Kris Aquino's Life Part 2
Unless you've been under a rock the past couple of days, you would have no doubt heard about Kris Aquino's nasty breakup with lover Joey Marquez. Let me try to evaluate some of the facts and rumors that's been swirling around:
1. Kris got a STD (tulo? kuryente?) from Joey, proof she says of his incorrigible womanizing. (Hey, we all know those things travel both ways, Kris.)
2. Joey pointed a gun at Kris, even cocked the trigger. (Maybe true. According to my sources, he does carry a gun around. But he says he wouldn't do such a thing, since he's a full head taller than Kris, he would not need a gun to threaten her. Promising defense, yes.)
3. Kris squeezed Joey's balls. (Probably true, which would explain why Joey would *then* whip out his gun. It was an act of self-defense.)
4. All this concluded in a reunion of Kris and her estranged mom Cory, as Kris rushed to find a shoulder to cry on. (Boy Abunda was in Hong Kong.)
5. Korina is Mariz. (Tsismax yon, pare.)
6. Kris will get special treatment from the cops. (True. The Mayor of Paranaque's balls are not ordinarily squeezed by the daughter of a former President. Besides, she arrived with Makati Supercop himself, attack hamster Jejomar Binay.)
7. The Report-A-Mistress hotline is burning. (True. All callers are Joey's galpals. They should have a TEXT hotline too!)
8. Vandolph had something to do with it. (Although he usually does have something to do with it, this time, he really doesn't. Honest.)
9. Joey's an abusive lover. (True. So says Alma as well. Just one of those fights, he recalls.)
10. Alma is having the last laugh. (Probably true.)
UPDATE: There's a rumor that Kris had a miscarriage. Not true, says Ricky Lo (which is just about as original and as accurate as you can get with celebrity columns in the Philippines).
UPDATE 2: Joey's off the Lakas ticket (for congress!). You just don't screw the former president's daughter, give her the clap, point a gun at her, and expect to get away clean.
UPDATE 3: Of course, the CBCP had to chime in on this "landmark TV event":
Phrases heard lately over prime time television like "grabbing his balls" and "STD" are bad, very bad, and parents need to explain this to their TV-watching children.The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) Commission on Women expressed concern yesterday that with television ratings zooming up with the jaw-dropping revelations in the Kris Aquino and Mayor Joey Marquez split, kids are exposed to terms that require parental guidance.
"When the children ask them (parents) what STD means, then they have to explain it and say that it is not something good," Rotea said.
Rotea said that it was the prerogative of the Aquino family to make a statement adding that the popular actress’ mother, former President Corazon Aquino, is a "very prudent person."
But when asked of her opinion since the public disclosures may not be the last, Rotea said she is "hoping that they can settle this without destroying each other’s reputation."
Too late for that, sista.
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Thank you for that image of a giant hamster
in a giant boy scout uniform.
It will now run constantly in the exercise wheels
of my nightmares.
Thank P.J. O'Rourke, who wrote those words "attack hamster" in Republican Party Reptile.
Mariz... di ba asawa ni Ronnie Ricketts yun?
Anyway, I just read yesterday that Kris has plans for the Senate in 2007.
The whole truth may be buried somewhere among the half-truths, half-lies, innuendoes and melodrama. The clap part is documented so we'll have to accept that as fact. As to the gun-toting, the bruises and the alleged slapping--well, provocation is one of the justifying circumstances under the law when claiming self-defense. The sad part is it does not look like Joey will get his day in court. The media and the public have already convicted him.
Kris may be embellishing the facts. True that, in the past, she has proven that she's an attention whore. The embellishment may be politically motivated. The real intentions we cannot see and might not see at all. And the motives may be deeper than we can imagine. Kris is a product of two of the sleaziest institutions in Philippine society today--politics and showbiz. And she isn't dumb. Not at all.
But let's accept the fact that this whole drama did have some positive effects--on women who suffer from domestic violence. It gave them strength drawing inspiration from Kris. Whatever the downside is, well... we can't win them all.
ah, so it's the clap.
No doubt you've read Ina Santos' "Incredible Kris". If you haven't, yosibreak has it here:
http://yosibreak.ath.cx/blog/blosxom.cgi/2003/09/28#kris
kris is
Kris has a credibility on saying the truth! So for sure totoo sinsabi nya, khit madaldal sya totoo ang lumalabas!
Punyeta c joey!!! mamatay sya! demonya k joey!
Kris deserves to get beat up because she is a manipulative bitch. Niloloko lang niya ang publiko. di pa iyak iyak pa kuno siya sa T.V. patrol tapos ngayon nakipagbalikan din kay Joey. Hay naku, maloloka ako sa babaeng mahilig sumabit sa lalaking may sabit. Anyway, I really don't care about the issue anymore and if its true that she is going to run for the senate, well, good for her, sana matalo siya.
I understand that posting a comment here regarding celebrities doesn't do me any good but what can I say, its fun to criticized them for their "Kayabangan!". These three celebrities is super yabang talaga as in!...number one in my list is:
1. Ruffa Gutierrez - She and her mother(annabelle rama) brags about how much money Yilmas really have. In fact, the press called him a billionaire but I keep wondering if he really is a billionaire? If he is, good for Ruffa but I wish that this mother and daughter learn to shut their mouth because people gets irritated when they (mom and daughter) talks about money all the time. Its nice to be rich, but no need to brag about it... (to the press so they can publish it and so people can read it). Nagmumukha kayong "cheap na mag-ina na parang ngayon lang kayo naging rich.
2. Gretchen Barretto - She loves to brag about her expensive clothes and expensive jewelry. This ST queen quit making movies since she decided to have an affair with a married guy name "Tonyboy Cojuangco". Why not work if her lover can support her right?...don't get offended gretchay if people find you a social climber because you are... and I repeat, a "Social climber!". o ano pikon ka? Sorry but thats only my opinion. :)
3. Kris aquino - this starlet known as "gimikira". how many people nga ba ang pinaikot niya sa daliri niya when she and Joey Marquez had personal problem? O di ba't naging hero pa kuno ang hitad sa mga kababae-han na mga battered wife. Like gretchen barretto, she also loves to brag about how expensive her clothes and jewelry really is or how much money she makes and how she spend her millions. She also brags about her breast augmentation and hip lipo-suctions. This three high profile (kuno) celebrities in the philippines is the "QUEEN" of ano pa e di "KAYABANGAN". That's all for now kababayan and I hope that you too can post your opinion here towards your not-so favorite celebrities.
I heard na "kris aquino" will run for the senate in the next four years. ay sus, ginoo...ano naman kayang contribution ang maibibigay niya sa bansa? Hindi ba't sirang sira na ang pangalang aquino ng dahil sa babaeng ito? Ano naman kayang mensahe ang ipaaabot niya sa ating mga kababayan? Na OK lang ang maging isang kabit, na ok lang ang premarital sex,na may cure naman sa STD? ay naku kris, pwede ba 'wag mo nang ambisyunin ang politika dahil hindi ka bagay 'don! Hayaan mong sa showbiz ka na lang tumanda dahil diyan ka naman magaling. Hindi ba't ikaw ang tinaguriang "gimmick queen!". Ang kapal talaga ng apog mo na sa kabila ng mga kahihiyang pinagagawa mo ay may lakas loob ka pang mag deklara na tatakbo ka sa senado. Ano naman ang akala mo sa mga tao, mga bobo na kaya mong paikutin sa daliri mo? Grrrr...So mga kababayan please Vote "NO" for kris aquino. Salamat po!
oten ang naung s mga anti kris.ang pro kris kay mga gwapa.belat ninyo
hey!!!!!!!!!!!11what can i simply say????well your the best.God bless and i love you
Gee!I cannot believe when i heared that kris aquino will run for senate..Is she insane?baka naloloka na ang babaing iyan.Kung ako sa kanya magpa "theraphy" muna sya dahil mukhang nabubuang na sya. Wala syang moral ang kapal nya,pumapatol sa mga mey asawa..malandi sya.Sana next time aids na ang makuha nya..Para madala sya. I hate people like that. Get your own man and be happy..Don't fool around with married man.E di nakarma ka..TULO! hahahahahahahaha..
kris, kantutan tayo ! Pasasabawin ko yang STD mo at da-dagdagan ko pa ng ketong, libag at nana. Alam ko namang patay na patay ka sa burat na ina-agnas (he ! he ! he ! ) call me !
I felt sorry for Kris "MANYAKIS" AQUINO ,I really think she needs a mental help.Smart daw sya,eh,walang alam gawin kundi lumandi.Kadiri sya walang taste sa lalaki, na std na nabugbog pa.Alam kaya nya ang safe sex? Day, gumamit ka ng protection. next time Aids na ang makuha mo..Sa kalandian mo tsugi ka..buti nga sa iyo.You are a loser!!!LOSER!!Buti pa ang prostitute mey pay ikaw ,tulo at bugbog sarado.GOOD FOR YOU!LOSER!!!!!!
never regret the choices yuo made, always be satisfied with what you have now.life isn't perfect its a blend of sorrow. its just a matter of how you deal with it!!!!
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tO ALL KRIS FANS,GOOD FOR HER NA std ANG HITAD SA KALANDIAN NYA..i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN i HEARED THAT SHE GOT std AND jOEY POKED GUN ON HER..i SWEAR TO god KINABAGAN AKO SA KATATAWA..cAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?aNAK NI nINOY AT CORY aQUINO EH, MEY TULO AT NABUGBOG AT ETO PA ANG MAS NAKAKATAWA SI joey PANGIT MARQUEZ AND NAKAHAWA HAHAHAHAHA..aND HERES THE FUNNIEST PART WHEN SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CRUSHED HIS BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABA , E ANG KAPAL NAMN NAMAN NYA EH , KUNG SI aLMA NGA ASAWA EH,NAG-GIVE WAY NALANG SYA PA KAYA ,KABIT LANG ANG LAKAS NG LOOB NA I-CRUSHED AND PANGIT NA BALLS NI joey..KADIRI!! i CAN'T IMAGINE joeys PENNIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..i HAVE TO STOP NA SASAKIT NA NAMAN ANG TIYAN KO HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
im not fan of her,d ko pinapanuod ang lahat ng movies nya. infairness honest lang sya sa sarili.umibig nga sya sa maling lalaki but it doesnt mean masama sya.tao lang sya ngkakasala atleast tumatayo pa rin sya khit na nadapa.she can still stand to all her decisions,mali man sya sa mga decisions nya inaamin pa rin nya.di sya plastic na tao at di ako naniniwalang kasiraan sya sa pamilya nya.during her troubles andun pa rin ang mom nya at brother nya na matagl na nyang di kinakausap. atleast dhil sa nangyari sa knya may mgndang nangyari.lalo nyang minahal ang mom nya at lalo syang minahal ng mom nya lalung lalo na ang knyang brother.d nya ako fans pero grbh ang mga taong ngsasalita against sa knya. ang bawat tao may kapintasan.atleast tao si kris,d nya klngan ipakita na santa sya.kung tatakbo sya bilang senator ill vote for her.and ill campaign her.
im not fan of kris,d ko pinapanuod ang lahat ng movies nya. infairness honest lang sya sa sarili.umibig nga sya sa maling lalaki but it doesnt mean masama sya.tao lang sya ngkakasala atleast tumatayo pa rin sya khit na nadapa.she can still stand to all her decisions,mali man sya sa mga decisions nya inaamin pa rin nya.di sya plastic na tao at di ako naniniwalang kasiraan sya sa pamilya nya.during her troubles andun pa rin ang mom nya at brother nya na matagl na nyang di kinakausap. atleast dhil sa nangyari sa knya may mgndang nangyari.lalo nyang minahal ang mom nya at lalo syang minahal ng mom nya lalung lalo na ang knyang brother.d nya ako fans pero grbh ang mga taong ngsasalita against sa knya. ang bawat tao may kapintasan.atleast tao si kris,d nya klngan ipakita na santa sya.kung tatakbo sya bilang senator ill vote for her.and ill campaign her.
I used to be kris aquino's fan but my god! What the hell is wrong with her?..I always thought she will be a good example to everybody,When she started to make movies she was a descent and sosyal and dating,diba? Then, she got pregnant with philipp salvador out of wedlock.okey, nagkamali sya coz she is only human,Tapos nagka affair sya kay joey a married man..Tama ba iyan? she is human nga pero that doesn't mean gagawin nya ulit ang kasalanan nya..So what kung hindi sya plastic eh,she is a whore..A slut and a cheap woman who doesn't know how to use protection..Nakakahiya ka day! Why don't you just take care care of your son.For god sake be a descent mother for him..Don't just think about yourself,Your son will grow up to be a loser like you!!!
quino coz she was trying 2 learn from her own mistake, diba.....
i wil suport Kris Aquino if ever man na mag ra-run cya 4 da SEnate..deserve nya kasi matalino cya.at sa lhat ng naninira sa kanyang buong pagkatao,inngit lng kau dpat alam nyo bwat syd ng story..mga engot!top-rating nman tlga ung mga shows nya sa ABS-CBN noh....tsaka subok na cya sa kanyang larangan espcialy sa TV hosting.my karanasan na cya tlga..ilang awards pa ang na-get nya...kya mga Kris fanatic,giv ur full suport 4 KRIS AQUINO...fair competition lng..
hapy kmi kasi ang ganda ng takbo ng career ni Kris Aquino at tlga dw na cnicraan cya sa kbila pra lng maiangat ang ratings ng knilng shows.bkit hindi ang kalidad ng programa ang pag usapan. go Kris!suport ka nmin sa senate...
mGA PINOY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?kRIS IS MATALINO?SHE IS THE STUPIDIEST AND DUMBMIEST PERSON i EVER KNOWN IN MY LIFE.SHE IS CHEAP AND WALANG MORAL.I UNDERSTAND SHE IS JUST HUMAN BUT AS A HUMAN I AM SURE SHE IS AWARE THAT GETTING PREGNANT AND MESS WITH MAQRRIED MAN IS A SIN IT'S WRONG AND IMMORAL.KUNG MATALINO ALAM NYA IYAN.AND SHE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP HER MOUTH WHEN SHE GOT A SEXYUAL DISEASE FROM JOEY,JESUS CHRIST ! I KNOW SHA IS JUST BEING HONEST BUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU JUST CAN'T TELL PEOPLE THAT IS SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL AND I T'S HER FAULT KAYA SYA NAG KA STD.BUT SHE MADE IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JOEY'S FAULT.IT IS YOUR FAULT KRIS AQUINO DAHIL MALANDI KA AT MAS MASAHOL KA PA SA PROSTITUTE.YOU SHOULD USE YOUR HEAD AND USE PROTECTION.YOU CAN'T JUST SPREAD YOUR LEG FOR ANY MEN YOU MEET ESPECIALLY LIKE JOEY EH,SEX MANIAC ANG TAONG IYAN.NAKAKADIRI KA AT NAKAKASUKA.YOU HAVE A GUTS TO TELL THE PEOPLE OF THE PHILIPPINES NA MEY STD KA,PWEEEE! YOU ARE A DIRTY AND STINKY LOSER HUMAN BEING!YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MAN HUNGER WOMAN ,THT'S WHAT YOU ARE AT ANG MGA UMIIDOLO SA IYO EH,MAS STUPID AND LOSER NA KAGAYA MO!HINDI PORKE AQUINO KA EH, SMART KA,GIRL YOU ARE STUPID,I FELT SORRY FOR YOUER SON.POOR BOY!
to all people here, talagang ganyan wala tayong magagawa kahit ano pang sabihin natin kay kris, oo nga matalino sya pero iba parin ang pag ka" TANGA " nya pagdating sa lovelife nya, ewan ko ba!
sa mga mayayabang naman na celebrities, I agree si Ruffa is number one, feeling rich, lagi nya pinangangalandakan ang yaman ng asawa nya, hindi nya kaya maisip na nagmumukha syang pera,at hindi sya mahiya sa mga relatives ng asawa nya, para tuloy lumalabas na pinakasalan lang nya yung guy dahil sa yaman na makukuha nya. YUng mag ina annabelle at ruffa called Yilmas Billioner, I don't think so kung totoong billioner si Yilmas bakit hindi magpabili ng sariling jetplain si ruffa para hindi na sya mahirapan every time na pupunta sya sa pinas, bakit naman ang mga mayayaman dito sa U.S yung mga billioner meron silang mga private jetplain, and isa pa hindi kasama si yilmas sa mga list of billioners. So it means chika lang ng mag inang billioners ang asawa ni ruffa, para ipa inggit sa ibang mga celebrities sa pinas na how lucky ruffa is.
Does anyone know kung kelan nagpa-boob job si Kris? I just noticed her enhanced breasts last week on the Buzz. Grabe, I thought she only got liposuction. I guess I'm not really surprised kasi breast implants seem to be all the rage sa Pinas.
kris aquino is a joke.Yes! she is so honest daw!But,sometimes iha there are stuff you just need to keep for yourself like the STD stuff coz you really sound like you are a cheap chick and I am sorry to tell you this I have no respect for you.You are just human but honey you made a mistake before with Philipp salvador and now with Joey Marquez?Sure you are just human but be a human with brain.Don't just make an excuse and do it again and again dahil It is wrong.God will punish you for your sin,can't you see?You lioke to have an affair with married men. Why?I don't understand that.
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