I don't blog a lot about the soft porn industry in the Philippines. In fact, why should I?

Except of course if it's metric-sh*tload-juicy and entertaining, or involves people I like to hate, like Tim Yap or Kris Aquino. There is, however, the crazy monkey sh*t that happens every so often that's pretty hard to ignore, like this headline.

First Time ang biggest break ng seksing si Jen Rosendahl. May love scene siya with Bobby Andrews, ganu’n din sa mga baguhang sina TJ Trinidad at John-C. Borjal. Inamin ni Jen na may butt exposure siya sa pelikula, but no frontal.

A reporter asked Jen kung kailan ‘yung first time nito sa sex, pero mukhang ‘di nasiyahan ang nagtanong sa sagot ng sexy star.

"I’m a virgin. Swear!" diin ni Jen. "Kaya hirap ako sa love scene namin. Hiyang-hiya ako. Kasi, kahit I’m a German, I’m Filipino inside."

Hindi pa raw siya ready na ibigay ang sarili sa lalaki. Ayaw rin niya na basta-basta na lang siya makikipag-sex.

"Petting lang, alang penetration. ‘Pag na-arouse ‘yung guy, sasampalin ko. Gusto ko something special. Pipili ako nu’ng right guy. Maiintindihan naman siguro nu’ng guy, ‘di ba?"

Translation is something like: "I'm a virgin. Swear! That's why I find our love scene difficult. I get really embarassed. Just petting, no penetration. If the guy gets aroused, I will slap him. I want something special. I will choose the right guy."

Anyway, I'm sure there are other more interesting things to blog about.