I recalled some more details from my Family Planning Seminar two days ago:

Health worker: "Anu-ano bang salita sa sexual intercourse? Anu-ano bang mga tawag sa sexual intercourse?"
Man in audience: "Pagtatalik!"
Health worker: "Pagtatalik! Very good!"
Man in audience: "Pagsisiping!"
Health worker: "Pagsisiping! Very good! Meron pa ba? Ano pa bang tawag natin? Sige pa."
Man in audience: (hushed voice) "Kantot!"
Health worker: "Kantot! Very good! Kantot. Although hindi masyadong tama yung salitang yon, yon din ay tumutukoy sa sexual intercourse."
Man in audience: (enthusiastic) "Hindot!"
Health worker: "Hindot. Tama. Hindot."
Man in audience: "Kangkang!"
Health worker: "Ano?"

Health worker: "Ang babae parang plantsa yan, kailangan pinaplug muna, tapos ginagawaan nang paraan para umabot sa tamang init bago gamitin."

Health worker: "Ano ang average length nang Filipino penis?"
Audience: No reply.
Health worker: "Ang average length -- average ha -- e 4 to 6 inches."
Men in audience shift in their seats.
Health worker: "E ano ba tong 4 to 6 inches, galit ba yan o tulog pa?"
Woman in audience: "Tulog pa!"
Health worker: "Ready to fight na yaaaan. Baka sa honeymoon ninyo, silipin ninyo yung mister ninyo tapos nakita ninyo kulukulubot pa yung ari nya tapos maliit pa sa 4 to 6 inches sabihin ninyo lugi kayo. Hindi yan. Ang 4 to 6 inches e galit na yon."