This is too f*cking weird, man. I can't tell you how WRONG this is. Okay, I will: THIS IS SO WRONG.

TAKING its cue from "nightlife checks" on government officials, the Bureau of Immigration will conduct a "morality check" on its employees, GMA Network's radio station dzBB reported Wednesday, quoting bureau officials.

The bureau will sue for grave misconduct those it would find keeping multiple wives, the officials said, according to the radio report.

Having multiple partners on the bureau's modest salaries could push employees to graft, it quoted the officials as saying.