So this morning I woke up from the bestest dream ever. (Those of you who are not footie fans should tune out now.)

It goes this way: I'm the manager for the Arsenal Football Club, a club that plays in the English Premier League, and in UEFA.

The dream, albeit short, goes this way. Standing on the sidelines, I walk up to the pitch and call my midfielder during an injury lull. My midfielder happens to be Kaka. I put my hand over his shoulder and he stoops over to listen. I give him specific instructions: "You must fall back on defense. I need you to be more defensive against their forwards. No need to tackle. Just get your leg in there when they shoot." He nods and runs back onto the pitch. End of dream.