It is my pleasure to announce that Kris Aquino will most likely vote for GMA (if she wants to keep her job). Sorry, Ping.

ABS-CBN executives have ordered the network’s talents and contract stars to campaign only for President Arroyo and the rest of her ticket on the Koalisyon ng Katapatan at Karanasan sa Kinabukasan (K-4), the opposition said.

The opposition Koalisyon ng Nagkakaisang Pilipino (KNP) said on Tuesday that it received information about the ABS-CBN directive a few weeks ago, thus boosting talk that the comedy king Dolphy had been sacked for defying management orders by campaigning for Fernando Poe Jr.

Sen. Vicente Sotto 3rd, KNP campaign manager, said the decision of the ABS-CBN management to pull the plug on Dolphy’s long-running show, Home Along Da Airport, was a warning to other ABS-CBN talents and contract stars that they might suffer the same fate if they defy the management’s directive.

First off, why didn't anyone tell me they had moved from the railroad tracks to the airport? Second, and more important, if ABS-CBN can ax a Dolphy show, boy, they can do anything.