Hard. To. Find. Time. To. Blog.

1. In suburban Philadelphia, I found a wireless bicycle computer, shrimp balls and Cortana. And, friendships I know that will last forever.

2. You can watch a Mr. Bean movie with your ears closed. If only I could close my eyes in the middle of an agonizing 14 hour flight.

3. Mint Milanos: yum. Yoghurt: yummier. Costco chocolate cake: yummiest.

4. Vero Beach has a nice beach, and even nicer outlet shopping.

5. Acute lower back aches (wild horses) didn't keep me from a fall ride in the Poconos.

6. Watching other people make Halloween costumes while eating fried chicken is too much fun.

7. My new Adidas kicks rock. And, I finally succumbed to getting Crocs.

8. Everybody here takes supplements. What do I supplement?

9. TV Commercials here are much funnier.

10. If I had $350, I would buy Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones.