Ugly Footballers in the Euro: Response to Bang and Blame's Footballer Gushing
Because of this, here are ten very excellent footballers, that do not inspire female (or male) adulation.
1. Carles Puyol, Defender, Spain
2. Carlos Marchena, Defender, Spain
3. Dirk Kuyt, Forward, The Netherlands
4. Jacek Kryznowek, Midfielder, Poland
5. Milan Baros, Striker, Czech Republic
6. Gennaro Gattuso, Midfielder, Italy
7. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Striker, Sweden
8. Franck Ribery, Midfielder, France (I feel bad about this because, like Carlos Teves, he was in an accident that left him scars. But, hey. He's one of the best players on the planet.)
9. Gregory Coupet, Goalkeeper, France
10. Mauro Camoranesi, Midfielder, Italy




Comments
Gattusso's not that bad! He just needs maybe 10 showers and a trip to the barber's.
This is missing some Willy Sagnol. Also I have a soft spot for the Czech captain with the p0rnstache.