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August 28, 2005

Lacking Judgment

Ooh, only 76 percent of judges in the Philippines had computers and only 66 percent had telephones -- and they're proud of that fact?

Majority of the judges also indicated that they lacked the legal publications needed to help them decideon pending cases.

Less than half or 43 percent said their offices kept volumes of the Supreme Court Reports Annotated, the compilation of SC decisions. Only 19 percent said they had the earlier legal tome, the Philippine Reports.

Talk about wheels turning slowly.

August 25, 2005

GMA Komiks 3

Garci goes missing. (Parts NSFW.)

Stretch Tite

I guess if Lastikman's had a nickname, it would be this.

Stretch Tite

August 20, 2005

Aling Conching's Spicy Chichacorn

Aling Conching

After polishing off an entire bag of these oily, salty, garlicky roasted popped corn (only way to really describe it), a look at the nutrition facts in the back revealed that the stuff really isn't bad for you -- if you serve it sliced!

Nutrition Facts

August 19, 2005

Commenting Update

Okay, ayan, dami kasing nagrereklamo. (Mike, masaya ka naman magreklamo so welkam yon.)

I took off the automatic blocking feature of my Blacklister (sorry to those who thought my blog was being "suplado") because it seemed it did not like Tagalog words, as in, kahit kaunti.

However, I will still be approving the comments, so don't get pissed off when it doesn't show up immediately. I need to know that my readers comments remain classless yet well-composed.

So that should make everybody happy. Comment away.

August 17, 2005

Artista

So, natuwa ako na si Sharon ang Megastar, si Maricel ang Diamond Star, si Ate Vi ay Star for All Seasons at si Ate Guy ang tunay na Superstar!

E ano si Jolina?

Bike Lanes in Manila

Oh, please tell me this will happen, at least in my lifetime!

“We are in the planning stage right now, identifying locations where it would be viable to create the bike lanes,” said MMDA General Manager Robert Nacianceno. “The idea is to create lanes where people can both walk and bike to short distances, instead of taking their cars.”

Taking off from bike lanes established in Marikina City by MMDA Chair Bayani Fernando during his term as city mayor, the agency has created a technical committee to plan the project dubbed the “Foot and Pedal Ways Project.”

“It is important for people to have these lanes especially if they just want to go to nearby destinations like the grocery or market,” Nacianceno added.

“We could even place the lanes in the middle of roads, or add more lanes to existing roads. There could be 100 kilometers of bike lanes or more than that, depending on the findings of the technical working group,” he said.

I would love to support this project. 100 kilometers! Free brochure and website design! Bring it!

August 16, 2005

Updates 8/16

I'm screwed. I'm looking for a new instructor for a new class. If I don't find one in 3 days, I'm going to have to teach it. That means teaching 10 hours a day.

On the better side of things, my next GMA Headline News installment is underway, bolstered by the first one's serialization in another blog. However, I'm having a hard time figuring out how it ends, so maybe I'll just give y'all a cliffhanger. If any of you would like to preview it and help me devise an ending, post a comment and I'll send you a pdf.

Also, I read about Cristeta Comerford, who most likely was a graduate of UPLB Food Tech, because I don't think other campuses have Food Tech. Could be wrong. Now, that's a great example of Zafra's Pinoy Conspiracy, where we're all ready to take over the world as well-placed sleeper cells. Anyone out there know her?

Finally, if I really want to get ahead in the world, I need to learn how to do this.

August 14, 2005

Remember Los Banos

There's the Great Raid, then there's the Los Banos raid.

Then, there are those who remember it well.

August 09, 2005

Play Video Games and Die

I guess if you do anything for 50 straight hours, you're going to kick the bucket.

Lee had planted himself in front of a computer monitor to play on-line games on Aug. 3. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.

Maybe five years ago I would think this was a really cool way to go out, but now it's just plain dumb. Read here.

August 08, 2005

New Commenting

I've upgraded to MT 3.something and, in my neverending battle against comment and trackback spam, I have made a few changes in the Comments department.

First, the comments will be subject to my approval, so please don't panic if your comments don't publish instantly like they used to. Second, you can't use words like "viagra" and "teens" anymore, sorry. Those words are blacklisted. Third, you'll need an email address to post a comment.

Also, I've closed all commenting for posts 21 days or older. So, I guess if you want to say something, say something, er, within three weeks of the post. (That should stop all the flaming emails I get from those hard core Ruffa fans.)

Finally, and this is more of a kink rather than a change, MT Blacklist has a difficult time recognizing tagalog words (damn!) and, thus, has a tendency to treat it as spam. If you have any such problems when entering your comments, please let me know, or try revising accordingly. I have spent way too much time fighting comment spam (I almost wanted to just stop blogging) that these small inconveniences are necessary and hopefully worthwhile.

Thank you.

P.S. How are the rest of you doing with spam? I'm using Blacklist and Spamlookup, but the new Blacklist doesn't de-spam all your comments automatically (plus it has a hard time with Tagalog). I thought of getting commenters to register, but that's too much work for you guys.

August 07, 2005

Cesar Montano Re-Writes History

From the Really Stupid department, Cesar Montano admits to being so stupid as to request for a change in history because, well, it was just way cool:

The actor made his stand during the boot camp held before filming, in Brisbane, Australia. Cesar and 10 other Filipino actors play Filipino guerrillas in the war movie produced by Miramax and directed by John Dahl.

"During the boot camp, I learned that everybody else was getting dog tags," said Cesar during the movie's press conference last Friday.

"There were about 80 men playing American soldiers. I knew that historically, Filipino guerrillas didn't wear dog tags, but I felt we should be wearing them, too."

Dog tags were important in identifying the bodies of soldiers killed during the war. But to the Filipino actors, they represented the pride and honor of being participants in recreating a historic moment on film. The movie is about the rescue of American prisoners during World War II by American soldiers assisted by Filipino resistance fighters led by Capt. Juan Pajota, played by Cesar

And, here's the cherry on top:

"I'm friends with Benjamin," Cesar said. "He calls me brown brother because he's a Peruvian born and raised in the US. He also calls me the Tom Cruise of the Philippines."

You're a good actor, but Mr. Bratt's right, you're just as loony as Tom Cruise.

August 05, 2005

Betakong Betlog

It's been more than two years and this mystery has yet to be solved.

On an unassuming cement wall on the way to my buddy's place -- the paint fading from prolonged sun exposure and years of clueless gazing from passersby -- you read the words in large capital letters: "BETAKONG BETLOG". I remember seeing this all the time as a child, as a teenager, all the way to my young adulthood where only now do I ask: what the heck does that mean?

"Betlog", of course, means testicles in Tagalog. "Betakong" is alien to me, even as a native speaker. My buddy, who lives adjacent to the wall, doesn't know what it means either, and can't recall when those words were painted there in the first place, not that its origins would necesarily give rise to its meaning.

Any help?

August 03, 2005

The Ol' Philly Tri

I want to ride my bicycle.

Came in a respectable 346th in my heat (cycling). Not bad for a first time athlete. In case you're wondering, that's from 487 participants. I finished 17 miles (about 27 kilometers) in 56 minutes, which is about 18 mph (about 29 kph). That's right about where I wanted to be. The winner's time was 43 minutes for my leg, so I'm about 22% off pace.

Can't wait to do the next one!

Rape of the Philippines

I was having this conversation, I forget with who, about how wretched things are in the Philippines. How things seem so doomed. And a lot of that has been said, written and declared by columnists, bloggers and politicians.

I zeroed in on a word I often come across: rape. The grisly act of rape is often used to encapsulate the systematic plunder, destruction and mistrust that has led to the country's horrible state. Rape seethes to the bone, corrupting the morality with a dark evil, and leaving victims twisted with rare sight of full recovery.

Now, that's a bit of a misnomer. Rape -- or the sense of it being most alluded to -- is an often violent and traumatizing non-consensual act, usually involving a struggle and a weapon to subdue the victim. It is not isolated to strangers, as what evil might be lurking in the dark would suggest, rather it is sometimes perpetuated by a known assailant. A friend, an ex-lover, or even a spouse.

Extrapolating this definition to "the rape of the Philippines" is , however, incomplete. I believe it really should be "the date rape of the Philippines." Yes, what starts out as romance ends as one gruesome night to remember.

First, with date rape, there's a drug involved: it could be jueteng, a basketball court, a new city hall, or grease money for a vote. These are not complicated chemical substances; they are in fact, the simplest forms of flattery, or the vaguest yet sweetest-sounding campaign promise, or the glisten in the candidate's eye, or even the unforgettable "Spaghetti" number.

Now, before I get ahead of myself, it should be said that date rape happens 100% of the time between two people who know each other (or have at least met), and trust, or at least a modicum of it, has already been exchanged, to the point of taking a sip of the lined beverage. That is indeed a fit metaphor for how those who "rape the Philippines" are often those we thought we could initially trust.

This metaphor becomes more apt when we struggle with trying to determine, in a collective sigh of national consciousness, how the f*ck do we keep getting screwed this way; it's the drug, dammit.

There's an even bigger issue. With date rape, victims often wake up not remembering anything, but knowing something bad happened (see torn clothes, painful abdomen). There's yet another perfect analogy: the country wakes up with this overwhelming feeling that we know we got screwed, we just don't know who.

To be fair, the last two dates, well, we got 'em. It's as clear as a DNA test and hefty doses of Luminol. Erap, that monster, is in jail. Gloria, however, is still in office. We're still dating her, sorta. And that makes me sick.

What scares me more is the fact that we seem to not care, as if we're getting numb from all the abuse. Students, who used to be the vanguard of fairness, justice and democracy, have retreated to their computer games and their cellphones. Young, promising politicians sellout as soon as they smell the money. Vast numbers are leaving the country.

Rape is a such a solitary offense, one where the victim is so desperately isolated it paralyzes their courage to come forward and seek justice. Some might say we're so thick-skulled to have been victimized again. Nevertheless, as the date rape of the Philippines continues, there is only one who can deliver the country from its oppressor: the country itself.