Here it is:

1. Our janitor has been replaced. We're going to miss him.

2. I went to the chiropractor yesterday. He said that he "got it", but I don't think he did.

3. In our office's Battle of the Senti Songs, Cliff Richard's "Ocean Deep" brought the house down. Up next is the Battle of the Boybands. I've got T3 and East-17 ready to go.

4. My brother was gracious enough to mail me his PSP, along with maybe a dozen titles. He says he doesn't use it anymore. Never was a doctor's lounge so sufferable. Up next, the vaunted Manila traffic! (Okay, maybe not while I'm driving.)

5. I'll be in Hong Kong in a week. Disneyland anyone?

6. Bowling is not a sport.

7. Two days ago around 11 PM a truck being towed got detached and came barreling across C5. The runaway truck (which was being towed because it lost its brakes), ramped over the island and crash landed on a street corner where passengers wait for their ride. It pinned down a woman. Medics worked two hours to get her out (the same morning, Donita Rose was playing with one of those giant pliers that firemen use to extract accident victims from their cars). Word is that she died yesterday. The tow truck driver fled the scene.

8. I have a potential client -- a call center -- that wants to meet tonight at 9:30 pm, for coffee.

9. The Olympic torch gets to Mt. Everest through the hands of a Tibetan woman.

10. I don't have anything for number 10.