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September 30, 2003

Absentee Voters Turnout Low

Personally, this is a surprise to me. Filipinos overseas complain about the Philippine government all the time, but it seems they are not interested in shaping it are they? This despite fiesta-like promotions at the embassies to get people to register and vote.

The turnout of registrants for overseas absentee voting remains well below the government’s expectation: only 286,666 Filipinos have registered since Monday, the Department of Foreign Affairs reported.

At 12 noon on Monday, the figure accounted for 17 percent of the total 1.7 million potential absentee voters and 32 percent of the target 900,000 overseas workers.

The government earlier reduced its target to 1 million registrants from the original 2.5 million, then trimmed it down further to 900,000, but the outcome was still way below its estimate.

As the two-month registration for overseas absentee voters ends today, the foreign affairs department believes that the total number will reach 350,000.

September 29, 2003

Visiting Virginia: A Series of Firsts

We drove down to Virginia Thursday for a four-day visit to relatives and friends. And, there were a bunch of firsts for me:

1. First time to play basketball on a junior hoop. I was doing tomahawk dunks!

2. First time to pee outdoors anywhere outside Yosemite Park in the United States. Of course, I do it all the time in the Philippines. I keep saying: the outdoors is one big toilet.

3. First time to hear the words "poop", "head", "dumb" and "tootbrush" in the same sentence. This from a surprisingly eloquent 4 year old.

4. First time to go to a circus. All you animal rights activists out there: what if, somewhere in the Kenyan jungle there grew a lion who always wanted to join the circus? Get to travel all over the world? Seriously, there was this guy who was the only person who can do a backflip on the high wire. Nerves of steel.

5. First time to rural America. Culpeper County is filled with horse ranches, American flags, cobblestones, and four-stroke lawnmowers. Was the CD player optional?

6. First time to see bananas at 3 lbs for 79 cents. That's in rural America.

7. First time to wake up to the sound of grinding coffee beans and, moments later, the invigorating aroma of a perfectly brewed pot. And, happily, it won't be the last time.

Flip is Dead

Something this bigheaded was too lopsided to stay on its feet. Flip, the self-titled "Official Guide to World Domination" is no more after just eight issues. No one wants to advertise in Jessica Zafra's flame-tongued we-eat-libel-suits-for-breakfast soapbox of a magazine.

Those of you who haven't read it, it's not too bad. But it isn't Velvet Underground.

September 25, 2003

Kris Aquino's Life Part 2

Unless you've been under a rock the past couple of days, you would have no doubt heard about Kris Aquino's nasty breakup with lover Joey Marquez. Let me try to evaluate some of the facts and rumors that's been swirling around:

1. Kris got a STD (tulo? kuryente?) from Joey, proof she says of his incorrigible womanizing. (Hey, we all know those things travel both ways, Kris.)

2. Joey pointed a gun at Kris, even cocked the trigger. (Maybe true. According to my sources, he does carry a gun around. But he says he wouldn't do such a thing, since he's a full head taller than Kris, he would not need a gun to threaten her. Promising defense, yes.)

3. Kris squeezed Joey's balls. (Probably true, which would explain why Joey would *then* whip out his gun. It was an act of self-defense.)

4. All this concluded in a reunion of Kris and her estranged mom Cory, as Kris rushed to find a shoulder to cry on. (Boy Abunda was in Hong Kong.)

5. Korina is Mariz. (Tsismax yon, pare.)

6. Kris will get special treatment from the cops. (True. The Mayor of Paranaque's balls are not ordinarily squeezed by the daughter of a former President. Besides, she arrived with Makati Supercop himself, attack hamster Jejomar Binay.)

7. The Report-A-Mistress hotline is burning. (True. All callers are Joey's galpals. They should have a TEXT hotline too!)

8. Vandolph had something to do with it. (Although he usually does have something to do with it, this time, he really doesn't. Honest.)

9. Joey's an abusive lover. (True. So says Alma as well. Just one of those fights, he recalls.)

10. Alma is having the last laugh. (Probably true.)

UPDATE: There's a rumor that Kris had a miscarriage. Not true, says Ricky Lo (which is just about as original and as accurate as you can get with celebrity columns in the Philippines).

UPDATE 2: Joey's off the Lakas ticket (for congress!). You just don't screw the former president's daughter, give her the clap, point a gun at her, and expect to get away clean.

UPDATE 3: Of course, the CBCP had to chime in on this "landmark TV event":

Phrases heard lately over prime time television like "grabbing his balls" and "STD" are bad, very bad, and parents need to explain this to their TV-watching children.

The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) Commission on Women expressed concern yesterday that with television ratings zooming up with the jaw-dropping revelations in the Kris Aquino and Mayor Joey Marquez split, kids are exposed to terms that require parental guidance.

"When the children ask them (parents) what STD means, then they have to explain it and say that it is not something good," Rotea said.

Rotea said that it was the prerogative of the Aquino family to make a statement adding that the popular actress’ mother, former President Corazon Aquino, is a "very prudent person."

But when asked of her opinion since the public disclosures may not be the last, Rotea said she is "hoping that they can settle this without destroying each other’s reputation."


Too late for that, sista.

September 24, 2003

Kris Aquino's Life is Falling Apart

Poor Kris Aquino. First she gets dragged into the Senate (who obviously had NOTHING better to do) for something she said, then, the gun-toting womanizing boyfriend. Hey, you asked for the bad karma, girl. (Isn't that Boy Abunda behind the weeping Kris?) All this media attention warrants some words of wisdom from the more respected Aquino woman, Cory:

The media's power is frail. Without the people's support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.
I'd like to end by quoting a Bulletproof Vest reader, Joan, who in so many words does a good job of summing up things for the former First Daughter:
Kris, as in super mega favorite ka namin dito sa bahay lalo na ng father ko. Kahit nga sa school pag morning girls kasi vacant namin kaya we always watch MORNING GIRLS. I love the way you dressed, basta you're such a cutie pie! Kaya lang pag about your lovelife na ang topic as in dun kami naiinis, ni isa sa classmates ko ayaw rin nila na magkatuluyan kayo ni Joey Marquez... as in for me wala naman talaga yatang tatagal na relationship sa kanya. As in change channel na lang talaga ako pag Joey Marquez na, kahit di mo man emention ang name nya but it's so obvious naman na may affair talaga kayo. How I wish makahanap ka na talaga na guy who will marry you and we want to see you walking down the aisle... I'm sure di ka magpapatalo sa wedding gown!:-) I'm just expressing what I really feel... I don't maybe sobrang favorite lang talaga cguro kita that's why nahahurt talaga ako. Goodluck sa bagong GAME KA NA BA... sana mas marami pa kayong matulungan. God bless you always.
Nuf sed.

Growing Up and Aliester Crowley's Thoth Tarot Cards

Visiting Los Banos a month ago, I saw a relic of my high school daze. Yes, I had the Crowley-Harris set, which was a hand-me-down from my brother, who bought a brand new Rider-Waite set as a gift to himself, possibly rewarding his own growing competence in the art of fortune-telling.

Yes, as young adults, both of us were budding sorcerers. We liked our Atari, but we loved Dungeons and Dragons more (I had a cleric, he had a magic-user; of course, this was before we learned to bet any real money in pusoy). Everyone knows the real fun is in being a psionic. Anyway, why did he hand me the old deck? I guess he really didn't like the art too much, because they were naked women. I liked it because it reminded me of Boris Vallejo. And this movie. No, we didn't play with Ouija boards, but that's just because we couldn't find any.

I did have dreams of 8-foot tall glowing humanoids watching us from outside our room.

Chris Ware's "I Guess"

Chris Ware, cartoonist, creator of Jimmy Corrigan, and Fantagraphics heavyweight whose classic American-style comics paired with intelligent, sometimes incongruent writing, is replete with nostalgia, wit and a meticulous reverence for the art. His "I Guess" is online here. Thanks to Dublog.

September 23, 2003

Kris Says Joey is Threatening Her

Oh no!

Popular television host and actress Kris Aquino sought assistance yesterday from the leadership of the Philippine National Police (PNP) at Camp Crame, Quezon City, after she was allegedly hurt by her boyfriend Parañaque City Mayor Joey Marquez.

Kris was accompanied by her elder brother Tarlac Rep. Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III when she arrived at the headquarters of the Police Anti-Crime and Emergency Response (PACER) where Ebdane was presiding over a meeting with anticrime groups.

Aside from Noynoy, Kris was assisted by her lawyer, Raymund Fortun, when she met with Ebdane.


Btw, Fortun is also Erap's lawyer. Marquez insists he was the victim:

"Hindi ako nananakit ng babae," Marquez said in an interview over radio station DZRH.

Marquez denied having an argument with Kris, stressing that he had always loved Kris and he would never do anything to hurt her.

"Kung merong nasaktan kagabi (Monday night), ako 'yon," Marquez added.


Marquez allegedly poked a gun at Kris. Marquez daftly retorts:
Parañaque City Mayor Joey Marquez yesterday clarified his reported misunderstanding with TV figure Kris Aquino at whom he allegedly poked a gun.

Marquez said that he cannot do that as in the first place he does not carry a firearm with him and what he only brings with him is a rosary.


You want motive?
Aquino, who was at the time beside Marquez in a restaurant Monday night, reportedly got jealous when the mayor received the text message.

Any one care to venture a guess on that SMS?

September 22, 2003

H1-B Visas to be Cut Back

Bad news for our compilers, coders and debuggers back at home:

The United States is about to cut the number of employment visas it offers to highly qualified foreign workers from 195,000 to 65,000, immigration experts said on Monday.

Unless Congress acts by the end of this month -- and there is little sign it will do so -- the change will automatically take effect on Oct. 1. Employers, especially technology companies, argue the move will hurt them and the economy.

"The fact that Congress doesn't seem anxious to act reflects the political climate, with a lack of jobs for Americans," said New York immigration lawyer Cyrus Mehta.

September 21, 2003

Yasmeen (aka Ruffa Gutierrez) Breastfeeds Multi-Lingual Child

All is quiet in Turkey, apparently, where Ruffa (who now goes by her Muslim name Yasmeen -- I just love how she takes on an alias!) is nursing her month-old baby, amidst doting grandparents. Here are storybites:

"Lorin is super-takaw," added Lola Annabelle who gave Ruffa a long list of do’s and don’t’s before she left Istanbul.
Super, as in. And, Annabelle, in her unfathomable intelligence, wits out:
This early, Lola Annabelle predicts that Lorin will grow up to be a linguist.

"Ruffa speaks to her in English. Yilmaz speaks to her in Turkish. Eddie speaks to her in Spanish. And I speak to her in Bisaya."

Robin Padilla in Bulletproof Vest

I've been getting a lot of comments on this one-line blog I put about a while back on Robin Padilla (Bad Boy) running for vice-mayor. Curious, I decided to find out how, and I did. When you search for "robin padilla" in Google, you get this blog on the first page, with the header: Comments on Robin Padilla for Vice-Mayor. Proof that voting on the Internet *is* the way to go!

GMA-7 vs. the KBP vs. ABS-CBN

Do you remember when the KBP sanctioned GMA-7 for Rosanna Roces' straightforwardness (say that again, forwardness) in her skimpy skirt and high heel shoes as host of her Sunday afternoon talk show? Let me refresh:

The KBP said the Roces interview in question covered several topics, including "highly suggestive questions" about Fabregas' preferred perfume and underwear, and one-night stands, and "the hardest muscle of his body that he tends to work out often."

Section A, Paragraph 9 of the code states, "Programs shall not use dialogues, actions and other similar manifestations which are obscene, blasphemous, profane, derogatory or vulgar."

Section M, Paragraph 1.a states that "coarse, vulgar jokes which may offend the sensibilities of the audience and the viewers shall be taboo. Included in the category of vulgar jokes are off-color jokes or double entendre jokes."


Vintage Rosanna Roces, indeed. Well, GMA-7 has had enough, and is volleying back with its own sexual repartee:

GMA, the country's second largest broadcasting network, withdrew its membership from the KBP last Sept. 1, citing issues concerning the organization's "thrusts and actions."
Seriously though, the real reason behind it is KBP's alleged favoritism for the number one rated network, ABS-CBN.
The KBP also gave GMA a show-cause order for its alleged overloading of commercials in the last week of June.

Overloading refers to having more than 18 minutes' worth of advertisements in one hour.

Gozon said the KBP seemed to have favored ABS-CBN when no show-cause order was given the Lopez-owned network despite its alleged overloading during its high-rating programs.

"For almost 10 years when ABS had no effective competition and when ABS was overloading its high-rating programs, the KBP did not enforce the no-overloading rule," Gozon said. "I was informed that the rule was enforced only twice in 10 years against ABS and it was even doubtful if ABS paid the fine."


Then there's the flak from complaining too much about Sky Cable, the ABS-owned cable company. Why not? They started blocking rival GMA. Sky is seen in the most number of homes in Metro Manila.
Gozon also noted KBP's intervention when GMA news anchor Mike Enriquez aired his complaints over radio against Lopez-owned cable firm SkyCable's distortion of GMA's signal on its system, and a lost videotape containing evidence that the cable firm had violated the rule on soliciting ads for cable TV.

September 20, 2003

GMA to New York Times: Mind Your Own Business

GMA's amibiguity on whether or not to run has not gone unnoticed -- by the grey old lady nonetheless. For heaven's sake, leave her alone! She doesn't know what she's doing. The Manila Times puts kinder words in GMA's mouth:

Apparently stung by a foreign editorial criticizing President Arroyo’s seemingly ambiguous stance on her potential candidacy in 2004, Malacañang on Saturday virtually told the widely read New York Times to mind its own business and not to intervene in the internal affairs of the Philippine government.

The Times editorial pointed out that the country’s progress is being hampered by excessive politicking and the rumors of destabilization, aggravated by the “constitutionally shaky” way by which President Arroyo took office in 2001.

“When she declared in December that she would not run in 2004, it was taken as a positive sign that she would free herself from political considerations and grapple instead with the country’s urgent problems. But since then she has been behaving very much like a candidate,” The Times wrote. “She should come clean about her intentions, and so should her opponents.”


She does, however, know how to throw a hissy fit:

Presidential spokesman Ignacio Bunye said it does not look good for a foreign newspaper to interfere with the country’s internal matters, especially on the presidential election in 2004.

“I think they will not also welcome if our newspapers would do the same to them,” Bunye said in a radio interview.


I kinda like how Bunye frankly equates the Times with, say, the Philippine Daily Inquirer. Say, why don't they write about Bush more often?


September 19, 2003

Banco Filipino and New Highs in Brazenness

If any of you folks have money in BF or know people who do, tell them to take their money elsewhere. Besides, why put money anywhere else other than BPI or Metrobank? Three words: Non-Performing Loans.

Here are excerpts from Victor Agustin's column today:

AT the rate he is spending the family bank's money, Banco Filipino vice chairperson Albert "Bobby" Aguirre has magnanimously expanded the meaning of private banking.

A new audit by the central bank-installed comptroller says Aguirre and his select group of bank officers spent more than 567 million pesos in the past two years on overseas travel and polo matches in the United Kingdom, Australia and Europe.

Aguirre owns polo fields and maintains "top-quality ponies" in Stedham, a West Sussex village some 50 miles outside London, and in an 8,000-acre (about 3,237.5 hectares) farm in Murrunundi, an outback north of Sydney.


Crass. Total crass. And, adds the report:

noted that the overseas spending spree, covering 2001 and 2002, was conducted amid the thrift bank's "declining liquidity and profitability."
Oh, and they're paying good dime for "consultants", all said about 23 law firms and 33 pr/marketing/management consultants. Some of the numbers are mind-numbing:
? Benny Flores (83,333 pesos a month) ? Manuel Toma Cruz (88,888 pesos a month) ? Hermogenes Concepcion, chairperson of the Government Service Insurance System (55,555 pesos a month) ? Perfecto Yasay, former chairperson of the Securities and Exchange Commission (222,222 pesos a month) ? former constabulary chief Ramon Montaņo (111,111 pesos a month) ? Gregorio Imperial (88,888 pesos a month) ? Jovito Hernandez (323,529 pesos a month) ? Hidelbrando Badiola (143,720 pesos a month) ? Froilan Miranda (102,222 pesos a month)
FYI, a gas boy working the nightshift makes about P200 a night, or about Php 4,000 a month. More reports of fleecing:
At one point, Banco Filipino was shelling out almost 4.9 million pesos a month to maintain its stable of consultants, including 1,169,945 pesos in monthly remuneration extended to Aguirre as a "working director and bank representative to various corporate borrowers."

InDesign 2.0

I am waking up to the reality that Adobe now has finally beat out Quark in the race to create the best DTP software there is. Pagemaker, schmagemaker, I heard. Those are for the church newsletters and the high school drama club programs. I remember using Pagemaker when it was still Aldus'.

Quark XPress was, and in some quarters, still is the de facto DTP software for serious graphic designers. But with an update taking a long time coming, InDesign has solidly made its claim as the designer's playmate of the year.

It's very easy to like: first, it carries Opentype, which noodles like us who download free fonts from the Internet all the time are grateful for. Second, the seamless association with Photoshop files (the de facto image editing software) is a godsend. Indy (as it is fondly called by its users) even updates images and text automatically, when linked. Thirdly, its got effects and filters no other DTP software has, like dropshadows and glows (using dropshadow), finesse compound path abilities and a sophisticated yet simple character handling system. All these are melted down capabilities from its Adobe cousins, Illustrator and Photoshop.

But the nicest nicest thing about Indy is how well it's supported by both Adobe and a growing community of online users, something that Quark couldn't fully establish. Much to my shame in saying this, but even Corel (Coreldraw) has better support for its graphics software than Quark does. I suppose it's the snootiness of Mac users that creeps its way into keeping Quark tips and tricks a secret (or as a highly-priced publication). Quark also, for a very long time, relied heavily on third-party publishers to extend its usefulness. The muscle and experience of Adobe allows it to deliver a complete package. Note that Quark XPress is already in version 6.0, and InDesign, even at version 2.0 is already just as good, even better.

Needless to say, the bell tolls for Quark. And even now, I am pressing my printer back in Manila to get with the program and start using Indy. I'm glad to be making the shift, and saying goodbye to an old friend.

September 18, 2003

All Your Friends Are Belong To Us

Got sucked into this. My addy is benito(underscore)vergara(at)622design(dot)com. As malatemail put it, let's volt in!

Morality Check My ASS

This is too f*cking weird, man. I can't tell you how WRONG this is. Okay, I will: THIS IS SO WRONG.

TAKING its cue from "nightlife checks" on government officials, the Bureau of Immigration will conduct a "morality check" on its employees, GMA Network's radio station dzBB reported Wednesday, quoting bureau officials.

The bureau will sue for grave misconduct those it would find keeping multiple wives, the officials said, according to the radio report.

Having multiple partners on the bureau's modest salaries could push employees to graft, it quoted the officials as saying.


Can't they find a better way to curb their corruption? This is embarassing!

September 17, 2003

Filipino Bowlers Break Record; Win World Title

Everyone knows we're good with the kinda sports that you can play while drinking beer.

KUALA LUMPUR – The trio of Liza del Rosario, Liza Clutario and Cecilia Yap made bowling history at the 15th World Tenpin Bowling Championships when they broke the world record for trios and made one of the biggest comebacks in bowling history.

On the first day of the trios event, the Filipinos bowled a total of 1735 to finish 17th. Yesterday, all eyes were on the Filipino trio as they bowled 2062 to emerge winners and give the Philippines and Asia its first gold medal of the championships.

Yap, led the trio with 1296 on lines of 192, 206, 182, 223, 225 and 268 for a 216 average. Asian Championships double gold medallist del Rosario shot 1278 on lines of 185, 190, 212, 247, 256 and 188 to average 213. Clutario added 1223 on lines of 158, 189, 221, 212, 216 and 227 for a 204 average.

All three mainstays of the Philippine national team are silver medallists in the 2002 Busan Asian Games.

It's Free Advice, So It's Worth Every Penny

Recently, I was chatting back and forth with a friend about how to set up an advice column, and make it big, ala Dr. Phil. Or, Joe D'Mango for that matter.

Focusing on women aged 25+, I said that she should think about giving advice about current, more relevant issues, (like career advancement, spouse abuse) and not sophomoric topics like what to wear and how to properly bust a zit. Inevitably, there will be other advice columnists (read: ditzes) that would take care of those hemlines and color highlights.

Ultimately, there's Tingting Cojuangco and Lucy Torres-Gomez. Throw in a Prieto for good measure. Didn't Cerberus have three heads? See what I mean:

I hate reading about things which women over 50 should not wear. I myself love wearing sexy tops and cuff bracelets. So tell me, what are the things women over 50 should not wear?

Fiftyplus

If you have a slim figure, you can wear most anything. But no-nos are tight dresses, mini skirts, see-thru blouses or skirts, short shorts and ruffled dresses. Wear clothes with simple but elegant lines – these you can dress up with jewelry like cuff bracelets. Sexy tops are all right if your arms have no flab. Be careful, too, with your decolletage, sometimes it shows too much cleavage and can look vulgar.


When radio does advice shows, that's when things get clicking. It's effortless to ask a question (pick up the phone) and the anonymity and instant reply is crucial. Plus, you can ask followup questions as they develop. I remember Jessica Zafra's show Twisted where, along with interesting (sometimes obscure) topics, the show dealt with subjects often considered taboo for normal polite conversation. Like masturbation and date rape, even gun control. You really can't consider Mel & Jay trailblazers. Frank talk, I suppose, is not of currency. And someone who can get this into the mainstream (a Filipino Jerry Springer, redux) could make it pretty big. I pick the return of Rosanna Roces as a Sally Jessie Raphael. If only the MTRCB would let her.


September 16, 2003

So Close

After about four intallments, I finally finished So Close. The distended viewing might have affected my overall appreciation of the film. In fact, wildly impossible plot aside, this one's a pretty good flick.

When you pick it up from the bargain bin, or the bangketa at Greenhills, you immediately think, well, this is a Charlie's Angels in Asia ripoff. Forget the fact that it is Shu Qi, or Karen Mok, or Zhao Wei. Forget the fact that, as you look closer into the credits, it is a film by Corey Yuen, the same guy who did The Transporter (which also has Shu Qi and features Jason Statham's worked out forearms, pectorals and attitude), Bodyguard from Beijing, No Retreat No Surrender, and Hero.

Okay, so you don't forget. Hey, it's discount.

Stick it in right after watching Sportscenter, and you'll catch my drift: this is a movie where, like The Transporter, you're best checking your brain at the door before watching. Sorry, but there is some serious bitchslapping here. Guns, martial arts, car chases, swords, sticks, sniper rifles, hi-tech gadgetry: it's almost as if Yuen wants to score in every action genre, be it the spy game type or the Rush Hour type. Very soon, you realize that the three are NOT working together, thus killing off the Charlie's Angels premonition. In fact, Mok's character is chasing after the two others, who are hired assasins. I can't avoid saying it: looks can kill. If only the movie didn't kick off with a computer virus.

But kick ass they do. And they do so in some very memorable scenes. There is the first encounter of the three in, where else?, a parking lot. Yuen gracefully choreographs Mok, Zhao and Shu Qi (Mok the one with the most martial arts training, which is not a lot by Michelle Yeo's standards) as they knot and untangle in kickboxing-jeet kun do wire-fu captured from every angle. Consider this scene Number 1 in the Sportscenter countdown. Number 2 comes earlier in the movie, and the only reason it's Number 2 is that it only has one pair of fists, Shu Qi's (versus a mob of nameless suits). Picture the Carpenter's "Close to You" lilting in the background with Shu Qi, two guns, a pair of high heeled boots, and glass shattering everywhere. (Hey, where is that wind that's blowing her hair-like-lace coming from?)

Yuen finds the time to develop some character, particularly that of Shu Qi's. She has a "boyfriend" (you'll find out what those quotation marks are for when you watch the movie) and a lovely sister who likes cake and plays geek at home all day in her gym shorts (slashdot readers take note). The strong sisterhood is developed for a reason, as it is tested in the latter parts of the movie.

In fact, there is a heck of a lot of drama for all three main characters combined. The homeopathic subtexts, yes, even the prospect of a Karen Mok-Zhao Wei romance, makes one a bit giddy, and certainly throws one off the action.

Action which pulsates throughout, leaving the audience with lots of cover-girl-turned-ruthless-killer images in their heads. But the movie is a sort of a letdown at the end: why re-stage the first action sequence? Couldn't they have just done it differently? We've seen this building before, haven't we? And all it took was Shu Qi the first time, NOW you're sending two? It's the same buncha stiffs... Gee...

Wait, there is a twist. They're fighting the Big Boss here at the end. He's a frickin Samurai who goes crazy-Toshiro-Mifune-monkey ass sh*t twirling swordfighting vs. Mok and Zhao. Oh, please, don't kill Zhao. Please. Only she knows how to operate World Panaroma (see virus in the beginning). No, please, not the face!

Alas, Yuen is kind to his fans. Mok and Zhao Wei (and her unrequited love) survive, and Shu Qi? Well she... she lasts forever.

(By the way, they have a killer website.)

September 15, 2003

Guess the TV Show or Movie Name

I had too much fun with this one: swiped from Metafilter, here's Guess the Name. I threw everything at it (Scrubs, Law and Order, MacGyver) and he got it all right. Except for Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.

Enjoy!!

Cardinal Sin Retires; Asks for Pardon

Just in case you missed it.

"As I enter a new chapter in my twilight years, I can say with gratitude that I have given my very best to God and country," Sin said. "I beg pardon from those I might have led astray or hurt."

The unfortunately named Cardinal Sin wielded enormous influence in this Southeast nation of 80 million people -- Asia's biggest Catholic stronghold -- to help push out two corruption-tainted Filipino presidents over the past 18 years.


He returns to his hometown, New Washington, Aklan.

News on the Working Pinoy

Oracle of business gossip Victor Agustin features a delectable survey of the average worker from 70 cities around the world. Here are highlights:

To buy a Big Mac, typical Manilans need to clock in 62 minutes of labor, while Jakartans would need to sweat it out a little longer at 67 minutes. Their counterparts in Bangkok, on the other hand, would be wolfing down the hefty burger after only 50 minutes of work.
Yes, sir. Too bad Thais don't like Big Macs as much as we do. Then again, sa Champ with Cheese na ako. And I don't think we buy Big Macs as much as we buy Chickenjoy, or 2 ulam at 1 kanin sa Jollijeep. But, what really weighed in the most was:
Not only that, income tax and social security contributions of Bangkok workers account for only 4 percent of their pay envelopes, as against 10 percent for Jakartans, 12 percent for Hong Kong residents, and 16 percent for Metro Manilans.
One, that's for those who actually *pay* their taxes. And, two, the glaringly obvious question: where the f*ck does the money go? Also disconcerting:
Metro Manila workers have the third longest working time in the region, at 2,301 hours/year (with 14 paid vacation days), more than Bangkok's (2,184 hours/year and 10 paid vacation days), and Jakarta's (2,175 hours/year and 11 paid vacation days).
It is likely that the difference is the amount of time Metro Manila folks spend stuck in traffic. There is, however, some good news:
The thrust of the Department of Tourism to make Manila a regional shopping capital seems to have been validated by the UBS findings. For men and female clothing, Manila (along with Bucharest, Sofia, Rio de Janeiro and Mumbai) ranks cheapest not only in Southeast Asia but also worldwide.

For the survey, UBS asked its worldwide researchers to compare prices for a set of male and female clothing. For females, this consists of a two-piece ensemble, jacket, skirt, tights and a pair of "fashionable shoes"; for men, a suit, blazer/jacket, shirt, jeans, socks, and a pair of shoes. The survey showed that men could be fashionably dressed for as low as 70 dollars in Manila (40 dollars for women), compared to 150 dollars in Jakarta (120 dollars for women), and 180 dollars in Bangkok (150 dollars for women).


Yipee!! And, even better:

On the entry level, it seems that Philippine factory owners pay and treat female workers better than their regional counterparts. Average annual salary for Filipina factory hands hovers at 1,600 dollars for 44 hours per week, against 1,000 dollars/47 hours in Jakarta, and 1,500 dollars/48 hours in Bangkok.
Yup, we treat our women right. We've had two for President so far.


September 14, 2003

Trip to the Asian Food Store

Ahhh, the wonders of GATT and free-trade: Stick-O, oishi and Chocolate Mallows in Filth-a-delphia! We went to one called H.K. Food Plaza (I think). It was across this place called National Wholesale Liquidators, which we visited too. (Hey, any place that has the words "Wholesale" and "Liquidators" in its name is *my* kinda place, you know what I'm saying?)

Anyway, the boneless bangus was way too expensive, and so were the fish balls (no, non-Filipino readers, fish don't have balls in the Philippines; them just balls made from fish). But we got some bagoong, Lee Kum Kee oyster sauce and some hot sesame oil, among other things like onions, garlic and vegetables. But we couldn't find spicy dilis. Nor could we find Knorr (egg drop soup! Yum!).

What was significantly absent were chutney, frozen chapati and curry. I wonder if this is the same for other Asian groceries?

I spent time picking off the Filipinos (which probably wasn't a good thing to do) from the aisles by looking for the presence of the single most important Filipino condiment in their shopping carts: Jufran Banana Kechup. Apparently, it's easier to spot the fake Louis Vuitton bags as a dead giveaway.