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When Terminator can be California governor (I read somewhere that California is technically the 6th largest economy in the world), then all these people wanting to be President of the Philippines doesn't look too wacko anymore.

Emphasis on the "doesn't look too" part. There's a man who describes himself as a "messiah" and a "six-star general". He says he's "Ace Diamond Commander Chief on Earth". Big deal, bro, I'm Daddy Divine!

Another more interesting bet says that he would legalize jueteng because it creates jobs, and he would also tax the Catholic Church. Nice idea.

There's a woman on the ballot that claims to be Dubya's fiancee and she wants Loren to be her running mate. Big up girl.

I invite any one of you to share your platform right here at BV. Many of the country's decision-makers and a small but very powerful section of the electorate (namely the apologetic left) read this blog as well.

So, here are the names:

Leopoldo Salud, 47, independent. He is a businessman from Parañaque;

Eddie Gil, 59, Partido Isang Bansa, Isang Diwa, from North Fairview, Quezon City;

Ricardo Tañac, 59, independent from Malate;

Antolin Garcia, 74, independent from Sto. Domingo, Albay;

Luisito Bacani, 72, independent from Angeles City;

Naha Nan, independent from Bohol;

Victor Paul Monteverde, 71 from Marikina;

German Valladares, 61, independent from Silay City;

Salve Ruiz-Bush, "United Opposition," from Negros Occidental;

Bartolome Padilla, 70, "Politics Party" from Pangasinan;

Alfonso Selmar, 36, independent from Davao;