July 11, 2003

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Jomari: Don't F*ck With Me!

So the reason why Jomari Yllana and Aiko Melendez (ang true love ni Aga, then again, there was Janice) split up was, according to Judge Abednego Adre (what a cool name!) was "prolonged refusal of a spouse to have sexual intercouse."

Melendez had complained of the unusual behavior and philandering ways of Jomari even before she revealed in court the absence of sex between them. The actress mentioned two actresses she claimed to have had a relationship with Yllana while they were still living together. The actress said she decided to separate with Yllana when she discovered a condom in her car which she believed was used by the actor. Melendez’ allegations remained undisputed after Yllana opted not to present himself as a witness.

Poor Aiko. Don't worry, there's always Bistek.

(P.S. Adds Adre: "Those hapless episodes occurred even on their wedding night. Whether it was due to respondent’s exhaustion or sheer lost of interest to make love to his own wife or both appears to be what broke the camel’s back," the court stressed. -- Hey, I was exhausted on my wedding night as well!!)