Oh, lovely: a book-hoarder named Clarisse! Let me see, Rem Koolhas has a book printed in plastic. That might last longer. Practically speaking, I'd want to be a graphic novel so firemen would have trouble deciding whether I'm a book or not.

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

Yes. Is there a follow-up question here?

The last book you bought is:

Jef Raskin's "The Humane Interface"

The last book you read:

Does Consumer Reports' "How to Clean Practically Anything" count? If not, it would be David Sedaris' "Naked."

What are you currently reading?

Andrew Chak's "Submit Now"

Five books you would take to a deserted island:

I would probably find a book entitled "How to Survive in a Deserted Island", another called "How to Eat Practically Anything", then I would take three blank journals and start writing until I die.

Let's see, onto Bang, Gitz and Mark. Diane's already made one.