The Sandiganbayan has allowed Erap to go on Easter Break too.

"Let's give him [Estrada] what he wants so he can overcome the bitterness in his heart," said Chief Special Prosecutor Dennis Villa-Ignacio.

Given that he has 4 days to reflect on Christ's sacrifice in his newly-refurbished, airconditioned vacation estate, I humbly recommend this itinerary that will overcome the bitterness in his heart:

Day 1

5:00 AM - Wake up; Unassisted squats sets of 4x8 to improve knee ailment
5:15 AM - Leg adduction and abduction exercises
5:30 AM - Pray for the country and the eternal repose of his soul
6:00 AM - Breakfast of oatmeal, 12 grain bread, and half a grapefruit to improve heart ailment
7:00 AM - Read the Gospel of Matthew
12:00 PM - (Hey, he's a slow reader) Lunch of steamed tilapia and brown rice
1:00 PM - Watch The Passion of the Christ
3:00 PM - Watch The Passion of the Christ
5:00 PM - Afternoon swim: 12 laps for every Station of The Cross
6:30 PM - Bath and Exfoliation (ask someone else to do it for you)
7:30 PM - Dinner of steamed brocolli, carrots and asparagus with corn on the cob. No butter! He gets a Slim Fast milkshake if he's been a good boy.
8:30 PM - Pray for the country and the eternal repose of his soul
9:00 PM - Call Mom and Jinggoy. Tell them you are sorry. Apologize for everything.
9:30 PM - Crank call Teofisto Guingona
10:00 PM - Lights Out

Day 2 (Good Friday)

Same as above except:

7:00 AM - Read the Gospel of John
7:30 PM - Dinner of tomatoes, salted eggs and rice. No milkshakes.
9:30 PM - Crank call Orly Mercado and Ping Lacson.

Day 3

Same as Day 1 except:

7:00 AM - Read Revelations. Make sure that he reflects on Hell.
1:00 PM - Mock Death Row walk to practice in case of eventuality. Use chains for authenticity.
2:00 PM - Practice singing baritone for "Hallejujah Chorus" (Singing for prison guards on Day 4).
5:00 PM - Afternoon swim reduced to 8 laps but with 12 pushups at the end of each lap.
7:30 PM - Dinner of vegetable lumpia and a slice of key lime pie. Slip in a laxative.
9:30 PM - Crank call Frank Drilon.

Day 4 (Easter)

Same as Day 1 except:

7:00 AM - Read Revelations. Reflect on Hell again.
1:00 PM - Practice singing
2:00 PM - Return to Camp Capinpin and host an Easter Suaree for all the Guards (like you do every week) but this time, sing the Hallejujah Chorus instead of "My Way". Make sure Jinggoy is invited
3:30 PM - Watch The Passion of the Christ
7:00 PM - Back to cell.