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April 30, 2003

The Philippine Blog Awards

Where Filipino Bloggers Get Recognized!

So, why aren't my usual blogs not on the list of nominees? Ha? HA?!!?

Handing Out SARS in NYC

Filipino Daniel Rivera is the lone Naked Cowboy handing out SARS leaflets along Canal St. in Chinatown. The NYPost is running a short piece.

NYTimes Write-up on Fraport AG and the NAIA2 Scam

The New York Times has a piece on how German company Fraport came to the Philippines with high hopes and left with a U$318 million charge that wiped out its profits for 2002. The greatest tragedy is how the country is left with a half-finished airport.

As cautionary tales go, Fraport's misadventure in Manila has all the elements: a confident, well-financed Western investor; a little-known local partner with political connections; and a revolving-door regime, with officials who thought little of meddling with, or even annulling, a contract.

Fraport is still trying to recoup its investment. It has filed an arbitration claim against the Philippine government with the World Bank. The Supreme Court in Manila is reviewing the government's decision to cancel the 1999 contract with Fraport to build and operate the terminal.

Meralco is on the Ropes

The SC has rejected Meralco's appeal and is now forcing them to pay their US$547 million refund to the public. Wheeee!! I can't wait to see my money. And, the company's in the red.

I hope this does not mean power shortages. What it means, though, are clerks at the payment desks with sticks up their asses.

April 29, 2003

Sell VCDs AND DIE!!!

Resistance, particularly to an angry drunken cop, is futile.

Blackberrys to Come to Philippines

According to a thin press release, Blackberrys will be rolled out by Smart soon.

Sell Herbalife AND DIE!!!

Someday, pyramid schemes will kill you in the Philippines.

UPDATE: This article looks at Ponzi in the Philippines a little closer.

Claudine Barreto's PI

Sort of reminds me of Britney Spears back in Rio, but this one's soooo much better.

Download the Quicktime Movie here (about 1,000kb)

Enjoy this gem!

April 28, 2003

Rivermaya's Kisapmata

It just popped in my head:

O kay bilis namang maglaho ng
Pag-ibig mo sinta
Daig mo pa ang isang kisapmata
Kanina'y nariyan lang o ba't
Bigla namang nawala
Daig mo pa ang isang kisapmata

ROSARIO!!!

ROSARIO!!! YOU USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!
Sorry, busy doing a Winona

Will & Grace maid is caught with her fingers in the cookie jar.

No different from the folks below.

Shame on You Citibank!

The Independent reports:

Wall Street accepted harsh and humiliating punishment for sins of greed and fraud last night as federal regulators unveiled the final details of a sweeping $1.4bn (£880m) settlement with 10 leading brokerage houses and announced life-time bans from the industry on two star analysts of the late-Nineties hi-tech boom.

The landmark settlement involved the largest financial penalty ever collectively levied against financial institutions in the United States. The greatest fines, of $200m each, were imposed on Citigroup's Salomon Smith Barney, Credit Suisse's CSFB and Merrill Lynch.

The débâcle, which has turned into one of the darkest periods in the history of Wall Street, centred on revelations that research departments were regularly biased in their assessment of stocks. Specifically, analysts were found guilty of exaggerating the virtue of stocks in the hope of winning new investment banking for their firms. The banks thus regularly skewed research to benefit their bottom line while misleading small investors.

Add these names to the watchlist:

The other banks involved in the settlement were including Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, UBS, JP Morgan Chase and US Bancorp's Piper Jaffray.

Speaking of Flying

Do you ever know exactly what goes on in the pilot cockpit? You never do.

Two pilots, both men, at Southwest Airlines may have the answer to this question after they were fired for apparently taking off their uniforms in the cockpit and flying a plane virtually naked.

No wonder the airline industry is going south.

The Number One Christian Porn Site?

Says so on their homepage. Someone please tell me what's going on.

UPDATE: Oh, I get it now. Porn Patrol. Right. Gee.

Drink Tea, Will Travel

Been thinking a lot about how to prepare myself for my flight to Manila next month. I've been taking my vitamins religiously, and am drinking loads of orange juice to boost my immune system. I have my hand sanitizers and my rubbing alcohol to go.

Drinking tea was the last thing on my mind.

How to Piss Off your Significant Other, No. 4

Watch the NBA Playoffs. Constantly.

SARS and the Sacrament of Marriage

We've been reading a lot about how the risk of contracting SARS has prompted many churches to discourage the kissing of icons, sharing wine glasses and even giving communion.

SARS and the Sacraments has a different twist for us: My fiance and I will be travelling to the Philippines next month and are expecting about a dozen people to arrive a month later for our wedding. The truth is, we'd much rather that they not go, rather than risk getting infected, and it's perfectly understandable should they choose not to come.

Of course, we are deeply saddened by all this, because we will miss these people horribly if they decide not to come. We are hoping that things will get better in the next month.

Animo Second Issue

As you might have noticed, I've been away from my blog for a while. I've been updating my website and have been working on the next issue of Animo Magazine. I got to work on interviews of Peque Gallaga, Bongbong Marcos (ick) and the impossibly gorgeous Claudine Trillo. I've added some thumbs below.

Claudine Trillo
Bongbong Marcos
Peque Gallaga

Explaining Why Asians Are Better at Linux

On the flight to Philadelphia, I sat next to a server specialist from Sykes. He mentioned that his company has known for quite a while that Asians, particularly those from the Philippines and China, are very adept in handling Unix and Linux-based applications. The reason being is that both are open source (to certain degrees).

Of course, I missed this point, since I worked in Manila, and have very little understanding of the skills of IT workers elsewhere. It's the economy, stupid.

Hence, the aching gap between rich and poor has ensured that the next generation of systems administrators will continue to be muddled about which system is best. Linux, Oracle or Mac OS Server. Hmmmm. No, I'm not missing anything. Nah.

Hey, expensive doesn't always mean better. Take for instance, the Honda Civic.

Here is the article that prompted this blog.

April 24, 2003

Anthony Leaves Syracuse

Oh, crap.

April 23, 2003

622Design Revamped

I've just put-up Version 1.0 of 622Design. Hope you all like it. Meanwhile, am working on Version 1.1 :-D

The Dog That Won't Die

The story goes:

DOSHA WAS HIT by a car near her owner’s home on April 15. Next, a police officer shot her in the head to put her out of her misery. Then, presumed dead, she was put in a freezer at an animal control center.

Two hours later, when a veterinarian opened the door to the freezer, she was shocked to find Dosha, a 10-month-old of mixed-breeding, standing upright in a plastic orange bag, the equivalent of a human body bag.

Creepy ass-sh*t.

April 22, 2003

Aleck Bovick, Part 2

So, after winning the FAMAS Best Actress Award, here she is being interviewed:

Host: Now that you've won your first acting award, how will this affect your career decisions from now on?
Bovick: Well, magiging mas mapili na ako from now on sa aking mga roles- pero hindi pa rin ako titigil sa pagbo-bold.

Translation of Bovick's reply:

Well, I will be more discriminating in choosing the roles I will play -- but I won't stop taking my clothes off.

Good job!!!

Just Like Lito Lapid, Joey Marquez Proves He Is Outstanding in Government Office

Joey Marquez, who, according to my fiance (who interviewed him for her undergraduate thesis), prides himself as not having finished high school (and therefore, can relate better with his constituents), is fighting a case that prohibits elected officials from engaging in other business while in office. The case is primarily directed at actors who continue to work as actors despite having a government office.

Marquez says:

his "very splendid career" as mayor is due to his performance as a local executive and not to his popularity as an actor. He said his performance "must have been outstanding and certainly one that is highly commendable," because he was voted mayor three consecutive times. To say that he was elected because he is popular "would be considered an insult or attack on the wisdom and integrity of (my) constituents," Marquez added.

He said many artists also ran for elective posts but lost.

Oh, please. Isn't there a law that prohibits oneself from saying something self-incriminating?

He continues that this right to work as an actor:

may not be taken away or impaired unless there is a paramount and compelling public interest.

Of course, this flies at the face of the Local Government Code of 1991 which states all local government executives "are prohibited from practicing their profession or engaging in any occupation other than the exercise of their functions as local chief executives."

See Lito Lapid's defense here. I find it un-f*cking-believable that these people can say that they were elected and re-elected solely based on their performance, and not their popularity (no doubt gained from their acting).

New Hulk Trailer

Pretty darn cool.

April 21, 2003

How to Piss Off your Significant Other, No. 3

Get some inspiration from this guy.

How to Piss Off your Significant Other, No. 2

With a fork, shovel out and eat all the chocolate chunks, swirls and niblets from the Rocky Road ice cream in the freezer. Pack in the leftover ice cream to make it look like you weren't there.

How to Piss Off your Significant Other, No.1

It's her period. Tell her that, all this time, you've noticed that her nose gets bigger during her period. And, until now, you were trying to be polite not to tell her so.

More on Food: Packaging

The good people of the Department of Science and Technology gives advice on good packaging practices for a host of pinoy goodies. Special requirements such as moisture and odor barriers, according to the site, get priority.

Among the packaged treats are: bibingka, chichacorn, smoked octopus, ready-to-eat laing, and the local moonshine in a variety of flavors.

They even have this.

Bon appetit.

Still on Food: Clover Chips

Aaahhh, I'll trade in my Triscuits and cottage cheese for good old Clover Chips any day. The manufacturer states: Compared to all savory snacks that are deep-fried in vegetable oil, Clover Chips has one of the lowest fat content of any snack: on 20-22%. This compares favorably with potato chips and corn chips which have about 30-35% oil by weight.

Way to go!!!

And, the manufacturer continues, "we've been fortifying our snack products with vitamins and minerals for the last 25 years. We know snacking is a growing habit so it's important to us that the snacks we make can form part of a healthy habit."

What a fantastic coincidence! Snacking is my ONLY healthy habit!!

Chicharonia

And, while we're on food. The so-called "Rolls Roycce (sic) of Chicharon". Ick. Am not a big fan of popped pork rinds. I do like chicharon bulaklak, but it's really dangerous to eat that if its improperly prepared. So, I stick to the healthy chicharon: Chilen's tuna chicharon with Omega-3 fatty acids. Yummmmmm.

Boneless Bangus

Hot damn! I love this stuff. Especially if you have it with soy sauce and garlic. Mmmmmmm... And, the best kind of boneless bangus, Bonoan, has a website. Check out Dagupan's longest largest grill party!!!

April 17, 2003

National Anthems and Hanging Out With The Cavite Association USA

Last weekend I went to a dinner-dance party in Queens. It was organized by the Cavite Association USA, which is comprised of Cabiteneos from the tri-state area (NY, NJ, PA). Lots of people ages 40 and above (I guess their kids new better to stay home).

Our gracious hosts treated us to a scrumptious sole dinner, hoards of canapes, and all-you-can-drink cranberry vodka.

There was one moment that stood out poignantly that night: as the American national an