10 Guys That Make Me Gay
I'm doing this on a dare, and besides, it's fun! I've been called gay before, so I might as well embrace it a little. Enough to gush over 10 guys who are just so damn easy on the eye.
1. Wentworth Miller
No way can he use his Get Out of Jail Free card on me -- this inmate's staying put. That Dr. Tancredi that he's so desperately in love with -- phssh! -- saw her interview with Mizrahi. Have you even seen a bigger forehead?!?!
2. Christian Bale
He's been an American Psycho, lost 1/3rd his weight to be The Machinist, and he's brought Batman back. Why can't I get my hair to be more like that?
3. Jim Caviezel
When I saw him in Thin Red Line, and then again in Frequency, I thought to myself: man, if I looked like that, girls would like me better. Bale might be the buff, crimiefighting Batman, but Caviezel is Jesus Christ.
4. Jeff Corwin
So, yeah, I've got all the love in the world for the Irwins. Poor Bindi, really, Daddy Steve is such a hero. But if you really want a nature trip, take Jeff as your guide. He'll make even the Alps feel like a steamy hike in the Amazon rainforest. Plus, two words: nice pecs.
5. Anderson Cooper
Makes even bad news better. Just look at those hands!
6. Sanjay Gupta
The real Dr. McSteamy
7. Tyler Florence
Speaking of steaming, women on his show tend to clutch his bicep while he stirs his sauces. Emeril may be the millionaire, but Tyler can baste my turkey anytime. (Okay, that's a bit too gay.)
8. Barack Obama
He's a brotha. Nuf sed.
9. Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala
If I looked like that, and had all that brains and money, girls would *really* like me better. Lizzie, you hold on to your man tight, you hear?
10. Thierry Henry
He's French. He's a Gunner. And he's got a really nice pair of stems.
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I'd rather go for Matt Lauer than the P@ris Hilt0n of television news. ;) http://tinyurl.com/2vbept
And where is Ryan Reynolds? http://tinyurl.com/2pstvt
squeeeeeeeee on Thierry Henry, Christian Bale, Anderson Cooper and Wentworth Miller (although the latter two are rumored to be gay). You have good taste! okay, gushing over, back to work.
Queen,
If you look closely, there's a lot of Reynolds in Corwin. But I do like how Corwin gets really cuddly with his animals.
Iggy,
If I had to rank them, Cooper would be on top. His Vandebuiltness is so h0t.
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agree ako kay wentworth miller (i love him), jim caviezel at tyler florence. i'm surprised that anderson cooper, sanjay gupta and barack obama were included... hehehe.
Pia,
Hey, don't mess with Sanjay. He's got the straightest teeth in the world.
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ohmy...wentworth miller and andersoon cooper...in one list...nothing makes you gayer than that....and sanjay gupta? what?...
jaza is muy guwapo...and christian bale is mine, mine, mine, MINE!!!!!!
Not gay enough because you left Daniel Craig out. Gushing over Anderson Cooper's hands won't cut it. ;-)
Kat,
Bale is my boy! Did you see him in Equilibrium?
C,
I left Daniel Craig out simply because he's just chunky, and not pretty. Besides, I already have too many actors in the list.
And, yeah, well-manicured hands do it for me.
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Zidane. He is soooo manly. Not to mention his tight butts.
isnt corwin gay? which makes him more thermal in the gay world
tyler is on my list
zobel de ayala--mmm...let's play the spanish master; indio slave game :P
if you ask me, the list isnt gay enough--seems you're missing on the shallow, "shut up and just look pretty" type. they all seem to have character and opinon which isnt a bad thing but every once in a while, a gay man would love to relish his beefcake in peace :)