

Lately though, they've been having a problem selling the new breeds. What cracked me up was how they solved this problem by naming the new breeds after Filipino actresses -- the kind that come out in racy movies. Bold stars eka nga. The upcoming breeds including a Maui Taylor, Aubrey Miles, Angelica Jones and a Jen Rosendahl.

Teka, kala ko ba mga Filipina?

August 25, 2003

The Pepperidge Farm Cookie

So, over at Franklin Mills, there's an outlet store for Pepperidge Farm goodies. Whenever we're there, we spend close to, say, 14 bucks on cookies. Fourteen will get you quite a bit when a single bag will put you back by about a buck. Remember: outlet store.

Of course, everyone loves Goldfish. You can even teach math with it. But my favorite are the Mint Milanos, here enshrined.

None of it is healthy, I presume. They're cookies after all. So, the nice people at PF decided to make Natural Whole Grain bread. Curiously, none of these items are found in the outlet store.

But what interests me most is how the cookies get their fancy names. Sausalito, Santa Cruz, Nantucket -- of course, they are places in both coasts, but why those names? The ingredients don't seem to match the variety. Here, thanks to Snarkhunting, is an explanation. Branding, obviously, has a lot to do with it.

August 24, 2003

Weekend Linkage

Surfed a bit from my in-laws' house. They only have dial-up for now, so I gleamed what I could:

1. John Geoghan meets his karma. Interestingly enough, we just picked up that book on priestly abuse.
2. Which leads me nicely to this: There's a huge sale at National Bookstore.
3. The Italian Job remake is not as good as the original. And, despite having Jason Statham, Mark Wahlberg and Edward Norton in the cast, only two punches were thrown in the entire movie. One even came from Charlize Theron.
4. Asia, Starship, Vanilla Ice and Latoya Jackson (and, sniff! Paul Oakenfold) make it to Blender's Top 50 Worst Musical Acts of All Time. They never heard of Jolina Magdangal, of course.
5. And, when you're baking guns, don't leave them in there too long.

August 20, 2003

Dual Citizenship

Philippine Senate finally says you can be both. Scholars of transnationalism be advised.

THE Senate on Tuesday ratified the consolidated version of the dual citizenship bill, otherwise known as the Citizenship Retention and Reacquisition Act of 2003, and is up for floor deliberations.

Senate President Franklin Drilon said if signed into law, the bill would benefit millions of former Filipino citizens who had migrated to their host countries.

“The passage of this bill is an affirmation that the Filipino people embrace our Filipino brothers abroad and that we highly appreciate their continued contribution in keeping our economy afloat,” Drilon said.

The bill provides that natural-born citizens of the Philippines who have acquired citizenship in their host countries can retain their nationality but they have to take first their oath of allegiance to the Republic of the Philippines.

August 14, 2003

What's in a (Biotechnology Firm's) Name?

So, while I continue on this vein of advertising and design, I'm posting a link to Taxonomy of Biotech and Pharmaceutical Names by Level of Engagement. Someone should do this for detergent soap names here in the Philippines


Top Advertising Slogan Hall of Fame

Having worked briefly as a copywriter, crafting advertising slogans, though waning in relevance, is the single most compressed practice of wit, cleverness and marketing acumen: say everything you need to say in the fewest words possible. Sometimes, as in the case of some of my clients, not having a slogan produces the best results.

I have a longstanding admiration for Avis' "We try harder." Sure enough, it's come out as one of the top slogans in this Hall of Fame (of sorts). My new favorite: "Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach."

August 12, 2003

Manila Burns!!

Something that happened back in 2001: Atienza sends porn and gambling to hell, sets himself on fire in the process. Anyone have pics of this?

A city mayor and four bystanders caught fire during a public burning ceremony of porn and gambling machines in the Philippines

Lito Atienza, the mayor of Manila, was engulfed in flames quickly put out by aides after setting fire to the stack.

Too much petrol had been poured on the huge pile of goods seized by police during raids. It was a publicity stunt to highlight a crackdown on crime.

Two press photographers and two others also caught fire and had to be rushed to hospital suffering from second- and third-degree burns.

Video gambling machines, porn magazines and compact discs were burned during the ceremony attended by the mayor, city police chiefs and press.


How Not To Get Sued by The RIAA for Filesharing

Swiped from I forgot where: How Not To Get Sued

Make sure there are no potentially infringing files in your shared folder. This would ordinarily mean that your shared folder contains only files 1) that are in the public domain, 2) for which you have permission to share, or 3) that are made available under pro-sharing licenses, such as the Creative Commons license or other open media licenses, and
Remove all potentially misleading file names that might be confused with the name of an RIAA artist or song (e.g., "Usher" or "Madonna") from your shared folder.

Disable the "sharing" or "uploading" features on your P2P application that allow other users on the network to get copies of files from your computer or scan any of your music directories. We hate this option, but it does appear that it will reduce your chances of becoming an RIAA target right now.

More stuff. Just follow the link.

August 06, 2003

I'm Raanning for Prezident

Arnie will.

"I will pump up Sacramento," the former bodybuilder and "Terminator 3" star said on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I decided that California is in a disastrous situation right now," he said.

August 05, 2003

New Google Search Feature ~Cool

From Google Spokesperson, Nate Tyler:

Today, Google introduced a new advanced search feature that enables users to search not only for a particular keyword, but also for its synonyms. This is accomplished by placing a ~ character directly in front of the keyword in the search box.

For example, to search for browser help as well as browser guides and tutorials users can search for "browser ~help". The "~" character was chosen because it's shorthand for approximate and a good way for users to express their wish to expand searches to include synonyms. More information about this feature is available.

This enhancement shows that Google continuies to develop new resources that enable users to refine their searches to find the information they need. I hope you find the ~ operator useful - please take a look and let me know if you have any questions.


Linux Nears Windows XP Usability

Via Slashdot: Linux, once viewed as an operating system that only computer geeks could appreciate, is today a much more user-friendly software that companies, public administrations and consumers can master almost as easily as Microsoft Corp.'s Windows XP.

The study findings suggest that it's almost as easy to perform most major office tasks using Linux as it is using Windows, which has a long history in the consumer market.

Linux users, for example, needed 44.5 minutes to perform a set of tasks, compared with 41.2 minutes required by the XP users. Furthermore, 80% of the Linux users believed that they needed only one week to become as competent with the new system as with their existing one, compared with 85% of the XP users.

But when it comes to the design of the desktop interface and programs, Windows XP still has a strong edge: 83% of the Linux users said they liked the design of the desktop and the programs, compared with 100% of the Windows XP users.

Cool. I wonder when they will redesign OSX.


David Hawke, Spammer and Kosher Nazi

Silver Rights, which I fully enjoy reading, takes us through, albeit carefully, the life and times of David Hawke.

July 29, 2003

Bye, M Leavng U :)

Divorce by text.

Getting a quickie divorce has taken on a whole new meaning in Malaysia after it was decided that a man can divorce his wife with a text message. The government's adviser on religious affairs, the man who counsels Malaysia's Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, said as long as the message was clear and unambiguous it was valid under Islamic Sharia law.

"SMS is just another form of writing," Dr Abdul Hamid Othman was quoted by the New Straits Times daily newspaper as saying.

The decision follows a Malaysian court's ruling on Thursday in favour of a man who served divorce on his wife via a text message.

Sharia judge Mohamad Fauzi Ismail declared that the divorce declaration was valid and that as such the marriage between the plaintiff Azida Fazlina Abdul Latif and defendant Shamsudin Latif was annulled, the Utusan Malaysia newspaper reported.

July 12, 2003

Bush Strongarmed Tenet to Take Responsibility

Saying that Bush was not "going to be doing any apologizing", Rice told Tenet "Remember, you got a copy of that speech. You didn't tell us to take that out."

Hours later, Tenet released a statement:

First, C.I.A. approved the president's State of the Union address before it was delivered. Second, I am responsible for the approval process in my agency. And third, the president had every reason to believe that the text presented to him was sound. These 16 words should never have been included in the text written for the president."

Maybe Tenet should have worn one of these shirts instead.

July 11, 2003

Why I Don't Eat At Mickey D's Anymore

Can you please pass the ketchup?

July 09, 2003

CBCP to Stop Taking Contributions from Shady Characters

Mwahahaha!! This means they knowingly used to?

Catholic bishops appealed yesterday to the government and public to contribute to the country’s “housecleaning” as they announced that they will no longer accept contributions from people who have the reputation of being corrupt.

A statement released by the Catholic Bishops' Conference of the Philippines (CBCP), headed by Orlando Quevedo, said the bishops are appealing to the Filipino people since they have observed that Filipinos have a high tolerance for corruption. This may be the reason why perhaps, it becomes very difficult to totally eradicate corruption in the country, the CBCP said.

"Corruption has weakened the resolve of many to work for change as they are gradually being conditioned to accept and tolerate systematic and institutional corruption as being part of the nature of things, and no longer as a matter of individual wrongdoing by those in power."

The bishops said they are determined to do their own housecleaning and they are resolved not to "accept contributions from those known to be corrupt nor honor them in a special way lest we convey the message that we condone their activities."


Couple Beheaded Because They Were Mangkukulams

In the WTF? department:

BACOLOD - An elderly couple were beheaded by neighbors who accused the victims of being witches, police said Wednesday. Police in the remote town of Cauayan on Negros island detained three men including the victims' son-in-law, who was implicated by the two other suspects in the grisly July 4 killings. Generoso Casupong, 65, and his 64 year-old wife Isabelita were both decapitated inside their home by two men armed with a large curved knive used to harvest coconut fruit, said Cauayan police investigator Alvin Cuenca. Detained suspect Eugenio Tanguar blames the couple for the death of his daughter from unspecified illness last year.

July 08, 2003

Britney Looking for Loooove

Admitting she's NOT a virgin (she lost it to Justin), Britney says she's looking for a new squeeze.

June 08, 2003

Palm to Purchase Handspring; Double-Fisted Handjob

Troubled handheld computer industry unite! By the way, I own a Handspring and hardly ever used it except for playing Bejeweled.

June 07, 2003

How to Be A Teenage Girl Online

The FBI is recruiting teenage girls (some honor students) to help catch pedophiles on the Internet.


Is Lying About the Reason for War an Impeachable Offense?

This article is doing the rounds.

(FindLaw) -- President George W. Bush has got a very serious problem. Before asking Congress for a joint resolution authorizing the use of U.S. military forces in Iraq, he made a number of unequivocal statements about the reason the United States needed to pursue the most radical actions any nation can undertake -- acts of war against another nation.

Now it is clear that many of his statements appear to be false. In the past, Bush's White House has been very good at sweeping ugly issues like this under the carpet, and out of sight. But it is not clear that they will be able to make the question of what happened to Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) go away -- unless, perhaps, they start another war.

That seems unlikely. Until the questions surrounding the Iraqi war are answered, Congress and the public may strongly resist more of President Bush's warmaking.

Presidential statements, particularly on matters of national security, are held to an expectation of the highest standard of truthfulness. A president cannot stretch, twist or distort facts and get away with it. President Lyndon Johnson's distortions of the truth about Vietnam forced him to stand down from reelection. President Richard Nixon's false statements about Watergate forced his resignation.

June 03, 2003

Drug Tests for High School, College Students

Sure, drugs are bad. But what will they do to the kids who test positive? Are there any privacy issues (for juvies) on hand here?

June 01, 2003

Munich Chooses Linux Over Windows; One of the Largest Migration to Linux Ever

It was SuSE together with IBM. Yes, IBM. And the funny thing was that Microsoft's bid was CHEAPER.

May 31, 2003

Search for WMD Intensifies; Keep Looking Boys

Well, you can't find what isn't there.

Thailand Bans Smoking in Schools; Maybe Manila Should Consider

Thailand has banned teachers, staff, and parents from smoking in or around the nation's 2000 schools as part of a tough anti-smoking campaign.

Parents will no longer be able to sneak a quick puff while waiting to pick up their children at school and teachers will no longer be able to light up between classes. Violators will be fined a hefty $46 (2,000 baht), which is about one and a half week's salary for the average wage earner.

A spokeswoman for the Public Health Ministry, Nitaya Mahaphol, said the anti-smoking campaign is targeting schools in order to stop children from starting smoking in the first place. "Teachers are closest and they are very influential in trying to be a sort of role model for the children," she said.

This sounds like it might work, and is worth watching over the long run as a model for getting people to quit.

May 28, 2003

Pasig Crass Drug Dealers Busted for X

The press are calling them "Corinthian Boys" -- 20- to 30- something males still living with their parents driving their riceboy Hondas -- and now they've been busted as an X pipeline for "popular nightclubs" here in Metro Manila.

Arrested for possession of Ecstasy tablets with a street value of P708,000 were Jerome Magno, 32, Paulo de Asis, 25, Robert Amado Ruiz, 28, and Ronald Vasquez, 25, all of Corinthian Gardens in Quezon City.


China, Japan and Korea Running Out of IP Addresses

ZDNet is reporting that China, Korea and Japan are fast running out of IP addresses. Governments and academics from the three countries are teaming up, putting aside troubled histories to avert a common disaster.

Asia's plight is especially dire because the region was assigned fewer addresses under the current IPv4 (version 4) scheme, drawn up over 20 years ago.

Renee Gamble, a program manager with market research firm IDC and specializing in IP and broadband issues, cited a few stark numbers.

With IPv4, China has only 22 million IP addresses for its population of 1.3 billion people. Last year, it had about 17 million Internet subscribers, and the figure will hit 62.5 million in 2007. Japan and Korea will also run out of addresses soon, she said.

What's worse, this doesn't include the coming wave of 3G phones and smart, data-enabled home devices, which will all need an address.

The U.S. and Europe are sitting pretty for now, because these regions grabbed most IP addresses. The Americans, for example, own 70 percent of all addresses, she said.

Authorities in North Asia are counting on a new addressing scheme called IPv6 to save the day, and it may be Asia that will lead the world in adopting it, she said.

May 27, 2003

Kazaa Most Downloaded Program

The thing with downloading pirated mp3s is that it's so easy and it doesn't feel all like stealing, maybe because everyone's doing it and you can't hold that nicked mp3 in your hand. At least, that's how I feel about it.

May 21, 2003

Appellate Court Upholds Decision on Cop Shooting Paraplegic; Finds No Excessive Force

NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- A former Shreveport police officer did not use excessive force when he fatally shot a paraplegic black man in 1998, a federal appeals court has ruled.

Monday's ruling by the 5th U.S.Circuit Court of Appeals may not be the final say in the case though. The case could be headed for the U.S. Supreme Court within a month, said Hersey Jones Jr., attorney for plaintiff Marion Harris. Her son, Cedric Harris, 27, was killed July 24, 1998, by then-city patrol officer Justin Olds.

Olds told jurors he stopped Cedric Harris for blocking the road in his wheelchair and that in a subsequent pat-down search he detected a gun. Olds testified he was forced to shoot Harris in a struggle over the gun.

Jones produced two witnesses that claimed they did not see Harris resist.

This one could go to the Supreme Court.

May 20, 2003

BIR Examiners are Filthy Rich

Lucien Sayuno, Makati regional director of the BIR lives in this house in posh Ayala Alabang Village. Parked in his garage are a Ford Expedition, a Toyota Land Cruiser, and a brand new BMW. [PCIJ Photo]

Tess Bacalla of the PCIJ does a lifestyle check of 25 officials of the BIR and finds that some live in tony Ayala Alabang on a P300,000 annual salary and drives Ford Expeditions, Land Cruisers and BMWs to work.

More critically, they could not explain how they acquired these assets, among them large shares of local business.

The article, filled with peso amounts and controversies, also has a list of luxury cars these examiners drive and pictures of the examiners' various vacation homes.

May 19, 2003

Tank, Operator, is Pissed Off

Apparently, the dude who played Tank in the first Matrix movie, is suing for not being part of the Matrix sequels despite being told he would be. He also claims that the filmakers started floating around rumors that he was a terrorist.

May 18, 2003

Name Check: The Inevitable Confusion Between Me and My Brother, The Wily Filipino

It's interesting how I had just blogged about this that someone has made a (albeit honest) mistake on my identity. Nope, sorry, I'm not The Wily Filipino, whose writing acumen far exceeds mine. I am yet another Benito Vergara staking his claim in cyberspace.

My apologies to The Wily Filipino for any inappropriate commentary that comes his way. He certainly deserves far more enlightened discourse than those that occur here.


GMO, the Vatican's "yes" and Jayson Blair-ish Columns

I've been blogging a bit about the GMO debate going on here in the Philippines. And, today Dean Jorge Bocobo had an article in the PDI about the matter.

This is my reply to that article.

While I admire his efforts to edify his readers on GMOs, on the sole matter of stating that the Vatican and Pope John Paul II has blessed GMO's with a "prudent YES!" I am not entirely sure that Mr. Bocobo has done his (necessary) research.

It's ironic that he would say in fact that "Religious folks, (running or not) who think GMOs are the new thalidomide, should do penance for mental sloth by reading 2,000 times" the document that purports the Vatican to have "blessed" GMOs, where, it seems that he didn't bother reading it himself. I certainly feel that had he done so, he would have come to the same conclusions as I do below.

First, let's start by understanding the context in which GMO's were looked at by the Vatican in the first place. These documents are amassed in the proceedings of a working group. All the documents from this group, composed of scientists from various disciplines, can be found in the vatican website here. (Scroll down a bit and look for 099).

Knowing the context of these papers is key to understanding exactly where the Vatican stands on GMOs: although within the proceedings there exists a working paper on GMO (which I will get to shortly) nowhere, really, does the Pope express implicit agreement that GMOs are all right. And, certainly, nowhere does the Vatican "bless" Bt Corn "with a prudent YES!"

In fact, thoughout the entire proceedings of this 1999 Working Group of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, the Pope pretty much just dwells on the humanism and responsibility needed in science. Nothing specific is mentioned in his Address, which is here.

Now, in Part 5 of the proceedings, there appears a Study-Document that deals with GMOs. This Study-Document (I don't need to emphasize the working status of this "Study-Document") deals with the role of GMOs in feeding a growing world population. Therein, it states under the heading "The Potential for Genetically Modified Food Plants" that GMOs "can play an important role in improving nutrition and agricultural products, especially in the developing world."

The Study-Document states its reservations in the application of GMO and recommends conditions for its use, among them, issues with research methods and government role in ensuring the validity of GMOs. The Study-Document goes on to tackle issues at large with GMOs quite succinctly, and, in closing, states that GMOs "constitute an important part of human innovation and they clearly offer substantial benefits for the improvement of the human condition worldwide" but tempers this statement by saying that there indeed exists a "moral challenge for scientists and governments throughout the world."

I don't see any statements within the 500+ page document that even comes close to a "YES", and nowhere does the Pope himself deal with the matter of GMOs. These are scientists of the Pontifical Academy offering recommendations within the confines of their academy, not the Pope (nor the Vatican per se) issuing an Encyclical, much less a blessing on Bt Corn.

As I try to explain to myself Bocobo's article, I found an article citing a statement from a certain Bishop Elio Sgreccia, who is Vice President of the Pontifical Academy. In it, Sgreccia says that "We give [GMO] a prudent ‘yes,’" he said. "We cannot agree with the position of some groups that say it is against the will of God to meddle with the genetic make-up of plants and animals."

That, in all probability, may be the source of the "yes", and certainly not the proceedings of the work group.

Other sites on the internet carried this article, and I actually cannot, to my dismay, find the actual press release from the Vatican. The truth is, the sites that carried this article are all pro-GMO. Not that I am against GMOs, but, my objective here is to clarify the matter of attributing the "prudent yes" to the Vatican and the Pope.

Hey, the last person you want to misquote is the Pope. Thanks, Dean Jorge Bocobo, for making me doubt. Now, I am enlightened.


May 12, 2003

The Phillippines, Impoverished? Let's Buy SUVs!!!

So, just like last year, automotive sales in the Philippines are still edging up. In fact, they're up pretty big mostly due to a 43% increase (month-on-month 02-03) in sales of vans, pickups and SUVs.

Cars are down about 15%. I guess it's because the roads are so bad in the Philippines, people want bigger cars to drive around.

Of course, these are Central Bank figures. These do not include the 20,000 Starex units smuggled into the country every quarter.


Burger King May Close in RP

So, despite Ayala's deeeeep pockets backing it up, Burger King can't beat Jollibee.

May 10, 2003

Crap and Surf

The MSN Iloo lets you surf while you take a dump. It's set for release this summer, in time for the Lolapaloozas.


Empire Lite Redux on NYT

The New York Times has an article on American Imperialism, and in a shot essay, putting into context the Spanish-American, Teddy Roosevelt, the modern-day power of the American War Machine, and asks this: The real debate, then, is not whether to have an empire, but what kind. Should America pursue a go-it-alone strategy as it did in 1910, when the United States exerted its power largely at the point of the bayonet and ignored the views of others? Or should it be the empire of 1950, when Washington embedded American power in multilateral institutions that reflected American interests but also constrained its freedom of action?

The article concludes: As the Iraq war underscored, the United States' great power enables it to act alone and still achieve many of its goals swiftly and effectively. But over time such a unilateral exercise of power will breed more and more resentment abroad to the point that other states may decide to work together to obstruct the chosen American course. Then, the United States could stand alone, a great power frustrated in the pursuit of its most important goals.

May 09, 2003

Woman, 102, is Email Addict

She's given up mahjongg and checks email six times a day. I wonder where I'll be when I turn 102.


Some Arousing News: P500M worth of Viagra sold in RP in 5 years

Proof that we are repressed (that we are secretly large consumers of viagra), and that there's nothing dysfunctional about dealing with your sexuality, especially if it's among married couples.

Let me do some quick math here: 16 million in Metro Manila. Half that, that's 8 million men (conservatively). Take out the 10% or so who can afford Viagra, that leaves us with 800,000 potential male patients. Say that 30% have erectile dysfunction, that's about 240,000. How many of those seek medical attention? Say, another 30%. Which means that around 72,000 men were probably responsible for half a billion pesos of Viagra sales over the last 5 years. Is that good, or really good?

Someone told me that half of all married Filipino men have never had oral sex. That was back in 1995.

Is there a Kinsey Report on sexual behavior in the Philippines?


Use of Force in Detaining SARS Suspects Allowed

Am getting paranoid about this whole SARS thing, more that I will get roughed up, than I will actually get the disease. Sure, SARS kills, but do they use force in detaining people with Hepatitis or AIDS?


Google to Make Search Tools for Weblogs

This is good news for, er, Blogger users. Now, tell me again why I switched from Blogger to MT? Oh, yeah, right, 'cause they're always down, right.


Bush, Blair Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

You gotta be f*cking kidding.

May 08, 2003

University of the Philippines President Nemenzo Advocates Linux

Via Eric Pareja: Oh, hey, cool. Nice to see open so-source getting more attention. It's his way of promoting "acceptable use" read: no piracy on campus.


In the U.S., Doctors are Third-Leading Cause of Deaths a Year

That's 250,000 deaths a year. Yes, we all know about medical malpractice suits, but this is pretty serious.

I wonder what the rates are elsewhere.


Elephant Goes Amok in Araneta

An elephant runs wild in Araneta Center, causing traffic and loads of fun! According to this article, hundreds of residents, many of them children seeing a live elephant for the first time, cheered the impromptu show. "We don't have money to watch the elephants, but now we can watch all we want. Thank you," said Lourdes Cruz. Five hours later, the elephant was still standing despite the tranquilizer shots. Traffic was rerouted around it.

May 07, 2003

Gracia Burnham Says Troops Were Wheeling and Dealing with Abu

Rumor had it that this was true, but with Burnham claiming it for real in her book, this is a damning disgrace.

May 06, 2003

Philippines Now Has 911 Emergency Counterpart

My friend and I were just talking about this: Holy crap! The house is on fire! Dial 845-9977 local 322!!!

So, it used to be that you'd have several emergency numbers stuck to your refrigerator door. Now, there's just one: introducing 117, touted to be far more sophisticated than 911. Wait until the operators start taking in personal calls.


Lakers Lose!

Nothing gives me more pleasure than watching the Lakers lose.

Bio-Movie of Chavit Singson to Film Soon; Cesar Montano to Play Cheating, Gambling Lord, Alleged Murderer, Womanizer

I just don't get how Filipinos can get off one man's lifetime of philandering and fleecing of his constituents who came out straight for one moment to rat on his best friend?

Good news is Dina Bonnevie is back in business.

Singson on accusations of ordering his provincial auditor whacked: "If the alleged anomalies were true, why will I kill the auditor?...I should fix him with money."

He's that kinda guy.


Banco Filipino Bank Run

Stockholders of Banco Filipino Savings Bank recently charged its board of directors with wholesale cannibalization of the bank's cash resources Banco Filipino had released P2.4 billion to nine shell companies linked to the businessman Albert C. Aguirre, the bank's chairman, under allegedly irregular circumstances, thus putting the bank, its depositors and stockholders, and the entire banking system in jeopardy," the stockholders said.

Take your money out, if you haven't already.

May 02, 2003

William Gibson on Blogging

This via Slashdot, William Gibson talks about bloggin'.

Is there an art to blogging? I think there is and I don't think I've necessarily mastered it yet! I have got that feeling of when you're working in a new form and you start to feel the edges of it and it's really intuitive. However, if I'm ever going to write another book, I'm going to have to quit doing my blog as I have a hunch it interferes with the ecology of being a novelist.


How Many Suckers are Born A Minute?

Sadly, four Pinoys are born every minute now, further deepening the population problems in the Philippines.

Growing up in the province then moving to Metro Manila to work has made me very much aware of how urban congestion gravely affects the lives of Filipinos. The contrast of people's lifestyles -- when half a day is lost because of traffic -- is very evident.

I used to travel from home (Los Banos) and work (the distance of 45 miles), and it would take me 4 hours on average every trip. There was one time when I was in a bus for 7 hours -- yes, seven hours. Three ladies had to pee in a hole on the bus' floor. This experience pretty much made me want to get my own place, and, eventually I did.

A colleague of my father worked for the government for 8 years and through all of his time there, he was commuting back and forth from Los Banos. By his computation, he had spent 20% of his waking hours inside a car, driving to work.

But these are small complaints compared to the bigger, much bleaker picture. When the Catholic church starts changing its stand on birth control and contraception, maybe we can turn the tide.

April 30, 2003

Handing Out SARS in NYC

Filipino Daniel Rivera is the lone Naked Cowboy handing out SARS leaflets along Canal St. in Chinatown. The NYPost is running a short piece.


NYTimes Write-up on Fraport AG and the NAIA2 Scam

The New York Times has a piece on how German company Fraport came to the Philippines with high hopes and left with a U$318 million charge that wiped out its profits for 2002. The greatest tragedy is how the country is left with a half-finished airport.

As cautionary tales go, Fraport's misadventure in Manila has all the elements: a confident, well-financed Western investor; a little-known local partner with political connections; and a revolving-door regime, with officials who thought little of meddling with, or even annulling, a contract.

Fraport is still trying to recoup its investment. It has filed an arbitration claim against the Philippine government with the World Bank. The Supreme Court in Manila is reviewing the government's decision to cancel the 1999 contract with Fraport to build and operate the terminal.


Meralco is on the Ropes

The SC has rejected Meralco's appeal and is now forcing them to pay their US$547 million refund to the public. Wheeee!! I can't wait to see my money. And, the company's in the red.

I hope this does not mean power shortages. What it means, though, are clerks at the payment desks with sticks up their asses.

April 29, 2003

Sell VCDs AND DIE!!!

Resistance, particularly to an angry drunken cop, is futile.


Blackberrys to Come to Philippines

According to a thin press release, Blackberrys will be rolled out by Smart soon.


Sell Herbalife AND DIE!!!

Someday, pyramid schemes will kill you in the Philippines.

UPDATE: This article looks at Ponzi in the Philippines a little closer.

April 28, 2003

ROSARIO!!!

ROSARIO!!! YOU USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!
Sorry, busy doing a Winona

Will & Grace maid is caught with her fingers in the cookie jar.

No different from the folks below.


Shame on You Citibank!

The Independent reports:

Wall Street accepted harsh and humiliating punishment for sins of greed and fraud last night as federal regulators unveiled the final details of a sweeping $1.4bn (880m) settlement with 10 leading brokerage houses and announced life-time bans from the industry on two star analysts of the late-Nineties hi-tech boom.

The landmark settlement involved the largest financial penalty ever collectively levied against financial institutions in the United States. The greatest fines, of $200m each, were imposed on Citigroup's Salomon Smith Barney, Credit Suisse's CSFB and Merrill Lynch.

The débâcle, which has turned into one of the darkest periods in the history of Wall Street, centred on revelations that research departments were regularly biased in their assessment of stocks. Specifically, analysts were found guilty of exaggerating the virtue of stocks in the hope of winning new investment banking for their firms. The banks thus regularly skewed research to benefit their bottom line while misleading small investors.

Add these names to the watchlist:

The other banks involved in the settlement were including Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, UBS, JP Morgan Chase and US Bancorp's Piper Jaffray.


Drink Tea, Will Travel

Been thinking a lot about how to prepare myself for my flight to Manila next month. I've been taking my vitamins religiously, and am drinking loads of orange juice to boost my immune system. I have my hand sanitizers and my rubbing alcohol to go.

Drinking tea was the last thing on my mind.


Explaining Why Asians Are Better at Linux

On the flight to Philadelphia, I sat next to a server specialist from Sykes. He mentioned that his company has known for quite a while that Asians, particularly those from the Philippines and China, are very adept in handling Unix and Linux-based applications. The reason being is that both are open source (to certain degrees).

Of course, I missed this point, since I worked in Manila, and have very little understanding of the skills of IT workers elsewhere. It's the economy, stupid.

Hence, the aching gap between rich and poor has ensured that the next generation of systems administrators will continue to be muddled about which system is best. Linux, Oracle or Mac OS Server. Hmmmm. No, I'm not missing anything. Nah.

Hey, expensive doesn't always mean better. Take for instance, the Honda Civic.

Here is the article that prompted this blog.

April 24, 2003

Anthony Leaves Syracuse

Oh, crap.

April 23, 2003

622Design Revamped

I've just put-up Version 1.0 of 622Design. Hope you all like it. Meanwhile, am working on Version 1.1 :-D

April 22, 2003

Just Like Lito Lapid, Joey Marquez Proves He Is Outstanding in Government Office

Joey Marquez, who, according to my fiance (who interviewed him for her undergraduate thesis), prides himself as not having finished high school (and therefore, can relate better with his constituents), is fighting a case that prohibits elected officials from engaging in other business while in office. The case is primarily directed at actors who continue to work as actors despite having a government office.

Marquez says:

his "very splendid career" as mayor is due to his performance as a local executive and not to his popularity as an actor. He said his performance "must have been outstanding and certainly one that is highly commendable," because he was voted mayor three consecutive times. To say that he was elected because he is popular "would be considered an insult or attack on the wisdom and integrity of (my) constituents," Marquez added.

He said many artists also ran for elective posts but lost.

Oh, please. Isn't there a law that prohibits oneself from saying something self-incriminating?

He continues that this right to work as an actor:

may not be taken away or impaired unless there is a paramount and compelling public interest.

Of course, this flies at the face of the Local Government Code of 1991 which states all local government executives "are prohibited from practicing their profession or engaging in any occupation other than the exercise of their functions as local chief executives."

See Lito Lapid's defense here. I find it un-f*cking-believable that these people can say that they were elected and re-elected solely based on their performance, and not their popularity (no doubt gained from their acting).


New Hulk Trailer

Pretty darn cool.

April 17, 2003

The boar expended considerable criminal energy in committing this act

A wild boar creates a rude awakening.

Eyewitnesses told police the boar crashed through the glass door of the apartment building at high speed in Espelkamp before ramming open the couple's front door and leaving a trail of its blood in the unscheduled tour of their ground-floor apartment.

AT HIGH SPEED!! Wow!

April 16, 2003

Ali is Getting Better

The picture of the boy I had here, who lost his arms and suffered severe burns (around 35%) because of Bush's bombs, has been moved to a Kuwait facility that, according to the BBC is just as good, if not better, than those in many Western countries.

He has been operated on and is apparently recovering all right. Good thing someone's helping him out.

April 15, 2003

Seven Boys Drown in Laguna Lake

Terrible news. I used to live in Los Banos and I have been to that exact place (several times) where these boys drowned. I have stood on that basketball court and looked over to see the lake. The waters were always calm, if I may say so.

Frankly, I can't see how seven kids, possibly all of them good swimmers, good have drowned there. How can a lake have a strong current? Anyone?

UPDATE: My cousin who still lives there believes that there were two who jumped in and got caught in quicksand underwater. The other boys jumped in to help and they got caught in it also. Shit happens.


Talking, Laughing, in Elevators Banned

Of course, the article misses the whole infuriating point of abridging freedom of speech. Spitting on the pavement is also a no-no (I'm good with that). But the whole point is, and what the NAIA management is concerned about, is the spread of SARS.

How quickly we trade in our freedoms. But, I'm sure people won't mind.


ABS-CBN Income Disclosure Highlights

Some interesting facts from ABS's recent management discussion and analysis of its financials 01-02:

1. Revenues for distribution for outside the Philippines grew 36% and accounted for a whopping 68% of total net sales and services. FYI, 72% of subscribers to their cable programs are in North America.

2. Sales from publishing Metro, Guide and other magazines grew 32%

3. The decline in niche advertising revenues, according to the report, has caused Studio 23 to register declining revenues.

4. Very interesting: Other broadcasting-related revenues amounted to Php395 million, reflecting an eight-fold increase from Php51 million in 2001. Other broadcasting-related revenues are primarily revenues from short messaging system (SMS) or text-based revenues pioneered by ABS-CBN Interactive. Bulk of text-based revenues in 2002 was attributable to the Company’s highly rated game show Game KNB?. The downside: Other program expenses grew 27% to Php671 million primarily due to prizes paid out for the Company’s noontime variety show MTB and top rated game show Game KNB?. Hey, give and take.

5. Hours of original programming is up, hence talent fees are up too. The latter accounts for 38% of total production costs.

6. Several divisions got the axe or were sold, including Pinoy Auctions, the division that sells ABS show related merchandise, and some exclusive clubs in Hong Kong and Europe.

7. These activities, along with reduced investments, have resulted in increased free cash flow (no doubt trying to stymie a takeover), and bank loans were down 89%. Current ratio is 1.70x (is that comparatively good for a broadcasting company?)


Russia Plans to Go to Mars 2018

From the Washington Times, via Slashdot.org:

Russian space authorities have pencilled in 2018 for a Mars launch because that year would see a combination of optimum conditions: The two planets would be relatively close, and the sun would be passing through a phase of low activity and radiation.

April 14, 2003

Sari-Sari Store a Small Success in Big NY

Sari-Sari is a popular fashion retailer in Manila. Few people know that they started out doing maid's dresses before expanding. And, I know first-hand they have good clothes. But I didn't think they would be successful in an Upper West Side address:

NEW YORK ? Two blocks from where John Lennon was gunned down by a crazed fan, the Filipino clothing-and-accessories Sari-Sari Store is becoming a must-see destination for the trendy and celebrity shoppers.

Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman have browsed in and bought, and so have Tom Hanks, Frances McDormand, Matt Damon, and Roberta Flack. Venus Williams is a fan of pina dresses and funky accessories. The newscasters of ABC, blocks away from the store, are frequent visitors.

Wow! Matt Damon, Tom Hanks and Frances McDormand! Can someone tell me if they have clothing for all four seasons? (Now, if only Bench would have the same success.)


Hospital Settles US$50m+ for Filipino-American Doctor in Sex Harrasment Suit

This story appeared in The Filipino Express:

NEW YORK --- A New York hospital has agreed to pay $5.4 million in the state's largest ever sexual harassment settlement.

The settlement came after the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) filed a civil lawsuit against Dr. Condrado Ponio, 50, during his employment at Lutheran Medical center for sexually harassing a class of 51 female workers when conducting employment related medical examinations.

The sexual harassment included invasive touching and intrusive questions about the employee's sexual practices. The EEOC also said that Lutheran knew of the sexual harassment and failed to take adequate measures to prevent such harassment.

But the Lutheran Hospital said they terminated the physician in January 2000 after receiving harassment complaints against him. Ponio was hired in January 1996.

Anyone know more about this?


Aleck Bovick joins Vilma Santos, Lorna Tolentino and Gloria Romero as FAMAS Best Actress Winner

Filipinos are apparently shocked at Aleck Bovick's surprise win of Best Actress at the recent FAMAS awards. She was up against Sharon Cuneta. Controversial to say the least, Bovick, whose real name is Teresa Tambis, almost did not get a chance to screen her movie when her father tried to get a restraining order to keep the movie from showing, believing that she was only 17 years old. The actress had this to say:

Confided Aleck to a small bunch of entertainment scribes: "Nung 13 po ako, naging receptionist ako sa isang sikat na sikat na sing-along complex na panay lalake lang ang customers. Nakalusot po ako ru’n dahil maski na 13 pa lang ako, pag nag-make-up na ako, mukha na akong 18 o 19.

"Nung 14 naman ako, nagtrabaho ako sa Japan, at ilang beses nga akong nakabalik du’n. At huwag n’yo na pong itanong kung virgin pa ako. Dalawa na po ang naging serious boyfriend ko. Saka mahirap naman pong magtrabaho sa Japan na mami-maintain mo pa rin virginity mo ? Hindi po pang-virgin na mga babae ang pagtatrabaho sa Japan. Marami na po akong karanasan!"

My translation:

When I was 13 maam, I became a receptionist in a very popular sing-along complex which had an all-male customer base. I got through that maam even though I was just 13, because when I wear make-up I look like 18 or 19. When I was 14, I worked in Japan, and I was able to do that several times. And, please, maam, don't ask me if I'm still a virgin. I've had two serious boyfriends. And it's very difficult to work in Japan and maintain your virginity... The work in Japan is not for virgins. I've had many experiences, maam!

To the discerning Filipino movie-goer, where do we pin our hopes on now?

April 10, 2003

Crime Pays in the Philippines

Reading like a CIA capsule, Sheila S. Coronel of the PCIJ's write-up on organized crime in the Philippines. Excerpts:

The cost of producing shabu is ridiculously low, and the PNP estimates that dealers make P2,000 for every P10 they invest. The market, currently about 1.8 million Filipino drug users, is also an expanding one.

Kidnappings are another source of easy cash. This year kidnap-for-ransom gangs netted some P212 million in payments, and that's only for the reported cases. Anti-crime groups estimate that kidnappers were paid P1.4 billion in the last 10 years for the 124 kidnapping incidents that were reported to them during that period.

Bank robberies are another lucrative income source for criminal syndicates. PNP statistics show that there were 37 bank robberies in 2002, compared to only 27 the previous year. The number of armored van robberies saw a 60-percent increase from 27 incidents in 2001 to 44 last year.

Smuggling ? of everything from garments to rice to handguns ? is perhaps the most profitable of all. The Federation of Philippine Industries (FPI) claims that close to 80 percent of consumer goods sold in the country are smuggled. FPI chairman Meneleo Carlos Jr. said that some 50 percent of industrial goods are likewise smuggled.

Those numbers aren't small. Coronel estimates that organized crime nets something equivalent to about 10 to 20% of the country's GDP.

Maybe if I go to the underground urban water supply business...


Crime Pays in the Philippines

Reading like a CIA capsule, Sheila S. Coronel of the PCIJ's write-up on organized crime in the Philippines. Excerpts:

The cost of producing shabu is ridiculously low, and the PNP estimates that dealers make P2,000 for every P10 they invest. The market, currently about 1.8 million Filipino drug users, is also an expanding one.

Kidnappings are another source of easy cash. This year kidnap-for-ransom gangs netted some P212 million in payments, and that's only for the reported cases. Anti-crime groups estimate that kidnappers were paid P1.4 billion in the last 10 years for the 124 kidnapping incidents that were reported to them during that period.

Bank robberies are another lucrative income source for criminal syndicates. PNP statistics show that there were 37 bank robberies in 2002, compared to only 27 the previous year. The number of armored van robberies saw a 60-percent increase from 27 incidents in 2001 to 44 last year.

Smuggling ? of everything from garments to rice to handguns ? is perhaps the most profitable of all. The Federation of Philippine Industries (FPI) claims that close to 80 percent of consumer goods sold in the country are smuggled. FPI chairman Meneleo Carlos Jr. said that some 50 percent of industrial goods are likewise smuggled.

Those numbers aren't small. Coronel estimates that organized crime nets something equivalent to about 10 to 20% of the country's GDP.

Maybe if I go to the underground urban water supply business...


Bold Star on Bended Knees

I've always felt that Filipina bold stars are a unique curiousity. A bit like Anna Nicole Smith. I remember a bold star at her premiere, quote: "Ay, misis, magandang maganda po tong sine na to. Magaling si direk. Maganda po talaga. Nag all the way po kami dito. Sulit na sulit po." (Sounds like a clip from Howard Stern.)

Nevertheless, I have had a difficult time trying to pinpoint what it is EXACTLY that makes them unique from other, er, actors. Co-stars of the lunchtime show at ABS-CBN had to sign waivers that they can't go out with "sexy actress" Aubrey Miles. But, I think this story sheds more light on the matter:

"This Holy Week, new boldie Candy Alison (star of Bold Star) will pay her mother, Emerenciana Fontalba Balancio, a surprise visit at their home in Bauang, La Union, and ask for forgiveness on her knees.

"You see," said Candy, 18 (5’6," 118 lbs., 35-25-36), "I didn’t tell my mother that I was going bold, although she knew that I was joining the movies. When she and my other relatives saw my sexy photos in the tabloids, my mother got mad at me; she hasn’t talked to me since then." But her only brother and two older sisters have given Candy their "blessings," saying she’s old enough to decide for herself. "

Is it because of their (presumably) strong Catholic upbringing that they now abandon for money? Am I just being amused because of the twisted humor in a small town girl making it big in the city by going against what we would perceive to be her own morals (a diamond on the rough who ran out of luck)? Or is it that these seemingly innocent women poke fun at the Catholic church by flaunting their own success at breaking down the walls of sexual oppression the Church took hundreds of years to build? Or is it true that, as the Church says, Satan can come as a beautiful angel of blinding light?

This excerpt enlivens the discussion:

"A few days ago, another boldie, Tracy Torres, surpassed her earlier antic of showing her private parts to movie writers at a presscon by walking naked (wearing only thin paint) at the Elliptical Circle in Quezon City as a "protest" against the US-led war in Iraq, never mind if she obviously didn’t know nor understand what she was fighting for. At one point, she drew laughter when she shouted, "No to war, not to peace!"

Or is it just the T and A?


RPN 9 to air Scrubs, Enterprise, others to avoid programming "for the masses"

I'm still reeling from ABS-CBN's Alias dubbed in tagalog.

The article, contains a full list of the new shows.


Governor Lito Lapid Proves Being An Actor Does NOT Get You Elected To Office (and also proves he's stupid)

The PDI reports:

In his appeal to dismiss a suit that would bar entertainers holding public office from appearing in movies and television shows, Lapid told a Manila judge that "movie stars win in an election ... because of their inherent and sincere intention to be of service to their constituents."

He said there were many actors and actresses who ran for public office and lost. He said this is proof that "being in the world of show business does not guarantee a movie star-candidate to win any elections."

Inherent and sincere intention, hmmm. I'm sure Erap and Jinggoy were sincere in their intentions.

Yeah, but the point here is about whether you can work as an actor, or work at all outside of your duties in office. In his 7-page affidavit (cover page, table of contents, author's bio, back cover, double-spaced with 1.5-inch margin left and right) Lapid's eloquent reply:

The governor said that after he was elected, his movie career took a back seat and he focused his attention to the Pampangueños.

But due to financial constraints, he explained, he could not fully address their numerous concerns "so (I) started doing movies to earn extra money for the financial needs of (my) constituents."

He said he makes no more than two movies a year, and every time he does, the contract provides that he gets to work only on weekends or after office hours.

"In which case, (I am) on call on a 24-hour basis."

So he actually works to raise money for his constituents. If he does so directly, then he is employed as the Governor of Pampanga, not as a private citizen. To which, further legalese must unfold. But, that might be too much for the Governor.

The SJS cited the Local Government Code of 1991 which states that all local government executives "are prohibited from practicing their profession or engaging in any occupation other than the exercise of their functions as local chief executives."


These Legislators Can Lick My Gooch

Racial jokes and commentary in today's US Congress:

Here, SFGate reports:

A three-term legislator apologized to members of the Florida House after making a joke stereotyping blacks as superior basketball players.

Rep. Fred Brummer, a white Republican, made the remark to another legislator Tuesday during the House session. He joked that an upcoming legislative basketball game would be unfair because the Democratic team would have all the black legislators.

And, even worse, The Washington Post:

...debate suddenly veered from guns to race when [Republican Rep. Barbara] Cubin criticized a failed Democratic amendment that would have banned gun sales to drug addicts or people in drug treatment. After noting that her sons, ages 25 and 30, "are blond-haired and blue-eyed," she said: "One amendment today said we could not sell guns to anybody under drug treatment. So does that mean that if you go into a black community you can't sell any guns to any black person?"

Fo shizzle.

April 07, 2003

Mr. Bush, Here's Your War

I told myself I wouldn't put images of the war on BV, but this one struck every bone in my body. Mr. Bush, this is your war. When you have long gone, you will still be remembered for all this.

April 04, 2003

April Fools

Link courtesy of Apechild.com, here are the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time. Never too late to have fun.

April 03, 2003

Chukchakchene

Chikka.com lets you send SMS ("text" para sa mga squaking dyan) from your PC to Globe and Smart subscribers' mobiles from a messenger-type UI on your desktop. Simple registration and it works nice for me. I don't know how much it costs the mobile owner to reply, but it can't cost that much. My friends were wondering why all my messages were in perfect English. R U GAME NA?!?!


A Walk-through of US-UK-Iraq History

Teddy Casino (a classmate of mine in POLSCI 10) and leader of labor movement BAYAN, walks us through, albeit casually, a bit of history between the United States, the UK and Iraq. Some generalizations here, but, for the purpose of clarity, the piece works okay. Teddy led hundreds to march to Malacanang in the hopes of intercepting a fleeing Erap in EDSA 2.

April 02, 2003

Career Diplomat John Brady Kiesling's Letter of Resignation

For those of you who have not read it yet, here's the link courtesy of Memefirst.

Excerpted:

Our fervent pursuit of war with Iraq is driving us to squander the international legitimacy that has been America's most potent weapon of both offense and defense since the days of Woodrow Wilson. We have begun to dismantle the largest and most effective web of international relationships the world has ever known. Our current course will bring instability and danger, not security.


The State of Sex in Philippine Movies

There's a lot to talk about here, but I will let the tabloids do the talking. An excerpt from Leo Bukas' column:

Napansin namin na habang tumatagal sina Katya at Maui sa showbiz ay palaswa rin nang palaswa ang pelikulang ginagawa nila. Ganito ba talaga ang packaging ng Viva sa kanila?

Mabuti na lang nadya-justify ng husay nila sa acting ang kanilang paghuhubad. Live sound kasi ang ginamit sa Sex Drive kaya lumitaw ang husay nila at pagiging natural.

At least, may acting sila, di ba?

In English (my translation):

We've noticed that, as Katya and Maui further their career in showbiz, their movies become bawdier and more lewd. Is this really the way Viva is "packaging" them?

Good thing that their nudity is all justified by their good acting. They used "live sound" in Sex Drive which allowed their mastery and their "natural"-ness to surface.

Great!

Btw, the two are on auction at Ebay.


Chronology of the Kuratong Baleleng Case

As reported in the Manila Times.

April 01, 2003

Rating the Philippine Government

The Makati Business Club, has published the results of their Executive Outlook Survey. The highlight of their survey is their survey of government performance, where executives are asked to rate different departments and branches of the government.

No surprise that the Congress and Senate came in LAST of more than 30 agencies in the list. The BIR, the PNP and the Department of Justice fill out the last five. Now, someone give me that speech again on why I want to go back to the Philippines?


Get Ping

So, someone's scared that Ping is going to be Prez. The PDI is reporting that the government is reopening his case. If Ping knows his way around -- and he probably does -- he'll spin this around making him look like the victim of a government-led witchhunt to discredit him as a worthy opponent in next year's elections. Or, he'll pay off the witnesses like he did last time.

One word on Ping: he did clean up the PNP, which later turned against him in Edsa 2. Writes Lacson: "I also stop the bad habit of some senior police oficers who used to play golf during office hours, leaving their subordinate officers to serve the public in their stead. I wanted them to be at their desks and in command of their posts. That was a natural and fair thing for me to ask of my subordinates because I was at my own post all the time myself." This essay is in a fansite. But, he's a crook, nonetheless.


Profoundly Disordered Minds

My three cents worth on the Vatican's New Sex Glossary

What business does the Vatican have in authoring a 900-page dictionary on sex?!?!?! (The book is called ""Lexicon On Ambiguous and Colloquial Terms about Family Life and Ethical Questions.") First of all, they don't get any! So, unless they need to fatten up their coffers by authoring a controversial best-seller, then I cannot understand their intentions. Note: The Sydney Morning Herald writes that the book was: Promoted as the Vatican's response to secular society's deteriorating social values, the lexicon queries the use by world leaders and public organisations of 78 key words related to sexuality, condoms, abortion, birth control and genetic engineering.

They are further alienating themselves from the rest of the modern world.

March 31, 2003

Peter Arnett Loses Job for Stating Facts

NBC fires Peter Arnett for granting an interview to Iraqi state-owned television, where he said coalition forces had "failed because of Iraqi resistance."

Arnett was the last journalist left covering the invasion of Iraq from within Baghdad. Mr. Arnett was a CNN correspondent in Baghdad during the Persian Gulf war in 1991. The Iraqis evicted all major Western television correspondents except Mr. Arnett. Iraqi officials said then that Mr. Arnett had "proven impartiality."

March 27, 2003

Reactions to the Bush Ultimatum

Thought I'd add it here.

Peace.


Watching the War Wire

Been so inclined to look at news about the invasion of Iraq, particularly because the U.S. troops are nearing Baghdad and are about to face Saddam's Republican Guards. I was saddened by the reports of friendly fire but was disgusted while listening to a military spokesperson (didn't get his name, but he was in a combat uniform) whine about how the Iraqis were fighting unfairly: they weren't dressed in soldier's uniforms and instead were dressed as civilians. Okay, so how fair is all this? The U.S. sends stealth bombers, aircraft carriers and tomahawk missiles and you are complaining about things being "unfair"?!?!

This one's for you: You could learn something from Battlefield 1942. Hey! Someone's taken our flag!

March 26, 2003

Casualties of War

With the rise in ratings of CNN, MSNBC (with Arnett the last journalist standing in Baghdad) and Fox (ick) the least likely casualties of war are the journalists who cover them, right? Well, guess again. Ms. Chung is looking for work.

Meanwhile, the Miami Herald reports that "U.S. Marines, moving through this still-contested city, opened fire at anything that moved Tuesday, leaving dozens of dead in their wake, at least some of them civilians." This isn't Counterstrike de_dust people. It's Iraq. Those aren't faceless, nameless computer-generated enemies.


See What Your Site Looks Like to Google

Google Spiders

Thanks to evolt.org

"This is the predictor-view, it's task is two-fold. Firstly to give you a rough idea of how your page's listing will look in Google, and secondly to find every link on the page that the search-engine would. This list of links is ideally quite long, yet not more than 100 or so."


Bend it Like Beckham

Beckham

If Becks goes to Real, which this article says is the Spanish club's next big project, then all the Nike sponsorship money now goes to one team! That makes good business sense, doncha think?

But, alas, my dear lads, my heart resides in North London.


Chinese Coverage of the War

War, As Seen in China

I wish I was watching back home (in the Philippines) to gauge the sentiment there about the Iraqi Invasion. Expect any country outside the U.S. to have it's own take, and frankly it's refreshing.

"Zhang Tianping, a top Chinese military analyst, was somewhat dismissive of the American "Shock and Awe" strategy. "The American ground warfare is still being fought like the second world war." He said "But Iraq, having lost all of its advanced weaponry after the first gulf war, has become quite adept at guerrilla tactics. This will allow Iraq to harass and stall US troops while worldwide anti-war sentiment grows." The Chinese have a high regard for the use of guerrilla tactics against a better equipped force - after all, without such victories the People's Republic of China might have been snuffed in the cradle.

And unlike American broadcasts, reported from "embedded" journalists, Chinese broadcasts are anything but sanitized. While viewers in America may have missed the video showing a three year old boy swaddled in dirty bandages crying in an Iraqi hospital after being caught in an American missile attack, tens of millions of CCTV International News viewers didn't. It was replayed several times over an hour broadcast, along with the cries of the boy's father screaming "America, where is your humanity?"

NOTE: Remember how accurate US intelligence can be? Refresh your memory here.


Calvin and Hoops

But, can he ball?

Now, my speculations on what Calvin Klein had to say to Latrell Sprewell:

1. Shake that ass. You're making my Margarita back up.
2. I hate those shorts. Whatever happened to those short shorts?
3. Next time, give that Carter guy one on his chops.
4. (Touching Spree's uniform) All this time you guys were playing in SATIN?!?!
5. Choke me!